Brent Cohen
@brentcohen.bsky.social
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Philly sports, finance, law, policy. Nick Foles' first believer. Penn Law/Wharton JD/MBA. Used to blog at eaglesrewind.com
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brentcohen.bsky.social
He should really go by “Michael” then. Or maybe a middle name
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bakoon.bsky.social
these little dudes lack self confidence so it is easier for them to approach and attempt to have sex with a woman if they imagine instead of people that the ladies are a set of systems that they have been taught the cheat codes to. maybe the least cool generation in a thousand years
flawlessangel.bsky.social
idk why the youtube algo fed me this but i can't describe how scary & weird it is being a woman knowing these freaks are doing presentations on how to understand & conquer us like. we are just people. have you tried being fucking normal. i will never get used to society being like this
a man stood in front of a whiteboard that is just covered in loads of text because he's solved the 'woman' conspiracy he looks like a meme
brentcohen.bsky.social
Monken.

Assuming Baltimore implosion continues.
brentcohen.bsky.social
It's incredible how that continues to be allowed.

Sleep deprivation can leave you functionally similar to being drunk.

Which...uh...yeah
brentcohen.bsky.social
Step one is very clearly to take the protection adjustments out of Jalen’s hands.

Too much to think about. Taking too long. And it’s also not working.
brentcohen.bsky.social
Lot of this going around
pfandrews.bsky.social
I stand by my overriding thesis, which is that Nick and his friends are just pretty dumb guys.
brentcohen.bsky.social
This is absolutely a penalty if any Eagles player does it
tsnofficial.bsky.social
Jaxson Dart was so confident the Giants scored he high-fived the ref 😂
brentcohen.bsky.social
The kid has been showing all year he can’t be put into spots like that.

Rob just refused to listen. Gross
brentcohen.bsky.social
Has 2 Ks on it already.

And hadnt thrown a FB yet that AB.
brentcohen.bsky.social
That was as predictable a high fastball as you’ll ever see.

Kyle still seemed to have no idea it was coming.
brentcohen.bsky.social
Ranger Suarez now has a postseason career 1.48 era in 42.2 innings.
brentcohen.bsky.social
The announcing re: Kershaw has been so gross.

F off man, he sucked and got what he deserved
brentcohen.bsky.social
Flyers season opener too btw
85mf.bsky.social
Phillies and Eagles tomorrow, should be healthy for us all
brentcohen.bsky.social
Ranger needs to go on the Wall of Fame
brentcohen.bsky.social
Lmao at the Dodgers making their “legend” wear this game.

Great stuff
brentcohen.bsky.social
Insane not to let Ranger come back out.

At least until he allows a baserunner
brentcohen.bsky.social
Just a bewilderingly stupid team
brentcohen.bsky.social
The summary on this era of Phillies baseball is that they were, collectively, just too stupid to win.

A team stocked with himbos.

Can’t hack it when the other team starts studying.
brentcohen.bsky.social
Offseason checklist:

- Speed
- Discipline
- Melanin
brentcohen.bsky.social
The summary on this era of Phillies baseball is that they were, collectively, just too stupid to win.

A team stocked with himbos.

Can’t hack it when the other team starts studying.
brentcohen.bsky.social
Eh, the Dodgers are a pretty great lineup.

I don’t think holding them to 4 runs is a terrible outcome.

The offense has 1 hit. That’s the epitaph. Every time the bullpen blows it, it’s cause they had to be absolutely perfect.
brentcohen.bsky.social
Gonna be another “you can debate pitching or manager moves or whatever; none of it matters if u can’t hit the ball”.

Same as it ever was
brentcohen.bsky.social
That’s never ever called. He’s still fighting for extra yards.

Absurd
brentcohen.bsky.social
Hit the ball please. Preferably hard
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pftompkins.bsky.social
I could easily see myself voting for someone who runs on abolishing ice and prosecuting every single one of them and the entire administration

free campaign idea to good home
brentcohen.bsky.social
I might not give Casty a single AB against a starter this series.