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🔞 MINORS DNF/DNI | she/her | 40s | bi | Yoonkook biased & OT7 4ever | #btsfics writer & reader | multi fan acct 🔞 i'm btsaudge in all the places (ao3, twitter, tumblr, discord)
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gonebabygone.bsky.social
RIP Diane Keaton, I know The Godfather is easy to dismiss as For the Boys but it doesn’t work without an actress who can wordlessly sell this moment
Kay Corleone having the door closed on her at the end of The Godfather
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mimimaruuu.bsky.social
Huntrix based on Klimt’s Water Serpents

#KpopDemomHunters
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whimsicalmuse.bsky.social
I cannot stress this strongly enough: Support your local theatre, café, bookstore, bakery, and library. We breathe life into these places when we support them. They need us, and more importantly, we need them.
btsaudge.bsky.social
okay, bambam, you don't have to look this dreamy. damn.
BamBam posing for Billboard Korea. He's in a dark brown leather jacket. His hair is dark brown and he has a very soft/pensive look on his face. BamBam posing for Billboard Korea. He's wearing a black leather jacket and black jeans. He's wearing a very large ring on his ring finger. BamBam posing for Billboard Korea. His face is partially obscured behind window blind slats. He's peeking through one of the slates and looking at the camera. This photo is black and white, but the jacket is the same as the first photo.
btsaudge.bsky.social
chicken on the brain, and he's gonna make it some random army's problem
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yrrweg.bsky.social
잘 자요 남준

#SweetDreamsNamjoon #BT21 #BTSFanart
An illustration of Koya (a blue Koala created by RM of BTS). They're sleeping on a grassy hill under a bright round moon. A few clouds and Koya are illuminated by moonlight. The whole illustration is drawn using acrylic markers. The illustration is mostly a dark blue thanks to the night sky, a little bit of dark green because of the grassy hill, and a pale yellow because of the moon and the light the moon emits
btsaudge.bsky.social
Oh no 😭 😂 I shouldn't laugh at your pain, but as a dog parent, I get it
btsaudge.bsky.social
Taehyung in the last post: Yeah yeah, you love me, but do you know what I love? This chicken and sauce. It's so good, I'm going to keep talking about it. Even if you don't want to hear it.
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cait.bsky.social
I genuinely cannot express how vital it is that you train yourself to recognize AI-generated images and videos for your own good because none of this is going away and many, many people are counting on you to fall for their shit
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wwxwashere.bsky.social
it’s always a lovely day when people realize weirdos are the backbone of any fandom and trying to make everyone “normal” kills everything enjoyable about it. fandom wouldn’t exist if people could be normal about things.
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dailybts.bsky.social
From Taehyung’s Instagram stories:

Out on a run/walk with Park Seojoon and Park Hyungsik.
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kmcovenfest.bsky.social
🔮The Coven gathers 'round a stone basin with its rippling, silver surface.
Traces of Jimin & Jungkook’s magic linger there, etched into memory, their stories for now only whispered in name.
Peer into the Pensieve and see what lies beneath the veil.
What speaks to you?
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nirka.bsky.social
valid on a Saturday afternoon as well - can confirm
btsaudge.bsky.social
friday night thots -- i'd let run bts dance practice bangtan run a 🚂 on me
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michaelianblack.bsky.social
We're already at the hiding people from the secret police phase?
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smeraldojmn.bsky.social
don’t let me get my hands on him
yoongi during the run bts practice video with his hands in the air as he raps. his hair is half up, half down with a fly away curly piece resting on his cheek. he has on a black shirt and maroon jacket. yoongi stares in the camera in a photo of the tannies during the run bts dance practice. his hair is half up, half down. he has on a black shirt and purpley jacket.
btsaudge.bsky.social
friday night thots -- i'd let run bts dance practice bangtan run a 🚂 on me
btsaudge.bsky.social
THIS WAS YOU?!?!
gimmethatagustd.bsky.social
a good alpha

▪️ 5k, explicit
▪️ #vminau
▪️ a/b/o, roommates
▪️ for @ddbottomjm.bsky.social

JM is saving his virginity for his future mate, even if it means suffering unbearable heats on his own. His best friend, TH, just doesn’t understand.

🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/71827146

#btsfics #jaisfics
A 9-image moodboard of black-and-white photos, featuring Jimin with soft dark hair, looking at the camera while lying on his stomach, and caramel Taehyung with his hair swept back, looking stern. Additional photos: a sex scene of someone holding a person into the bed and pressing their hips to the other person's ass; a "cigarettes after sex" vinyl; a digital clock above a door that shows "11:11 PM"; taehyung using his breath to fog up a window so he can draw a heart in the fog; a sex scene of a man lying on top of another man on a bed while holding out his phone to record them through a mirror; and wrinkled white bed sheets and pillows cast in shadow/sunlight.
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gimmethatagustd.bsky.social
a good alpha

▪️ 5k, explicit
▪️ #vminau
▪️ a/b/o, roommates
▪️ for @ddbottomjm.bsky.social

JM is saving his virginity for his future mate, even if it means suffering unbearable heats on his own. His best friend, TH, just doesn’t understand.

🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/71827146

#btsfics #jaisfics
A 9-image moodboard of black-and-white photos, featuring Jimin with soft dark hair, looking at the camera while lying on his stomach, and caramel Taehyung with his hair swept back, looking stern. Additional photos: a sex scene of someone holding a person into the bed and pressing their hips to the other person's ass; a "cigarettes after sex" vinyl; a digital clock above a door that shows "11:11 PM"; taehyung using his breath to fog up a window so he can draw a heart in the fog; a sex scene of a man lying on top of another man on a bed while holding out his phone to record them through a mirror; and wrinkled white bed sheets and pillows cast in shadow/sunlight.
btsaudge.bsky.social
I feel like I could fully convince my husband that we definitely need to keep him