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David Baxter

@blackoutbedford.bsky.social

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Former FOH Manager at The Quarry Theatre Bedford, now working for an Adult Education Charity. Team Manager for Bedford Junior Blues Under 10s, 32 years season ticket holder. Supporting Bedford and Scotland Rugby, so obviously a glutton for punishment!

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MrPaulRobinson @mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social · 2h

If this lad isn't nicknamed T' then the game has gone

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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 17h

I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone

Abcnews graphic: surreal moment as coyote drinks water from skylight window on top of Los Angeles hair salon

(Image of exactly that, except the framing is canted and as a result it looks like a coyote imprisoned in a glass square a la the phantom zone from Superman)

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Rune Bulk @runebulk.bsky.social · 1d

"that's no ballroom"

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David Baxter @blackoutbedford.bsky.social · 1d

The 9 year old now singing “stay away, stay away, stay away” to Enya. Never been more proud! #totp

a monkey wearing headphones with the words listens to enya once below it

ALT: a monkey wearing headphones with the words listens to enya once below it

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David Baxter @blackoutbedford.bsky.social · 1d

Decent tune at last! #totp

David Baxter @blackoutbedford.bsky.social · 1d

I did . I’m now seven times over the drunk driving limit!

David Baxter @blackoutbedford.bsky.social · 1d

Is it too late to enter the name the dancers competition? #totp

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David Baxter @blackoutbedford.bsky.social · 1d

Absolutely!

David Baxter @blackoutbedford.bsky.social · 1d

My nine year old just asked if that is God… #totp

a man with long hair and a beard is wearing a lei and smiling .

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David Baxter @blackoutbedford.bsky.social · 1d

Acker Bilk? The Wurzels? Here we fucking go lads! #totp

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David Baxter @blackoutbedford.bsky.social · 1d

Ronan going for the Castle Greyskull look #totp

he man from the masters of the universe is smiling with his eyes closed and his mouth open .

ALT: he man from the masters of the universe is smiling with his eyes closed and his mouth open .

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David Baxter @blackoutbedford.bsky.social · 1d

Do the one about cat food you coward! #totp

David Baxter @blackoutbedford.bsky.social · 1d

“Good evening Mr Williams I’ve been expecting you to be a twat. You have not let me down…” #totp

David Baxter @blackoutbedford.bsky.social · 1d

There’s one for the teenagers!

David Baxter @blackoutbedford.bsky.social · 1d

I do love a female bass player(although Sheryl is no Tina Weymouth!) #totp

a woman is singing into a microphone while playing a guitar on stage .

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David Baxter @blackoutbedford.bsky.social · 1d

Another female Icelandic singer? Hafdis Huld? No, sadly not #totp

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Parody Keir Starmer @parodypm.bsky.social · 2d

Except you haven't applied to ask a question since July have you, you lazy little gobshite?

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David Baxter @blackoutbedford.bsky.social · 3d

Definitely a Scottish language if this phrase is anything to go by!

I started doing a bit of Gàidhlig on Duolingo to help me pronounce the names of whiskies correctly at the Burns Night tasting.

Now regretting learning a language where very few letters are pronounced as they are written! 😂

David Baxter @blackoutbedford.bsky.social · 3d

“What’s all this shouting? There’s nothing for you here…”

Parody Keir Starmer @parodypm.bsky.social · 3d

Congratulations to Mike Graham for managing to get sacked for being too obnoxious even for TalkTV, who famously employ only the most grotesque dregs of society anyway.