Momus "Bones" Jones
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Be good. Bird looker, proud Canadian with Ukrainian roots, ex-angry scientist. I enjoy nature, sports, silly internet pictures & SCTV. Long term single blind n=1 study participant. YYC Albertan. He/him. A sometimes irrational mix of serious and silly.
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Pinned thread of threads of my #SCTVSaturday goofiness.

Hosers can Take Off! (and mute #SCTVSaturday if you don't enjoy it)
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brendelbored.bsky.social
We need an NFL team in Canada so Hank Williams Jr under protest will have to be like Are you ready for some football! une fête du lundi soir!
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ivory1.bsky.social
It's not officially Thanksgiving until you watch this annual treat.
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Explaining Canadian Thanksgiving to Americans
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Can I tell you how indispensable @sprawlcalgary.bsky.social has been in its coverage of the Calgary election. Whether you are following it closely or not. Videos of numerous ward and mayoral forums. And there most valuable service, a campaign primer. www.sprawlcalgary.com/calgary-elec...
Meet the Calgarians running for mayor and council in 2025 | The Sprawl
Follow along with our candidate tracker.
www.sprawlcalgary.com
boyq.bsky.social
Chekov's 2nd Amendment
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STUPID SEXY APPLE
dansheehan.bsky.social
If you buy enough apples, the farmer gives you access to the sexy ones
An apple with a perfect ass that will make you act up
boyq.bsky.social
Alt for image: Cartoon screenshot of an angry white duck walking in a field pointing upwards. He has two big cartoonish eyes, a large yellow beak, as well as a thin body, short legs and big three-toed yellow feet. He has a blue and pink lifebuoy. A tree and tilled field in the background.
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punkrockhistory.bsky.social
Released 46 years ago today
"Smash It Up", a single by English punk rock band the Damned

The Damned - Smash It Up. The Tube 1984

#punk #punks #punkrock #thedamned #smashitup #history #punkrockhistory #otd
boyq.bsky.social
I ain't touching that one.
boyq.bsky.social
Oh lord, there are some absolutely brutal Gimli Legolas meme mashups possible.
boyq.bsky.social
Trudeau/Perry current events are precedented.
boyq.bsky.social
lmao, I can't resist posting this SCTV clip

The Trudeau/Prickley affair
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riotgrlerin.bsky.social
improving movies with mr. bean: thread
Mr. Bean punching Nazis in Indiana Jones.
boyq.bsky.social
I totally forgot about this sketch, sincerely appreciate the reminder/memory.
boyq.bsky.social
Strongly agree. It sort of feels like he (& Andrea Martin, less so Dave Thomas) never got that one big role that exposed their talents to a wider audience.
boyq.bsky.social
Martin Short is a beauty in this one.
boyq.bsky.social
Trudeau/Perry current events are precedented.
boyq.bsky.social
lmao, I can't resist posting this SCTV clip

The Trudeau/Prickley affair
boyq.bsky.social
I've had in mind a couple of natural disasters that I don't even want to speak into being in these times.
boyq.bsky.social
In my neck of the woods (Calgary Alberta Canada) there are good and bad wasp years. This year, nothing, last year, I got stung 3 times, and had several nests to deal with. One was bad/underground.
boyq.bsky.social
I'm good with most too.
Except for wasps, they're just jerks.
boyq.bsky.social
Nice pic! I have a thing for bees, I was a beekeeper one summer.
boyq.bsky.social
Friendly reminder.
boyq.bsky.social
The greatest enemy of authority, therefore, is contempt, and the surest way to undermine it is laughter.

Hannah Arendt
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*DISNEY'S ABC PULLS KIMMEL SHOW INDEFINITELY, WSJ REPORTER POSTS
boyq.bsky.social
It's cold, windy, and will probably snow tonight. See you next spring lil' buddy! 🌱
A small, maybe 1 inch, Cosmo flower, six pink petals that darken toward the yellow middle. Concrete behind it, and at the top are some brown stems and leaf.
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riotgrlerin.bsky.social
celebrities as lord of the rings characters: thread
Doja cat in a dress the same shape as the eye of Sauron. The Eye of Sauron.
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2puru2partisan.bsky.social
I don’t care about celebrity relationships but a topless jeans combo on a boat is sicko behavior