Beavis, Etc.
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bonejob.bsky.social
Bro and guy are gender neutral but, strangely, dude is not
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rodger.bsky.social
Me telling my friends about the time I received a $50 million buyout after losing back to back games as a 20-point favorite: yeah man it was crazy

My friend who knows I once recruited a QB named Ethan Grunkemeyer: was the Grunk there?
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iamnotlarry.bsky.social
Oh shit, this is a tough choice.
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bonejob.bsky.social
Well maybe you’re onto something here…
bonejob.bsky.social
He was feeling himself after snagging Ben Johnson and fired up an extremely stupid heat check
bonejob.bsky.social
Authentically working class, without any of those annoying PMC signifiers
bonejob.bsky.social
Poles really went Big Brain mode on that pick
bonejob.bsky.social
Lmao. He’s turned on the fake Long Island family he made up because the mom is POC
bonejob.bsky.social
We really don’t need to be encouraging people to make more
bonejob.bsky.social
I hate that the dog-whistlers of the world were incidentally right about Justin Fields. I wanted to believe in that guy :(
bonejob.bsky.social
I really, really wanted it to work out for him but it’s not gonna happen
bonejob.bsky.social
They’re building what appears to be an SRO for podcasters in my neighborhood and I think it’s going to make me into a NIMBY
bonejob.bsky.social
This government is explicitly pro child abuse
jessdkant.bsky.social
On the one hand, yes, demand answers as to why this happened. But release him now independent of the answer — there is no justification for this. No society that hasn’t hopelessly devolved past the point of return does this to kids. I don’t care whatever they can possibly cook up as an excuse.
Boston judge orders release of 13-year-old from ICE custody
The federal court ruled the boy must be freed unless immigration officials can justify detaining a juvenile with adult detainees at the Burlington facility.
www.masslive.com
bonejob.bsky.social
Oh no, I operate under the impression nobody wants to deal with him unless they explicitly ask to pet him/play with him
bonejob.bsky.social
I’m guilty of bringing my dog to pick up coffee in the morning (at an explicitly dog friendly cafe) and you’d better believe I have him glued to my leg the whole time
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celebrityhottub.bsky.social
you will not see a magnet for fury like the “let’s go 1-0 this week against Iowa” tweet James Franklin will post later today
bonejob.bsky.social
It’s a high bar to clear, but I think hack standup is my favorite Tim persona
gralefrit.bsky.social
Perfect posting from Tim Heidecker, 24 hours apart.
What an incredible experience, getting to perform at the Riyadh Comedy Festival. I left feeling grateful and humbled by his majesty's generosity. I'll never forget this memorial experience and all the fun we had. Hope to do it again soon. upon further reflection, there is a small part of me that feels I sent the wrong message, regarding the Riyahd Comedy Festival last night. While, I do think it's important for comedy to have the opportunity to thrive in all parts of the globe, there are some aspects of The Royal Highness, King Salmon and his leadership in the region that i don't agree with entirely, but it's a different culture when it comes to freedom and rights and I gotta respect that we are all different and have different values. My manager is now investigating the possibility of donating some of my fee to a charity for Vetrans of War.
bonejob.bsky.social
It’s comedy without a net
bonejob.bsky.social
I had exactly the same thought
bonejob.bsky.social
My guess was Gingerman Tavern but Double Door makes sense too
bonejob.bsky.social
These dickheads couldn’t even get the color of the flag right
mvp21.bsky.social
Whichever player brought the L flag is immediately a Brewers legend
bonejob.bsky.social
“Nash Kato solo show” is such a uniquely Chicago string of words.