bobby
@bobbylewis.bsky.social
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national security adviser at popeyes louisiana kitchen | aka revrrlewis | he/him/🏳️‍🌈 |📍nyc
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bobbylewis.bsky.social
it’s one thing to hear that trump’s tariffs are making everyday items more expensive, but it’s another to see a 12-rack of modelo for twenty five united states dollars
bobbylewis.bsky.social
probably the best common brand i know of
bobbylewis.bsky.social
this household does not believe in canada dry products, which taste bad and are bad for you
bobbylewis.bsky.social
one thing i miss about living in a white neighborhood is the common availability of good tonic water
bobbylewis.bsky.social
“wealthy new yorkers who take the bus” should be on a shirt
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Lower income New Yorkers are more likely to ride the bus s. Also the house he used to live in before he split with Sandra Lee is worth 1.8 million dollars (third link) and had five bedrooms and six bathrooms and at 5,000 sqft meets the historical definition of a mansion
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@ZohranKMamdani
’s “plan” provides no relief for working families who take the subway, and unnecessary benefits to wealthy New Yorkers who take the bus and can afford the fare.

I focus on working families, while 
@ZohranKMamdani
 the mansion boy focuses on helping the rich.
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Jenna would make Liz write jokes for her, Liz would write a bunch of feminist material because she’s mad at Jenna and then try to pull it at the last minute because she’s worried for Jenna’s safety. Jenna would ham it up so hard that the Saudis would love it as parody of shrill American women
suss2hyphens.bsky.social
which 30 rock character was most likely to headline the riyadh comedy festival, tracy or jenna
bobbylewis.bsky.social
asking someone where they got that shirt so i know to avoid that cheap-ass screen printing
bobbylewis.bsky.social
what a prize, what a world 🥴
bobbylewis.bsky.social
she wouldn’t be the first nobel peace prize recipient to openly support murder
blackballer.bsky.social
She literally supports trump bombing the boats
bobbylewis.bsky.social
anyway these are the things i’m thinking about as i stare down this front drain that i’m pretty sure is clogged with rat hair
bobbylewis.bsky.social
institutions exist for a reason but you can’t count on them for salvation. what you can count on is having to do the nasty disgusting work yourself, because odds are nobody else will
bobbylewis.bsky.social
there was mold everywhere. even the coats we wore to work in the freezers. but since it wasn’t the bad black mold, we just had to deal with it (and the cough) until construction ended and they finally sealed the building off from the hot, humid summer air. and guess who had to clean all that shit
bobbylewis.bsky.social
one of my most valuable lessons about the real world came when some coworkers called OSHA on the moldy bakery we all used to worked in, but the inspector said there was nothing they could do because, quote, “it’s not the bad black mold”
bobbylewis.bsky.social
i do love it when a photo editor does their job well though
bobbylewis.bsky.social
i could put this one on my husband too but i also don’t like mussels, enough to cook them myself anyway
bobbylewis.bsky.social
i am a man of unusual and unusually timed desires
bobbylewis.bsky.social
have also been looking for new pie recipes so this is a doubly good suggestion
bobbylewis.bsky.social
i have a feeling he would say he doesn’t like artichokes but i’ve never seen him eat one so i might just make it anyway
bobbylewis.bsky.social
however minor, it’s a character flaw for sure
bobbylewis.bsky.social
you are right though!
bobbylewis.bsky.social
my husband doesn’t really like soup (i know)
bobbylewis.bsky.social
“i should cook something with leeks” - guy who wants to cook with leeks
bobbylewis.bsky.social
also what am i gonna do to your dog? i’m trying to go home lol
bobbylewis.bsky.social
for her part, the dog seemed like an absolute angel. much nicer and better behaved than her owner. many such cases