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Jared Robinson

@brutefarce.bsky.social

100 followers 78 following 93 posts

Th’ anointed sovereign of sighs and groans, Liege of all loiterers and malcontents, Dread prince of plackets, king of codpieces, Sole imperator and great general of trotting paritors.

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Jared Robinson @brutefarce.bsky.social · 4d

When you give out Ring Pops for #Halloween and no one gets the joke when you say "Tell em you went to Jared ked"

Jared Robinson @brutefarce.bsky.social · 5d

Looooootsa Glenda's this year, not a single Elphaba. What a lame #Halloween

Jared Robinson @brutefarce.bsky.social · 13d

Weird how the same people who flipped out over #crackerbarrel not having an old white guy on their logo are suddenly cool with a third of the #whitehouse being destroyed.

Jared Robinson @brutefarce.bsky.social · Oct 2

"Yah well, I'm rubber and you're glue" - Mike Johnson

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Oct 2

MADELEINE DEAN: The president is unhinged. He's unwell

JOHNSON: A lot of folks on your side are too

D: Oh my god, please. That performance in front of the generals?

J: I didn't see it

D: It's so dangerous! Our allies are looking elsewhere. Our enemies are laughing. You have a POTUS who's unwell.

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Jared Robinson @brutefarce.bsky.social · Oct 2

"Sigh, I miss running" - me, musing to myself having taken 3 days off to recover after a marathon #imayhaveaproblem

Jared Robinson @brutefarce.bsky.social · Aug 8

One of the few games I've double dipped on, playing it both on Switch and again on Steam Deck

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Jared Robinson @brutefarce.bsky.social · Jul 15

Basically an investment really. Build wealth. It's only going to go up in value

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Mark D. Levine @marklevinenyc.bsky.social · Jul 14

There is currently an NWS flash flood warning in effect for all five boroughs of NYC.

But no City agency has posted it on this platform.

Please help spread the word.

“If you live in a basement apartment or low-lying area, be ready to move to higher ground.”

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Jared Robinson @brutefarce.bsky.social · Jul 14

If they don't get Kevin R. Free to voice ART like he does in the audiobooks it would be a shame

Jared Robinson @brutefarce.bsky.social · Jun 14

King Tut > King T.A.C.O. #NoKings

Jared Robinson @brutefarce.bsky.social · Jun 9

What a perfect placement for the #youtube logo for #Apples new design

Jared Robinson @brutefarce.bsky.social · May 24

Same friend. My entire home network is various Raspberry Pi's

Jared Robinson @brutefarce.bsky.social · May 24

My wife asked me to buy her a Chromebook so she didn't have to use the janky recycled one the school provided. I bought one of the pricier Chromebook Plus's and I gotta admit, it has become my go-to laptop for everyday use.

Jared Robinson @brutefarce.bsky.social · May 24

Came here to say this. I was raised in classrooms full of Apple IIe's, and later, eMacs

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Jared Robinson @brutefarce.bsky.social · May 16

This is the kind of mild pettiness that gives me strength

Jared Robinson @brutefarce.bsky.social · May 13

Wife woke up angry with me again for something I did in a dream last night. Dream Jared is out to ruin my marriage.

Jared Robinson @brutefarce.bsky.social · Apr 23

Well this sure warms the ol cockles of my cold dead heart

Jared Robinson @brutefarce.bsky.social · Apr 19

I can only promise to do my best

Jared Robinson @brutefarce.bsky.social · Apr 16

I was so saddened when I saw this in my email inbox yesterday

Jared Robinson @brutefarce.bsky.social · Apr 8

This is spot on

Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · Apr 8

Tariffs xkcd.com/3073

Jared Robinson @brutefarce.bsky.social · Apr 8

Same. Wife is sick and her coughing is keeping me up but I would rather chill on the couch and doom scroll the news than complain because she needs the rest more than me.

Jared Robinson @brutefarce.bsky.social · Apr 8

Overheard some 20 Something woman trying to explain #screamo to her mom/older friend at the #HandsOff protest in DC Saturday and man did that just warm by cold and jaded heart a little bit

Jared Robinson @brutefarce.bsky.social · Apr 7

In the year of our Lord two thousand and twenty five why the hell does your cooking blog not have a Jump to Recipe button?

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Memento (Aloof) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · Apr 4

Reverse cowgirl so I can watch the stock market plunge

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Jared Robinson @brutefarce.bsky.social · Apr 1

What are the chances Trump is just gonna drop a big ol #AprilFools on all his bullshit today?