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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 7h

Just remembered this old Nier: Automata fan art I did

A drawing of 2B from Nier: Automata by me. She is wearing a cyberpunky leather outfit with cutouts, and is carrying a sword in one hand the head of a robot in the other. A bigger sword is attached to her back. A pod drone floats over her shoulder.

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 7h

Oh this slaps

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Halloween name @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social · 8h

Eeeegggggg
soldiers
cheese on toast, cheese on toast
eeeggg
soldiers
cheese on toast, cheese on toast
ohh breakfast time's the meal i love the most
eeeggg
soldiers
cheese on toast, cheese on toast

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 14h

Great/terrible minds, and so on

bsky.app/profile/brai...

Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · Dec 4

Oh god though. Imagine being a flintstones and getting an appliance that's really into it. Like, everyone else's vacuum beast is all "it's a living" and yours is just snuffling about the place going "yes daddy more, more". Toilet pelican quietly whispering "thank you".

Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 15h

My pal @insaninox.bsky.social is doing a fire walk today! To raise money for the Mental Health Foundation! I've blabbered a lot about my own mental health, so I obviously support this a lot. Apparently it's "just like walking on the ground, but the ground is hot"

www.justgiving.com/page/emilia-...

Emilia's fundraiser for Mental Health Foundation

Help Emilia Copeland raise money to support Mental Health Foundation

www.justgiving.com

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Adam Roberts @adamroberts.bsky.social · 15h

"I say I say I say, my dog's got no gnosis."

"No nose? How does it smell?"

[*angrily*] "He lacks any and all immanent knowledge or transcendent insight, such as was sought by Clement of Alexandria, Marcion or Simon Magus. What has smell to do with it?"

"I'm sorry, I misheard."

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 19h

Today's lunchtime cryptic crossword stream starts at 1.30pm! Wahey!

www.twitch.tv/brainmage

brainmage - Twitch

Guy Kelly. Comedian, voice actor, and general nerd. UK-based variety streamer. Cryptic crosswords during the day, and videogames at night. Like a LAN café in an old folks home. guykellyalloneword@gmai...

www.twitch.tv

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 8d

I have updated i will strangle a horse!

It now has DEATH TRACKING! So you can see which ones you've missed in the Stats page! A Secret Thing that shows on your stats for when you get the Good ending! Nothing added to the infinite door knocking loop! But soon!

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i will strangle a horse by BRAINMAGE

A comedy twine-based choose-your-own-adventure game where it's your first day on The Farm, and you have One Job

brainmage.itch.io

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Hayley Gullen @hayleygullen.com · 1d

My Amazon reviews so far are simply wonderful!

Have a look (and then buy my book - ask at your local bookshop or check out online alternatives if you don’t fancy Amazon)

www.amazon.co.uk/This-Might-S...

#cansky #graphicmedicine

This Might Surprise You: A Breast Cancer Story

Buy This Might Surprise You: A Breast Cancer Story by Gullen, Hayley (ISBN: 9781399424745) from Amazon's Book Store. Everyday low prices and free delivery on eligible orders.

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 1d

Today's lunchtime cryptic crossword stream is...NOW! Why didn't I post about this sooner???

www.twitch.tv/brainmage

brainmage - Twitch

Guy Kelly. Comedian, voice actor, and general nerd. UK-based variety streamer. Cryptic crosswords during the day, and videogames at night. Like a LAN café in an old folks home. guykellyalloneword@gmai...

www.twitch.tv

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Wangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 1d

pleased to announce that I have won the nobel prize for shitposting with one hand while speed-eating cocktail sausages with the other. please send press queries to the usual address

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 1d

Oh neat! I'll have a look!

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Wangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 1d

Every time I see that awful photo of those utterly ghastly Young Tories I desperately want to shove them into a locker and put their heads down the toilet. I am not a violent person. Why does the spirit of the jock overwhelm me in those moments

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 1d

Hell yeah <3

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 1d

Also lol I made the international press because I tweeted about Avril Lavigne

Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 3d

Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 1d

I met @ewacat.bsky.social. The aftershocks continue to wreak havoc to this day.

Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 3d

Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?

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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 2d

This morning I saw a bunch of geese sneaking up on some jackdaws but they kept softly honking to themselves so it didn't work very well

Six geese walking down a path around a pond towards one visible jackdaw. There are more jackdaws but they are obscured by a bin.

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · Oct 19

Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret. Your cousin. Margaret Berry. You know that new sound you're looking for? Well, listen to this!

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Irrationally Calm @direbeard.bsky.social · Nov 3

Werner! Werner, it’s Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Herzog. You know that new sound you’re looking for? Well listen to this!
*holds phone up to flies buzzing around a decomposing corpse*

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 2d

Today's lunchtime cryptic crossword stream starts at 2.30pm! That's so soon! Aaagh!

twitch.tv/brainmage

brainmage - Twitch

Guy Kelly. Comedian, voice actor, and general nerd. UK-based variety streamer. Cryptic crosswords during the day, and videogames at night. Like a LAN café in an old folks home. guykellyalloneword@gmai...

twitch.tv

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 2d

Zut alors!

Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 @expedition33.bsky.social · 2d

THANK YOU, from @SandfallGames!
We've been working on bringing you a few updates, some of the highlights being:

🌳 New playable environment
⚔️ New late-game boss battles
👕 New costumes

➡️ Read more: www.expedition33.com/post/thank-y...

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Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 @expedition33.bsky.social · 2d

THANK YOU, from @SandfallGames!
We've been working on bringing you a few updates, some of the highlights being:

🌳 New playable environment
⚔️ New late-game boss battles
👕 New costumes

➡️ Read more: www.expedition33.com/post/thank-y...

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 2d

(Obviously some people can't afford to etc etc this clearly isn't about them)

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 2d

I am having Feelings about industrial action. People who walk past the picket line and say "I support what you're doing" and then head to work anyway. This is for *everyone's benefit*. Why *wouldn't* you take part?

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 3d

Ahahahaha yesss

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