Bryan Toporek
@btoporek.bsky.social
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Senior multiplatform editor at Bleacher Report, contributor at Liberty Ballers, Forbes Sports, FanSided and Silver Screen & Roll, and a Process truster until the bitter end.
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btoporek.bsky.social
Agreed. If there was more of a price difference between your options, it’d be a harder choice, but I think he’s clearly the answer
btoporek.bsky.social
How many keepers do you get?
btoporek.bsky.social
The Eagles also lost twice in a five-day stretch, including to a team that just lost by double digits to the Saints
btoporek.bsky.social
Need a detailed report on these ASAP
btoporek.bsky.social
Trump finally did it. He made America great again.
billdifilippo.bsky.social
everyone says america doesn’t invent things anymore but
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ianboudreau.com
It simply should not be possible for the president to repeatedly claim that a major city is burning without a wall of live standups happening in that city clearly demonstrating that it is not
ianboudreau.com
American broadcast journalism has utterly failed and is a dead industry, there's nothing left worth saving
btoporek.bsky.social
As annoying as the political scolds who can’t take a joke on here are, I will happily take that over an algorithm that promotes AI/crypto/gambling scammers any day of the week
btoporek.bsky.social
One of the many, many reasons that I’m grateful for this place is that this might be the only social media network that isn’t overrun by this slop
drewharwell.com
Fake AI videos mocking dead celebrities are going viral. We talked to their families, and they're horrified.

We break down OpenAI's Sora 2 and the moral and legal problems of "synthetic resurrection."

Gift link: wapo.st/4nNKzd3 w/ @tatumhunter.bsky.social
btoporek.bsky.social
What a game.

Goodnight to all the fellow sickos who stayed up for that.
btoporek.bsky.social
We're only 32 innings away from glory
sickoscommittee.org
Checks in on the baseball
Justin Klugh
@justin_klugh
JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes
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btoporek.bsky.social
Whichever team wins this game will have approximately zero remaining pitchers!
btoporek.bsky.social
I guess Orion Kerkering saved us from this level of hell, so that's nice
btoporek.bsky.social
This game began with Tarik Skubal striking out 13 batters in six innings and that feels like a distant memory now
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flybyknite.bsky.social
Tonight's Game 5 of Tigers-Mariners is the longest (14 innings) winner-take-all game in MLB history.
flybyknite.bsky.social
Tonight's Game 5 of Tigers-Mariners is the longest (12 innings) winner-take-all game in a non-Wild Card series since 1924.
btoporek.bsky.social
Congratulations in advance to the Toronto Blue Jays for their victory in Game 1 of the ALCS
btoporek.bsky.social
Imagine a pitcher cleanly fielding a groundout, couldn't be me
btoporek.bsky.social
And here I thought a playoff game couldn't end a dumber way than it did last night
btoporek.bsky.social
SUPER FUN AND NOT AT ALL EXCRUCIATING, RIGHT?
btoporek.bsky.social
As it turns out, I think I might have sold it for Super Bowl LIX

... worth it
btoporek.bsky.social
My soul still hasn't returned to my body
btoporek.bsky.social
Don't worry, Tigers and Mariners fans, extra-inning playoff baseball is super fun and not at all excruciating
btoporek.bsky.social
Marc Gasol to the Raptors!
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djangowexler.bsky.social
My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but