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Brendel

@brendelbored.bsky.social

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Host of all podcasts. Independent Journalist. Hollywood’s Ultimate Insider. The post is probably a joke, really it’s obvious.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 8h

Hi Taz!

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 8h

Finally, something that will pull Seattle out of the slump its been in since the untimely death of Kurt Cobain

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 8h

Helen Mirren freshly distraught that he never met Big Dumper

Helen Mirren Says 'It's So Sad Kurt Cobain Died
When He Did Because He Never Saw GPS'

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 8h

Well the baseball game is over but the night is young for the 38 year olds of Bluesky, and that means it’s time to take a low dose aspirin and read about Bigfoot on your iPad for 20 minutes before falling asleep

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 8h

If we’ve ever needed a big ass…we’ve needed it now

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Maureen Jice @jane.meangirls.online · 8h

the freaking Portland protest frog is warming up in the pen

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 8h

A winner has been declared

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 9h

The Krassenstein tweet about rooting for Robert Mueller but now it’s about entropy and the baseball game

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 9h

I’m sorry I’m speaking out of frustration, what I meant to say is that baseball is never good

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daryl "shut down, ass up'" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 9h

this headline would be fine without that last s

Jay Allen @gaiaslastlaugh.bsky.social · 9h

"Firm views"

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 9h

The thing is that baseball isn’t good even when it’s short

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 9h

The dog has now pitched four scoreless innings

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 9h

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 9h

When Colt Keith turns 30 he has to change his name to Horse.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 9h

We might literally have to try out that “there’s no rule that a dog can’t play baseball” thing at this point

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 9h

people are going to post AI slop...sometimes they just do not realize it at the time and have the good graces to delete it

but if they are told and keep posting it your safest action is just to block them because they will continue to spread it

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 9h

it is the 12th inning and you grounded into a double play against a pitcher wearing a retainer

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 9h

Jeff man I don’t know what to tell you, I made a joke about Goro.

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Justin Klugh @justinklugh.bsky.social · Nov 10

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 9h

Look if you’re going to get this upset about a Goro joke you can just unfollow me

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 9h

I don’t have any fucking clue what you’re on about man

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 9h

Rough night but he’s still one of the most successful Gleybers out there right now

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 9h

I mean they both have an unusual number of arms

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 9h

Prove this isn’t real SCIENTISTS

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Ashton Pittman @ashtonpittman.bsky.social · 13h

ICE left David, a 17-year-old boy, stranded on the side of Interstate 20 after pulling over his immigrant father, Hector, in Mississippi.

David began running in the scorching sun after the car and watched as it disappeared from sight—soon headed to a Louisiana ICE prison.

Here's their story.

ICE Stranded a 17-Year-Old on I-20 After Arresting His Father. The Mississippi Dad Now Faces Deportation.

A 17-year-old watched as ICE arrested his immigrant father, Hector, on I-20 in June. The family faces mounting legal fees and the risk of deportation.

www.mississippifreepress.org

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