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Bucky Underbelly (Robb)
@buckyunderbelly.bsky.social
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Stout, thick-limbed and densely-packed. Like a mailbox made of meat. Pretty erudite for a caveman. Writer/Shiftless Layabout.
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Every episode of Columbo includes a scene where he tells the killer that his wife is a huge fan of their music, acting, cooking, art, etc.

And then he arrests them for murder.

The whole show is all about Columbo destroying all the things his wife loves. Pure emotional terrorism.
Tell her we said "hi."

Also, that it sucks they canceled The Great North.
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The only truly ethical response that a self-described artist can make. Anything else is a betrayal of one's colleagues.
“I am not interested, nor will I ever be interested. I'm 61, and I hope to be able to remain uninterested in using it at all until I croak. ... The other day, somebody wrote me an email, said, ‘What is your stance on AI?’ And my answer was very short. I said, ‘I'd rather die.’” 🫡
Filmmaker Guillermo del Toro says 'I'd rather die' than use generative AI
Del Toro's new Frankenstein adaption reimagines Mary Shelley's 1818 Gothic novel. Frankenstein was like a tech bro: "creating something without considering the consequences," he explains.
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Great. Now there's chicken smeared all over my laptop.
I think @johnmoe.bsky.social may know whose porch this magnificent piece of art belongs on.
Free will rules
Hopefully that makes it easier to knock down later.
Maybe they'll just skip the last scene and Scrooge will die sad and unloved.

Okay, *now* I want to see it.
His bravery will never be forgotten. Hero.
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wow, which common vaccine was it?
He knows he doesn't get to keep the Epstein Ballroom at the end of all this, right? We may need to explain it to him.
If you're thirsty, they're thirsty. Let them in.
I don't know. Dr. Chat GeePeeTee says that sounds fine.
Hero. Saved everyone's lives from that worm.
I am in this picture and I don't like it.
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Inside the Hermitage, the winter palace where Tsar Nicholas II and his family lived before they were executed—in a country where Russians were starving.
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“Return to office!” Okay do I at least get my own desk in a cubicle with some drawers and a corkboard to put up a picture of the kid I’m now barely going to see? “Shut up and get in the computer pit!” No thank you
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One unremarked factor in the “return to office” discourse is that bosses made the actual offices the most miserable places you could possibly be. Even if you didn’t work in a factory they seemed to want you to feel like you did
Congrats workers on your new hell zone
This feels like something German would have Legoed together by now.
Bumper sticker idea: "I'd rather be 'thropin'."
*watches The Dark Crystal*

Yes. Yes, this is a good idea.
[kool keith voice] i eliminated 85% of microplastics from my ejaculate
*gulps down full pint of freshly harvested son-lymph*
*hurls glass into fireplace*
VIBES ARE LIT, FAM!
Oh, you've eliminated 85% of the microplastics from your ejaculate? Good for you.

Me? I've INCREASED my percentage. Because I'm not gonna *pay* for a 3-D printer like a chump.
So vulnerable. So relatable.

You know ... for an ATM.