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Gravy Crockett

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Celtics fan, aspiring Jeopardy contestant, founder of #SandwichSky.

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Gravy Crockett @bostonjerry.bsky.social · Aug 9

Heirloom tomato, prosciutto, and fresh mozzarella, with balsamic glaze and Wegmans sandwich oil aioli.

This is it. This is the sandwich. #SandwichSky

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Gravy Crockett @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 1h

Lmao oooh… well we’re a good mile away from the shoreline on some decently high ground with a big marsh in between so it feels pretty normal at home even with the water so close

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cognitive dissonance is a helluva drug @hnysuklchocolat.blacksky.app · 2h

God would never let me live so close to water bc i'd be giving michael jackson in my backyard

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Gravy Crockett @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 2h

LOL same. Those houses right there on the wall are living on borrowed time

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Gravy Crockett @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 2h

This is Green Harbor, the jetty that those waves are breaking on is usually at least 5 feet above the water even at high tide.

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Gravy Crockett @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 2h

Different spot on the seawall, these waves were crazy.

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Gravy Crockett @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 2h

High tide waves crashing over the Brant Rock sea wall in Marshfield. This nor’easter is no joke.

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Tasha Monroe @simplyedynandco.com · 4h

🚨 BREAKING: Though it's barely making any major headlines. A TYPHOON has hit the western shores of Alaska and sparsely populated villages have been devastated. Rescue efforts are still ongoing. ☹️

www.cnn.com/2025/10/13/w...

Dozens rescued, several still missing after monster storm brings violent wind gusts and record storm surge to western Alaska | CNN

Rescuers in western Alaska are working to find missing residents and help those displaced after what once was Typhoon Halong tore through coastal communities, unleashing record-breaking storm surge an...

www.cnn.com

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Gravy Crockett @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 4h

If they're too big you can use some sharp scissors to cut a pre-roll down to size and save the extra weed, and then after you have a few of those cutoff tips you can use them to make a bonus J

Gravy Crockett @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 4h

Ayo Edebiri is rapidly rising up the list of Massachusetts-native celebrities who we DO NOT PLAY about (also known as the "Protect JoJo at all costs" list)

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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 4h

Even Newsmax!

Newsmax on Pentagon press policy: "Newsmax has no plans to sign the letter. We are working in conjunction with other media outlets to resolve the situation. We believe the requirements are unnecessary and onerous and hope that the Pentagon with review the matter further.”

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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 5h

julia said ayo is her neo. no one would be able to speak to me again.

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High School English Hashira @sleepyteach82.bsky.social · 6h

She family.

Written by Uju ✍🏽 @writtenbyuju.bsky.social · 6h

Listen…

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Gravy Crockett @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 6h

People think that "jokes>facts" just means that jokes are better than facts but what it really means is that *if* something online is funny, it will always beat the truth, both in terms of engagement and in terms of winning any type of "beef"

Gravy Crockett @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 6h

And that's on rule #1!

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Six @sixdos.blacksky.app · 6h

Also:

If it don’t apply let it fly.

Gravy Crockett @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 6h

What the Skyline needs right now is a refresher on the first 3 rules of being online:

1) jokes>facts
2) NEVER REACT
3) If the Skyline says that you're _______, then you're _______

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Don Gigante @onefiftyone.bsky.social · 6h

People always forget that old rule: never explain, never react.

Gravy Crockett @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 6h

What the Skyline needs right now is a refresher on the first 3 rules of being online:

1) jokes>facts
2) NEVER REACT
3) If the Skyline says that you're _______, then you're _______

Gravy Crockett @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 6h

Yes, although that's covered by rule #2 anyway

Gravy Crockett @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 6h

If you can remember these three simple rules, you can survive being the main character and continue on with your normal online life.

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Gravy Crockett @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 6h

What the Skyline needs right now is a refresher on the first 3 rules of being online:

1) jokes>facts
2) NEVER REACT
3) If the Skyline says that you're _______, then you're _______