stefa
@stefapie.bsky.social
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stefa
@stefapie.bsky.social
· Dec 7
Whoops i finished Bob's Burgers better restart Bob's Burgers
Yesssss it's my favorite time of the year on Instagram: deranged tradwives trying to use cranberries in frozen things or water displays. My unhinged darlings... they float, each berry has an air pocket, it's why the bog system works. Anyways, love you, never change or learn
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Yesssss it's my favorite time of the year on Instagram: deranged tradwives trying to use cranberries in frozen things or water displays. My unhinged darlings... they float, each berry has an air pocket, it's why the bog system works. Anyways, love you, never change or learn
I don't have any ice packs so i have a few diy ones getting cold in the freezer, in the meantime this Uncrustable is doing a great job and is giving me something to look forward to
November 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I don't have any ice packs so i have a few diy ones getting cold in the freezer, in the meantime this Uncrustable is doing a great job and is giving me something to look forward to
Me this morning: i am such a dumb asshole for hurting myself
Me tonight: SWORDFIGHT INJURY, MY LORE GROWS
Me tonight: SWORDFIGHT INJURY, MY LORE GROWS
November 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Me this morning: i am such a dumb asshole for hurting myself
Me tonight: SWORDFIGHT INJURY, MY LORE GROWS
Me tonight: SWORDFIGHT INJURY, MY LORE GROWS
Whoops i did fracture a rib, but it's a best case scenario where it'll heal on its own over time, but no fencing for 6-8 weeks 😭
November 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Whoops i did fracture a rib, but it's a best case scenario where it'll heal on its own over time, but no fencing for 6-8 weeks 😭
Looking up how to make ice packs from stuff I already have and definitely screening hard for AI, those suggestions would probably be chemical weapons if actually attempted
November 25, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Looking up how to make ice packs from stuff I already have and definitely screening hard for AI, those suggestions would probably be chemical weapons if actually attempted
Okay, doesn't seem to be broken, consistent with a hit from a sword (doc asked if it was from boxing lmao) but gonna get some xrays just to be sure
November 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Okay, doesn't seem to be broken, consistent with a hit from a sword (doc asked if it was from boxing lmao) but gonna get some xrays just to be sure
Whoops my ribs still hurt really bad so instead of going to fencing tonight I'm gonna hit up urgent care and make sure they're at least still intact
November 25, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Whoops my ribs still hurt really bad so instead of going to fencing tonight I'm gonna hit up urgent care and make sure they're at least still intact
Hissing to myself like an invocation while looking at the Lego Enterprise shuttlecraft mini set and see the glorious words "Ro Laren Minifigure"
November 24, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Hissing to myself like an invocation while looking at the Lego Enterprise shuttlecraft mini set and see the glorious words "Ro Laren Minifigure"
In just a few weeks I'll be assembling my Lego Enterprise while watching S2 of Fallout and then i will finally ascend into my final form
November 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
In just a few weeks I'll be assembling my Lego Enterprise while watching S2 of Fallout and then i will finally ascend into my final form
Green bean casserole, you're a personality hire and you're not even that fun
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Green bean casserole, you're a personality hire and you're not even that fun
Bruised my ribs last week at fencing and i just really want to be healed up enough for this week at fencing
November 24, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Bruised my ribs last week at fencing and i just really want to be healed up enough for this week at fencing
Napped so hard this afternoon i didn't even bother to shake off being sleepy, and now oh is that paying off
November 24, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Napped so hard this afternoon i didn't even bother to shake off being sleepy, and now oh is that paying off
I signed up to win an Enterprise lego set signed by Jonathan Frakes, and fuck having a good reasonable attitude about my odds, I DESERVE THIS AND WANT IT
November 24, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I signed up to win an Enterprise lego set signed by Jonathan Frakes, and fuck having a good reasonable attitude about my odds, I DESERVE THIS AND WANT IT
My favorite detail of this impeccable gag is Burns's visible boredom
"One trick is to tell them stories that don't go anywhere.
Like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville.
I needed a new heel for my shoe
So I decided to go to Morganville,
which is what they called Shelbyville in those days.
So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time..."
Like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville.
I needed a new heel for my shoe
So I decided to go to Morganville,
which is what they called Shelbyville in those days.
So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time..."
November 23, 2025 at 7:19 PM
My favorite detail of this impeccable gag is Burns's visible boredom
Starting Dungeons and Drag Queens: oh this is so fun and campy
Finishing Dungeons and Drag Queens: *absolutely sobbing* IT REALLY IS ALL ABOUT TAKING CARE OF EACH OTHER
Finishing Dungeons and Drag Queens: *absolutely sobbing* IT REALLY IS ALL ABOUT TAKING CARE OF EACH OTHER
November 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Starting Dungeons and Drag Queens: oh this is so fun and campy
Finishing Dungeons and Drag Queens: *absolutely sobbing* IT REALLY IS ALL ABOUT TAKING CARE OF EACH OTHER
Finishing Dungeons and Drag Queens: *absolutely sobbing* IT REALLY IS ALL ABOUT TAKING CARE OF EACH OTHER
Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead, same for my best friend, we went on @favoritebadmovie.bsky.social and talked about it! open.spotify.com/episode/7c46...
November 23, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead, same for my best friend, we went on @favoritebadmovie.bsky.social and talked about it! open.spotify.com/episode/7c46...
Threw on more Smartypants and losing my fucking mind that it's Ensign Barnes from Lower Decks doing this Food Captain presentation
November 23, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Threw on more Smartypants and losing my fucking mind that it's Ensign Barnes from Lower Decks doing this Food Captain presentation
Couldn't figure out why my headphones sounded so weird, until i realized i was listening to the same song as is playing in this bagel place but slightly out of sync
November 22, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Couldn't figure out why my headphones sounded so weird, until i realized i was listening to the same song as is playing in this bagel place but slightly out of sync
Activating the Paul Anka Protocol for today's discourse youtu.be/SlKao_Pox5A?...
Paul Anka and Lisa Simpson - Just don't look
YouTube video by Ninety Percent of Everything is Crap
youtu.be
November 22, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Activating the Paul Anka Protocol for today's discourse youtu.be/SlKao_Pox5A?...
Immediately obsessed with Smartypants
November 22, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Immediately obsessed with Smartypants
I want to eat more bread and butter but i am so full of bread and butter
November 22, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I want to eat more bread and butter but i am so full of bread and butter
Do i sign up for Dropout or do i continue my lifelong feud with improv for all its crimes against people who are actually funny by people who are "funny". I know Dropout is good but i also love my grudges
November 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Do i sign up for Dropout or do i continue my lifelong feud with improv for all its crimes against people who are actually funny by people who are "funny". I know Dropout is good but i also love my grudges
Protestants do this shit for attention, Catholics do it for the love of the game
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Protestants do this shit for attention, Catholics do it for the love of the game
BABY MICHAEL STIPE
November 21, 2025 at 10:09 PM
BABY MICHAEL STIPE
This is definitely gonna be a two sittings sandwich and i feel so blessed for it
November 21, 2025 at 10:03 PM
This is definitely gonna be a two sittings sandwich and i feel so blessed for it