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Eleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 13h

Remains of the Day is the new Roman Empire

Catherine Hill @ctjhill.bsky.social · 14h

Today I've listened to 2 podcasts where the male co-host (whose name begins with A) has recommended/talked about Remains of the Day to his female co-host (whose name begins with E). Weird coincidence. @aptshadow.bsky.social @emmanewman.bsky.social @misterabk.bsky.social @eleanormorton.bsky.social

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Catherine Hill @ctjhill.bsky.social · 14h

Today I've listened to 2 podcasts where the male co-host (whose name begins with A) has recommended/talked about Remains of the Day to his female co-host (whose name begins with E). Weird coincidence. @aptshadow.bsky.social @emmanewman.bsky.social @misterabk.bsky.social @eleanormorton.bsky.social

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Eleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 19h

Pretty 😍

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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 22h

Zack absolutely coming for them

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Eleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 1d

took me three plays through to realise this is shake it off

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Eleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 1d

Now to watch my 40th reaction video to Taylor Swifts new album which is apparently the best and worst thing that's happened ever

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Eleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 1d

Good point/plan (depending on how much it would total)

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Eleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 1d

I do not believe you were alive for that ad campaign

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Eleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 1d

I have a boring question for Scottish green supporters. If I join Scottish Greens, as opposed to Greens OG, will that contribute to the overall green gains? Or not? I would like to join SG because I'm pro indy and its local but I also want to (Alan Partridge voice) *help*

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Eleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 1d

Make them watch it alone in the dark (I won't tell social services)

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Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 2d

well, I'll have to look at it. we're looking at eating many famous babies, you know, a lot of people tell me they want me to eat that little baby, I say "wait a minute" but a lot of very smart people are telling me you have to eat the baby. so we're eating the baby. and I think we'll do very well.

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maddie ⚡️ scientist @icantth.ink · 2d

“What baby? Huh? The Lindbergh baby? You know, I haven’t even thought about it, but many people are saying I should.”

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Eleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 1d

The X Plan for X could be a fun new game. Insert two wildly oppositional ideas into a sentence, eg

The Prince Andrew Plan for Child Safety
The Mr Blobby Plan for Elocution
The Lord Lucan Plan for good marriage
etc etc etc

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Danny Cooper @dannycooper.bsky.social · 2d

Big strong men come up to me with tears in their eyes saying thank you sir thank your for eating the baby

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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.bsky.social · 2d

people say to me all the time mr president mr president please, will you eat this lindbergh baby, and i say no you're not al- well i'm allowed i could eat the baby maybe later i'll eat the baby but- baby, what an interesting word, baby, you never hear about babies anymore, unless you're eating them

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 2d

So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”