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damn i wish i was your lawyer @bermanmatt.bsky.social · 1h

Hoagie's Heroes

Dave Jamieson @jamieson.bsky.social · 1h

🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.

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damn i wish i was your lawyer @bermanmatt.bsky.social · 1h

I don't love this style of rap, but N.W.A. is societally more important and musically brings it, so I do not begrudge it probably winning. Tom Petty is a soft flannel shirt, a sly smile, a sunny day and an afternoon beer. There ain't much I love about Florida, but he seems to embody its good stuff.

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damn i wish i was your lawyer @bermanmatt.bsky.social · 1h

Hawley-esque.

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damn i wish i was your lawyer @bermanmatt.bsky.social · 4h

#TeamKnivesDownForksAndSpoonsUp #LoadWeek #YeahThatsRightLoadWeek

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damn i wish i was your lawyer @bermanmatt.bsky.social · 4h

One way I know that Phish is off the road and no one has fired their drummer today is that the wook feed is discussing proper dishwasher loading technique.

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damn i wish i was your lawyer @bermanmatt.bsky.social · 4h

Oh, a Michael Jackson biopic.

Yes I'm sure that won't glide over any tricky subjects.

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damn i wish i was your lawyer @bermanmatt.bsky.social · 16h

Because if there's one surefire way to get Americans back on your side after they've handed you an electoral beatdown, it's by fucking up their Thanksgiving travel.
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/11...

Trump Administration Live Updates: U.S. to Cut Air Traffic at 40 Airports Over Government Shutdown

www.nytimes.com

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damn i wish i was your lawyer @bermanmatt.bsky.social · 20h

My son took me through his Halloween stash. Looks like it was a rough year for anyone who wanted a Baby Ruth, 100 Grand, Payday, Nestle's Crunch, or Caramello.

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damn i wish i was your lawyer @bermanmatt.bsky.social · 22h

I want to argue with this but I can't. So... yeah, well done.

Might drop Tedeschi Trucks Band in at like a Tier 2.5, although they are also probably better classified as jamband adjacent, in the mode of DMB.

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damn i wish i was your lawyer @bermanmatt.bsky.social · 1d

Gwen Stefani probably got "Don't Speak" on repeat today while asking baby jesus what went wrong.

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damn i wish i was your lawyer @bermanmatt.bsky.social · 1d

With his political career over, Andrew Cuomo can finally open that little sexual harassment shop he always dreamed of having.

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The Natidude @thenatidude.bsky.social · 1d

Tonight's fun hey where were all you cunts a year ago?

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damn i wish i was your lawyer @bermanmatt.bsky.social · 1d

I wish we didn't have to live through so much Shithead for the Not Shithead vote to turn out the next go round, but it sure is nice to see a lot of Not Shithead tonight.

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🇨🇦 Zoë Keating @zoekeating.com · 1d

It’s been a while since I hopescrolled

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damn i wish i was your lawyer @bermanmatt.bsky.social · 1d

It's a shame Dick Cheney's not around to see this.

Matthew Wilson @mttwls.bsky.social · 1d

Looks like the Dems will pick up 12 seats in the VA House of Delegates, which will go from 51-49 to 63-37 D-R. That's an honestly shocking result.

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damn i wish i was your lawyer @bermanmatt.bsky.social · 1d

Daniel Craig is a mid rent Steve McQueen with more of a flair for comedy.

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damn i wish i was your lawyer @bermanmatt.bsky.social · 1d

Standard tiiiiiime
and the living is dark out.

damn i wish i was your lawyer @bermanmatt.bsky.social · 1d

It's funny that this man is named after a tough and flavorful piece of meat when he so resembles a ground up variety lacking both spine and taste.

Jen Bendery @jbendery.bsky.social · 1d

Q: It's election day in NYC. Did you vote for Mamdani or Cuomo?

Schumer: "Look, I voted, and I look forward to working with the next mayor to help NYC."

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damn i wish i was your lawyer @bermanmatt.bsky.social · 2d

All coffee better be $5.

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damn i wish i was your lawyer @bermanmatt.bsky.social · 2d

Sampson and Delilah is a story about the merits of just shutting the fuck up sometimes.

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damn i wish i was your lawyer @bermanmatt.bsky.social · 2d

I remember when they thought people were gonna buy $5,000 Segways and people were like "that's dumb as hell," and now you can't walk 2 blocks without getting run over by someone on a $200 scooter. So good job Segway for having a good idea and making it too stupidly to work.

damn i wish i was your lawyer @bermanmatt.bsky.social · 2d

They're a great band to dip into through greatest hits albums (early stuff: Eponymous; later: In Time). For albums, Murmur is my fave for their smaller, earlier sound and the back half of Out of Time my fave for their big, later one. Don't love the no-Bill Berry albums, but still some good songs.

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damn i wish i was your lawyer @bermanmatt.bsky.social · 2d

My almost-13-year old's just been watching Gilmore Girls. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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damn i wish i was your lawyer @bermanmatt.bsky.social · 2d

You'd be hard-pressed to find two artists who've backed up their talk by actually walking the walk more vigorously than Fugazi and Neil Young. I love Neil, and this is some very good bounce-back Neil, but Fugazi is throwing prime young heat here and theirs is the more alive and essential album.

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damn i wish i was your lawyer @bermanmatt.bsky.social · 2d

Got a local buddy who can lend you a coat and tie?

If not, you can always buy a cheap coat and tie at a local store or on Amazon - keep the tags on and return it after.

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