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· Nov 16
Stories to Keep You Alive Despite Vampires a book by Ben Acker
This fourth wall-breaking middle grade collection of spooky, scary, and spoopy stories for fans of Lemony Snicket and Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark might just help you survive the night in a house...
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Please buy my book from here instead of Amazon because fuck billionaires.
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"The Republicans only have about two months left to live."
-James Carville, every three months
-James Carville, every three months
November 24, 2025 at 7:39 PM
"The Republicans only have about two months left to live."
-James Carville, every three months
-James Carville, every three months
"So when he said he was looking for Yoda, I pretended I wasn't Yoda until a tiny bit later. Yeah no it was hilarious. Trust me" #yodatexts
November 24, 2025 at 1:48 AM
"So when he said he was looking for Yoda, I pretended I wasn't Yoda until a tiny bit later. Yeah no it was hilarious. Trust me" #yodatexts
When someone shows you who Maya Angelou is, believe them
November 23, 2025 at 12:58 PM
When someone shows you who Maya Angelou is, believe them
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Mamdani probably got home, turned to his wife, and let out the longest, loudest “this fucking guy” of all time
November 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Mamdani probably got home, turned to his wife, and let out the longest, loudest “this fucking guy” of all time
I watched UK Celebrity Traitors and I liked it. What are the other Traitors ones to watch?
November 21, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I watched UK Celebrity Traitors and I liked it. What are the other Traitors ones to watch?
I bet Trump's all like "why did we even bother to have him killed?"
November 20, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I bet Trump's all like "why did we even bother to have him killed?"
The Spy Who Went Out Into the Cold Without His Jacket by John le Carré's Mother who God forbid should care about her son
November 19, 2025 at 6:08 AM
The Spy Who Went Out Into the Cold Without His Jacket by John le Carré's Mother who God forbid should care about her son
The working title was "Honey, You Know How You're Always Saying You Wish the Kids Would Just, You Know, Shrink? And, Like, the Neighbor Kids Too? Well, I Have Some Good News!"
November 18, 2025 at 11:50 PM
The working title was "Honey, You Know How You're Always Saying You Wish the Kids Would Just, You Know, Shrink? And, Like, the Neighbor Kids Too? Well, I Have Some Good News!"
Bette Davis Eyes
Dyslexic Heart
Can't Hardly Wait
Is that anything?
Dyslexic Heart
Can't Hardly Wait
Is that anything?
November 18, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Bette Davis Eyes
Dyslexic Heart
Can't Hardly Wait
Is that anything?
Dyslexic Heart
Can't Hardly Wait
Is that anything?
Trump's all like "I don't have to release the files, Dottie. I lived them."
November 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Trump's all like "I don't have to release the files, Dottie. I lived them."
I guess it's time I roll up my sleeves and take on these billionaires.
53% of Americans believe billionaires are a threat to American democracy.
Meanwhile, just 100 billionaire families spent $2.6 billion on federal elections last year — a 160-fold increase since Citizens United.
The people know: billionaires should not be able to buy our elections.
Meanwhile, just 100 billionaire families spent $2.6 billion on federal elections last year — a 160-fold increase since Citizens United.
The people know: billionaires should not be able to buy our elections.
November 14, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I guess it's time I roll up my sleeves and take on these billionaires.
It's The End of the World as We Know It and We Didn't Start the Fire are work friends
November 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM
It's The End of the World as We Know It and We Didn't Start the Fire are work friends
The Diplomat is a goddamn terrific show and the line "Vigorous. Vigorous" is endlessly funny
November 12, 2025 at 5:43 PM
The Diplomat is a goddamn terrific show and the line "Vigorous. Vigorous" is endlessly funny
I don't know, maybe a movie where David Byrne slays AI?
Maybe it's not a movie? Maybe it just actually happens?
Maybe it's not a movie? Maybe it just actually happens?
November 12, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I don't know, maybe a movie where David Byrne slays AI?
Maybe it's not a movie? Maybe it just actually happens?
Maybe it's not a movie? Maybe it just actually happens?
I, one of life's true dummies, shouldn't know more about politics than professional politicians. And yet.
November 11, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I, one of life's true dummies, shouldn't know more about politics than professional politicians. And yet.
The Trolley Problem is short for The Trarles Problem.
November 10, 2025 at 4:05 AM
The Trolley Problem is short for The Trarles Problem.
Everybody's playing no-dimensional chess
November 10, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Everybody's playing no-dimensional chess
Pluribus is the opposite of Severance ok?
November 9, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Pluribus is the opposite of Severance ok?
Election eve, I tweeted "the next 24 hours are gonna be wild." 24 hrs later, I tweeted "the next 24 days are gonna be wild." 24 days later, I tweeted "the next 24 weeks are gonna be wild." 24 weeks later, I tweeted "the next 24 months are gonna be wild." It's 24 months later. Twitter's not a thing
November 4, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Election eve, I tweeted "the next 24 hours are gonna be wild." 24 hrs later, I tweeted "the next 24 days are gonna be wild." 24 days later, I tweeted "the next 24 weeks are gonna be wild." 24 weeks later, I tweeted "the next 24 months are gonna be wild." It's 24 months later. Twitter's not a thing
Landing in the UK listening to The Divine Comedy
October 30, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Landing in the UK listening to The Divine Comedy
Be more linear, grief!
October 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Be more linear, grief!
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here's an oldie drawing
November 16, 2023 at 7:41 PM
here's an oldie drawing
Keep it 100 by voting yes on prop 50 twice.
October 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Keep it 100 by voting yes on prop 50 twice.
the frontman I just shared a hotel elevator with is cooler than whatever frontman you may have just shared a hotel elevator with.
October 23, 2025 at 11:35 PM
the frontman I just shared a hotel elevator with is cooler than whatever frontman you may have just shared a hotel elevator with.
Any Williamsburg recs (Brooklyn, not colonial)?
October 23, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Any Williamsburg recs (Brooklyn, not colonial)?