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Samothy Damned-o-thy 👺🔥💀👻🎃🕸️

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Samothy Damned-o-thy 👺🔥💀👻🎃🕸️ @bozodoesthedub.bsky.social · Sep 1

My wife and I are starting the Warrior Walk as part of the Daisy Network's effort to raise awareness about Primary/Premature Ovarian Insufficiency (POI). As part of the Warrior Walk we will be doing at least 10,000 steps a day to hit 300,000 by 09/30.

Husband and wife after walking 10-20k steps around Tokyo

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 2h

It's time again as a notable Italian-American to note Christopher Columbus was an absolute piece of shit human who didn't land anywhere near this actual country so why the fuck should he stop the mail for the whole day

Anyway, Happy Indigenous People's Day, y'all

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Samothy Damned-o-thy 👺🔥💀👻🎃🕸️ @bozodoesthedub.bsky.social · 1h

The casual dropping of “I had a passionate affair with Francisco Franco, the Nazi-aligned brutal fascist dictator of Spain” in You’ve Got Mail is so fucking wild 😂

Samothy Damned-o-thy 👺🔥💀👻🎃🕸️ @bozodoesthedub.bsky.social · 1h

While trying to run up and scare a classmate by banging on the window, ended up running through it

Dasha @dashasierra.com · May 19

What's the stupidest way you've hurt yourself?

Oh I'm so glad you asked! I knocked myself out with a frozen bag of omelettes.

Samothy Damned-o-thy 👺🔥💀👻🎃🕸️ @bozodoesthedub.bsky.social · 1h

Literally almost caused an international incident with the Soviet Union because the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers pretty much beat the shit out of the CCCP hockey team

Samothy Damned-o-thy 👺🔥💀👻🎃🕸️ @bozodoesthedub.bsky.social · 19h

Totally watching Peeping Tom tonight

a man taking a picture with a camera that says dvdrm on it

ALT: a man taking a picture with a camera that says dvdrm on it

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Samothy Damned-o-thy 👺🔥💀👻🎃🕸️ @bozodoesthedub.bsky.social · 19h

Spent more on blu rays than I did on clothes on what was supposed to be a wardrobe update 😂

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Samothy Damned-o-thy 👺🔥💀👻🎃🕸️ @bozodoesthedub.bsky.social · 21h

Existing in that sweet spot of too fat and tall for normal clothes but not obese and NBA player tall for big and tall stores is quite the bitch when it comes to shopping 😂

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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 1d

ICE is up. Feds have been spotted in Rogers Park. Video is also circulating of Border Patrol grabbing someone near their usual hunting ground at the Home Depot in Cicero.

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Samothy Damned-o-thy 👺🔥💀👻🎃🕸️ @bozodoesthedub.bsky.social · 23h

People will look at this and say "classic tactics are back"

I look at this and say "Arsenal are gonna bottle it again"

Cartel Noc @nocturnalibpool.bsky.social · 1d

Samothy Damned-o-thy 👺🔥💀👻🎃🕸️ @bozodoesthedub.bsky.social · 23h

If 2/3rds of your goals are coming from set-pieces, you're employing inherently unsustainable tactics

Samothy Damned-o-thy 👺🔥💀👻🎃🕸️ @bozodoesthedub.bsky.social · 23h

In that case, get him to try catching a bullet

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Samothy Damned-o-thy 👺🔥💀👻🎃🕸️ @bozodoesthedub.bsky.social · 23h

Drop something DEVILISH

Samothy Damned-o-thy 👺🔥💀👻🎃🕸️ @bozodoesthedub.bsky.social · 1d

Is there a Zombie Marathon where all the runners have to be dressed/made up as zombies and if not, why the fuck not?

Samothy Damned-o-thy 👺🔥💀👻🎃🕸️ @bozodoesthedub.bsky.social · 1d

Peter Thiel has an 80s Satanic Panic level obsession with the Antichrist

Samothy Damned-o-thy 👺🔥💀👻🎃🕸️ @bozodoesthedub.bsky.social · 1d

Lemme guess...Rorschach is the true hero

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Samothy Damned-o-thy 👺🔥💀👻🎃🕸️ @bozodoesthedub.bsky.social · 1d

The Shining is my favorite scary movie and I will watch it multiple times a year, but it absolutely is the biggest and worst offender of “the black guy has to die” horror cliché/trope

Samothy Damned-o-thy 👺🔥💀👻🎃🕸️ @bozodoesthedub.bsky.social · 1d

It literally may bring about a second American Revolution in that when they try to bailout billionaires with taxpayer money again everyone finally loses their shit at the status quo

Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 1d

Trying to imagine AI bubble bursting during Trump administration.

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The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 1d

According to the victim's attorney, the body camera captured the officer saying, “Do something, bitch,” before leaping out of the car and shooting her multiple times. Another officer asked, “Hey, what happened?” The first pointed to his camera, “Hey, don’t speak. You’re good”
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Samothy Damned-o-thy 👺🔥💀👻🎃🕸️ @bozodoesthedub.bsky.social · 1d

My wife is currently going thru my IG and commenting/liking everything and left this on my ancestry DNA results 🤦‍♂️

Samothy Damned-o-thy 👺🔥💀👻🎃🕸️ @bozodoesthedub.bsky.social · 1d

My wife went down a Scatman Crothers rabbit hole and saw what was purportedly a picture of his daughter and she was white, like not even racially ambiguous or clearly biracial but full on 8.5x11 white.

Turns out it wasn’t her, but we did learn he was married to a white woman in 1937 (which WILD)

Samothy Damned-o-thy 👺🔥💀👻🎃🕸️ @bozodoesthedub.bsky.social · 1d

The Shining on blu-ray and Indian food for dinner

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Samothy Damned-o-thy 👺🔥💀👻🎃🕸️ @bozodoesthedub.bsky.social · 1d

TIL this is an actual cover of a Thirty Seconds to Mars album

America - 30 Seconds to Mars album cover

Yellow background with "Cowgirl, Doggy, Face, Sixty-Nine, Scissors, The Crab - Six Popular Sex Positions as reported by AskMen"

Samothy Damned-o-thy 👺🔥💀👻🎃🕸️ @bozodoesthedub.bsky.social · 1d

Sure Jared Leto markets his method acting prep to try to gain publicity despite it leading to shitty performances, he can't carry a franchise movie and he's a weirdo sexual predator with a cult, but at least he doesn't front some shitty alt-jock rock band, right?.........RIGHT?

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Samothy Damned-o-thy 👺🔥💀👻🎃🕸️ @bozodoesthedub.bsky.social · 1d

Unfortunately, yes