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Michael Burgner @burgnerking.bsky.social · 5h

What did the manufacturer do, spawn two items too close to each other in Garry's Mod?

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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 6h

Coming soon to Tekken 8…

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Michael Burgner @burgnerking.bsky.social · 1d

Acquire the doints to progress!

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Scott Fright @scw.bsky.social · 1d

Franz Kafka writing Steam reviews

Steam review that reads “game is good but im some bugs”

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hot dad @hotterdad.bsky.social · 2d

[me in the boob store]
hi, i'm here regarding breasts

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Aria Winningson @aria.labeledrude.online · 1d

getting reticulated must feel so good if you're a spline

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Michael Burgner @burgnerking.bsky.social · 1d

hussie.....

Michael Burgner @burgnerking.bsky.social · 2d

/r/protomen still having a great time

Michael Burgner @burgnerking.bsky.social · 2d

tall dwarf

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Michael Burgner @burgnerking.bsky.social · 2d

Closest we can get is just a game that crashes

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wriggle nightbug dot com @wrigglenightbug.com · 5d

i hope i can use a single gate to create a register.
the humble:

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Michael Burgner @burgnerking.bsky.social · 4d

I didn't realize until high school that Celebrity Jeopardy clips I saw online were a comedy show called "Saturday Night Live" and not actual Sean Connery on Jeopardy.

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Reonu 🇮🇨 @reonu.bsky.social · 6d

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Michael Burgner @burgnerking.bsky.social · 5d

Frosty gravitational vortex. When a lot of frosty orders come in, the spinning motion of the high density pre-frosty sludge can sometimes cause a sort of gravitational spiral centered on the machine. Tragically common phenomenon.

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Michael Burgner @burgnerking.bsky.social · 5d

fucking EXCUSE ME FOR LEAVING A SNACK FOR MY ROOMMATE

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Michael Burgner @burgnerking.bsky.social · 6d

HEY THERE WERE FOUR CHIPS IN THE BAG I LEFT ON THE COUNTER YOU SHOULD BE THANKING ME

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Michael Burgner @burgnerking.bsky.social · 6d

there was enough dip in there for like four chips dude

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Michael Burgner @burgnerking.bsky.social · 7d

/r/protomen is having a good time right now

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Michael Burgner @burgnerking.bsky.social · 7d

I’ve had this thought rattling around in my head for a while now, but I haven’t had anywhere to express it:

Being an adult is a lot like being a kid, except there’s no adults around.

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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 8d

Artwork used internally at DIC Entertainment during the production of the Super Mario World cartoon, replacing Marge Simpson with Mario. According to a former DIC employee, this was made due to an inside joke at the studio, though the exact nature of the joke has been lost.