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Blacque Jacque Shellacque

@bornwithatail.bsky.social

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Geriatric Hardcore Kid Saint Paul Dad Weird Anglican Advocate of the Grill & Chill Lifestyle Minnesota Sports Wide Awake 👁️ Union Forever

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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 43m

Babe, I’m gonna Minnesota your USA

Keith Harris @usefulnoise.bsky.social · 2h

I'm at the Freedom Summit in Alexandria MN today. #pray4keith

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Pat Inverted Vibe Curve Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 5h

people online are constantly saying shit like "the average person is now post-literate and returning to medieval peasant mindset" while neglecting the corollary, namely that our elite aristos are once again scrying for angels, summoning demons, distilling elixirs of eternal life, etc.

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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 11h

when the game is finally over

a winnie the pooh teddy bear is sitting on the floor in a room

ALT: a winnie the pooh teddy bear is sitting on the floor in a room

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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 12h

After the 15th inning it is time to replace one player with a dog until someone wins or it's all dogs.

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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 12h

when we’re headed into the 15th inning

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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 12h

when we’re headed into the 14th inning

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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 20h

Incredible business opportunity here

Ralf W @raflw.bsky.social · 20h

My search for inflatable loon costume sadly came up empty.

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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 20h

SKATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL

Blacque Jacque Shellacque @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 21h

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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 22h

Blacque Jacque Shellacque @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 22h

when I see The Yearling in The Yearling

Leonardo DiCaprio playing Rick Dalton in Once Upon A Time In Hollywood. He is holding a cigarette and a beer can in his right hand and pointing at a TV screen with his left hand.

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Gus Orviston @orviston.bsky.social · 1d

The most reliable way to distinguish Protestant denominations is to ask if their clergy dress like businessmen, rappers, homeless people, or wizards.

Blacque Jacque Shellacque @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 1d

The aesthetics of evangelical pastors (suit & tie/“whacky youth pastor”) have rendered Americans incapable of seeing anyone in a clerical collar as anything other than Roman Catholic.

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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 1d

The aesthetics of evangelical pastors (suit & tie/“whacky youth pastor”) have rendered Americans incapable of seeing anyone in a clerical collar as anything other than Roman Catholic.