🧠BrianBlitzes
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The funniest thing that’s ever happened on tv is @mulaney.bsky.social bugging out on @thedailyshow.com with perfect comedic timing.
It’s Nintendo’s funniest typo day!
Playing Phil Collin’s drum solos and singing “I can feel it comin’ in the air tonight” but literally.
Don’t let @unclejesse.bsky.social raid your stream during this game, it means automatic death.
Tried to take cute picture to share….
I haven’t streamed in like a year, like where are y’all pulling material from!?
What’s your bread and butter at the moment?
Thank you twitch, I will learn from this mistake of… *checks notes* “no evidence of a nonspecific violation”
There’s should be a new word for sad and stressed like… Stressad or Sadressed.

And being chronically online or distracting with games kinda makes it worse instead of better sometimes too.

So the question becomes what can we do about it (today, in this moment)?
If you have access to it on a PS4, for Halloween: a stream of P.T.
3 Assualt rifle carrying dudes lifted this unarmed man up and slammed him head first into the ground. Then telling a girl filming “YOURE NEXT”…

And this is just what we are seeing filmed.
@govpritzker.illinois.gov

37 and Kedzie, East Garfield, Illinois.

This is assault.
Remember the miiverse stage in smash?
Hate that this is happening in my city… but seeing a cattle of army gear spirit halloween costumed goons de-aggro like gta police NPC’s on this hero felt good.
ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards
SuckerPunchedUvula new Twitch handle just dropped
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Dutch late night TV has its take
Whoa! Thanks Aris for throwing me a FFX birthday party!
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I swear if the guy is called Mario this time I'm gonna lose it
My artist originally gave me the name “Cloud Gate”, but everyone just calls me “the bean”
Saw a hilarious continuity error in Hey Arnold where he has no pants on.
That doesn’t sound like a bouquet of flowers, it sounds like a crayola pack of 64 crayons.