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the ghost of kwisatz haderade 👻🏹

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adoptee, crafter, sports nerd, archery enthusiast. estoy segura que te va a gustar, no puedes resistirme soy un huracán. she/they 🇲🇽🌈

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the ghost of kwisatz haderade 👻🏹 @booksandbows.bsky.social · Oct 16

how do i make this a pop up for everyone before they read my posts

Youtuber Uncarley talking into a mic w the text: “before we begin i am mentally ill and if you say something mean to me i will not take it well” beside her

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the ghost of kwisatz haderade 👻🏹 @booksandbows.bsky.social · 7h

i literally said this less than an hour ago omg 😭

Insta message i sent; nothing will make you feel dumber than explaining transubstantiation to a non catholic

the ghost of kwisatz haderade 👻🏹 @booksandbows.bsky.social · 8h

no they won lmao that’s the wildest part

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the ghost of kwisatz haderade 👻🏹 @booksandbows.bsky.social · 8h

have you considered that it’s mean and might hurt the players feelings if they catch a bad vibe

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the ghost of kwisatz haderade 👻🏹 @booksandbows.bsky.social · 8h

i will absolutely go to your house and act like an asshole and wear it if my guys lose and act like a ten times worse asshole if they win. that’s my basic human right.

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the ghost of kwisatz haderade 👻🏹 @booksandbows.bsky.social · 8h

buddy i’m not a cubs fan and it isn’t your house. it’s a place of business and they sell tickets to everybody. chin up, buttercup.

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the ghost of kwisatz haderade 👻🏹 @booksandbows.bsky.social · 8h

this has to be a bit, right?

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I see going to root for the road team at a game like going to someone's house for dinner and hoping they set off the smoke alarm making the food and get into a family fight. You're hoping your hosts have a bad time. That just seems rude to me.
October 11, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Pfeifer Sports (Dan Pfeifer) @pfeifersp... • 1m
It's 2025. You can watch the game from home and not bother opposing fans.

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the ghost of kwisatz haderade 👻🏹 @booksandbows.bsky.social · 8h

thank god you’ll never get your way bc the baseball games you’re describing sound boring and lame

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the ghost of kwisatz haderade 👻🏹 @booksandbows.bsky.social · 8h

he’s basically saying you’re so evil it pains you to be near our special holy artifact like a voldemort kinda thing

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the ghost of kwisatz haderade 👻🏹 @booksandbows.bsky.social · 8h

its like a special vessel that looks like a big sunburst type thing, it's used during transubstantiation (the part of mass when the wine and crackers are transformed into the blood/body of christ, yes i know this is nonsense im just explaining the theology)

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the ghost of kwisatz haderade 👻🏹 @booksandbows.bsky.social · 8h

this mf brought up the monstrance, hes not fucking around i fear

Rich Raho @richraho.bsky.social · 15h

Chicago priest Fr. Larry Dowling describes procession to ICE facility: “No one had the courage to speak directly to us. No one from Homeland Security could stand in the presence of the Monstrance holding the Blessed Sacrament. No wonder. Evil is repelled, recoils in the presence of Christ.”

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the ghost of kwisatz haderade 👻🏹 @booksandbows.bsky.social · 8h

brewers took em out tonight! 🫡

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the ghost of kwisatz haderade 👻🏹 @booksandbows.bsky.social · 8h

oh i hate that you don’t get to talk shit about the win if you were meek the whole time, you only get to dunk on people if you called your shot

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the ghost of kwisatz haderade 👻🏹 @booksandbows.bsky.social · 8h

they’re eliminated now so it doesn’t even matter lmao

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Eephus Tosser @eephustosser.bsky.social · 9h

Matt Shaw paying homage to Charlie Kirk by stinking to high heaven.

Eephus Tosser @eephustosser.bsky.social · 5d

Blake Treinen paying homage to Charlie Kirk by stinking to high heaven.

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the ghost of kwisatz haderade 👻🏹 @booksandbows.bsky.social · 8h

congrats!!!

the ghost of kwisatz haderade 👻🏹 @booksandbows.bsky.social · 8h

don’t really care who it is at this point though i have by far the most friends who are jays fans so that is where i am leaning but genuinely who cares just beat the d*dger scum

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the ghost of kwisatz haderade 👻🏹 @booksandbows.bsky.social · 8h

we’ve got three legitimate baseball organizations and a relocated organized crime racket full of guys who are dying for a chance to hug their best friend donald trump again so you know what you have to do in terms of your rooting interests and manifestation powers.

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the ghost of kwisatz haderade 👻🏹 @booksandbows.bsky.social · 8h

so you can see why it would be my fervent desire to see them go out sad, as only one team had players scrawling right wing messages on their hats this year.

the ghost of kwisatz haderade 👻🏹 @booksandbows.bsky.social · 9h

honestly good pick too

the ghost of kwisatz haderade 👻🏹 @booksandbows.bsky.social · 9h

you guys do this every year! we're bored of it now! kershaw is a homophobe btw.

Clayton Kershaw being the sole guy of 52 players on the field on Pride Night to write something homophobic on his cap, because he is a homophobe. He is the only player who did this on Pride Night, and stands out as an example of one of the worst guys to ever use his platform to be a disgusting person.

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the ghost of kwisatz haderade 👻🏹 @booksandbows.bsky.social · 9h

time to break out the luis urías brewers jersey for the coming week

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the ghost of kwisatz haderade 👻🏹 @booksandbows.bsky.social · 9h

the d*dgers will never be the underdog. you will never be the plucky team. you forfeited that, you can never have it back. go crew.

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the ghost of kwisatz haderade 👻🏹 @booksandbows.bsky.social · 9h

lmao the team with the biggest payroll in the sport and an entire roster full of all-stars is going to try to pretend to be the underdog again, here we fuckin' go

Mike Petriello @mikepetriello.bsky.social · 9h

Very excited for the David v Goliath narratives incoming when David won 4 more games than Goliath and has home field advantage

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Meredith Shiner @meredithshiner.com · 9h

Good for Andrew Vaughn. Everyone who has done time with the recent White Sox deserves some fun in the end.

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 9h

They’re making like Craig Counsell and Pat Murphy are Jimmy Conway and Henry Hill

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