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Bucky Underbelly (Robb)
@buckyunderbelly.bsky.social
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Stout, thick-limbed and densely-packed. Like a mailbox made of meat. Pretty erudite for a caveman. Writer/Shiftless Layabout.
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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · Nov 10
Every episode of Columbo includes a scene where he tells the killer that his wife is a huge fan of their music, acting, cooking, art, etc.

And then he arrests them for murder.

The whole show is all about Columbo destroying all the things his wife loves. Pure emotional terrorism.
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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 8h
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0NF...
[The Simpsons] Homer Searches for Lincoln's Gold
YouTube video by Chris Thompson (Stormwind Champion)
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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 10h
I'm not saying a person can't have a change of heart and turn away from ugly ideology and embrace kindness and empathy and grow as a person. If you do, great! But I AM saying, if you liked nazi shit enough to get it stabbed into your flesh with a needle, there are other jobs besides US Senator.
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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 11h
Never has a movie poster tagline been more correct.
Alien vs. Predator movie poster with both monsters and the tagline: "Whoever wins ... we lose."
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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 1d
Just knock the whole thing down at this point. We're gonna have to start fresh anyway.
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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 1d
I mean, if my team isn't in it, I usually root for the AL. But I just don't see how anybody's beating LA this year. I know you gotta play the games, but it seems like a formality at this point.
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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 1d
Not sure why I'm getting emotionally invested in this game. Neither team is "my" team. And all they seem to be competing for is the honor of being swept by Ohtani. (*Maybe* with the help of a few other Dodgers. If he's feeling sleepy.)
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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 1d
I bet you could get two seasons of a true crime podcast out of whatever happened to those chefs.
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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 1d
“I never thought the leopards would refuse to buy my face meat.”
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 1d
I’ve done it! I’ve invented vaccines! Now to pray that a combination of Facebook moms and TV actors don’t ruin my devious plan to stop kids from dying.
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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 1d
Decimal places rule.
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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 1d
“Purple, shapeless lumps dance like this … but blue, shapeless lumps dance like THIS …”
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Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives @darrencullen.bsky.social · Aug 7
Did a new one
Government style ad in watercolour. Image of a burglar stealing a painting from the wall of a home. Tagline: "It's not theft... if you say you're using it to train your AI algorithm". Body text: "Theft is now legal, so we can boost the economy by eliminating jobs. If that doesn't make any sense, ask a chatbot to explain it to you." HM government logo in the corner.
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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 2d
International holiday. No one should go to work if they can absolutely help it.
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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 2d
Gotta be sky-high. Place seems deserted.
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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 2d
Bluth family wanted for questioning in case of possible light heisting.
The Bluth Company stair car from Arrested Development.
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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 2d
Arrested Development stair car.
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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 2d
Hypnotoad from Futurama.
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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 2d
Who is this performance for? I just don't get it.
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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 2d
WHY ARE YOU BOTHERING?!
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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 2d
As a person who still masks in public (managed to walk between the raindrops and never catch that damn thing for five years) here's what I will never understand ... even though almost nobody else masks in my area of NJ, I still sometimes see people wearing their masks slung under their chins.
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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 2d
Being a selfish douche-canoe knows no party.
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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 2d
And the population was 45,000,000 smaller back then, so if we're talking percentages ...
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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 2d
"Off the record," said Weiss ...
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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 2d
Ape-scaping tips.
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Bucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 2d
He's been dumping his shit on us for a decade. At least he's admitting it.
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