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David Baxter
@blackoutbedford.bsky.social
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Former FOH Manager at The Quarry Theatre Bedford, now working for an Adult Education Charity. Team Manager for Bedford Junior Blues Under 10s, 32 years season ticket holder. Supporting Bedford and Scotland Rugby, so obviously a glutton for punishment!
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Rune Bulk @runebulk.bsky.social · 19h
"that's no ballroom"
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David Baxter @blackoutbedford.bsky.social · 21h
The 9 year old now singing “stay away, stay away, stay away” to Enya. Never been more proud! #totp
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David Baxter @blackoutbedford.bsky.social · 21h
Decent tune at last! #totp
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David Baxter @blackoutbedford.bsky.social · 21h
I did . I’m now seven times over the drunk driving limit!
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David Baxter @blackoutbedford.bsky.social · 21h
Is it too late to enter the name the dancers competition? #totp
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David Baxter @blackoutbedford.bsky.social · 21h
Absolutely!
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David Baxter @blackoutbedford.bsky.social · 21h
My nine year old just asked if that is God… #totp
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David Baxter @blackoutbedford.bsky.social · 21h
Acker Bilk? The Wurzels? Here we fucking go lads! #totp
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David Baxter @blackoutbedford.bsky.social · 21h
Ronan going for the Castle Greyskull look #totp
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David Baxter @blackoutbedford.bsky.social · 21h
Do the one about cat food you coward! #totp
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David Baxter @blackoutbedford.bsky.social · 21h
“Good evening Mr Williams I’ve been expecting you to be a twat. You have not let me down…” #totp
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David Baxter @blackoutbedford.bsky.social · 22h
There’s one for the teenagers!
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David Baxter @blackoutbedford.bsky.social · 22h
I do love a female bass player(although Sheryl is no Tina Weymouth!) #totp
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David Baxter @blackoutbedford.bsky.social · 22h
Another female Icelandic singer? Hafdis Huld? No, sadly not #totp
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Parody Keir Starmer @parodypm.bsky.social · 1d
Except you haven't applied to ask a question since July have you, you lazy little gobshite?
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David Baxter @blackoutbedford.bsky.social · 2d
Definitely a Scottish language if this phrase is anything to go by!

I started doing a bit of Gàidhlig on Duolingo to help me pronounce the names of whiskies correctly at the Burns Night tasting.

Now regretting learning a language where very few letters are pronounced as they are written! 😂
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David Baxter @blackoutbedford.bsky.social · 2d
“What’s all this shouting? There’s nothing for you here…”
parodypm.bsky.social Parody Keir Starmer @parodypm.bsky.social · 2d
Congratulations to Mike Graham for managing to get sacked for being too obnoxious even for TalkTV, who famously employ only the most grotesque dregs of society anyway.
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David Baxter @blackoutbedford.bsky.social · 5d
What a man!
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David Baxter @blackoutbedford.bsky.social · 5d
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only
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David Baxter @blackoutbedford.bsky.social · 6d
His son’s no slouch either!
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David Baxter @blackoutbedford.bsky.social · 6d
What a finish to today’s game. Thank you to Blues Foundation for getting the Under 10s the Guard of Honour gig!
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Cloud Head @cloudhead.bsky.social · 7d
If you’re grand and old, they’re looking for a duke in York. Number of men supplied dependent on marching experience which must include hills.
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David Baxter @blackoutbedford.bsky.social · 7d
And that’s why I’m no longer welcome at The Golden Dragon…
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David Baxter @blackoutbedford.bsky.social · 7d
Satan obviously a big Tom Jones fan
amuseoffyre.bsky.social Fyre @amuseoffyre.bsky.social · 8d
Just remembered one of the funniest things I read in some papers about the witch trials in Scotland. The women were accused of fornicating with Satan, a naked beast, but the writer was very adamant about including the witness statement that said that Satan kept his hat on 😂
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Parody Keir Starmer @parodypm.bsky.social · 7d
Turns out Nigel Farage hasn’t a clue how Parliament works, even though being an MP is meant to be his full-time job. He just can’t bear the idea that he isn’t the centre of attention and allowed to spout bollocks whenever he wants.
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