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Caldwell Lurchfield
@caldmurchfield.bsky.social
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Good natured, harmless eccentric. Usually befuddled. Older than most people. Here to spread merriment. "For years I was smart. I recommend pleasant." - Elwood P. Dowd
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Caldwell Lurchfield @caldmurchfield.bsky.social · 25d
If you're looking for high quality animal noir microfiction, this is the place to get it. Tell them Rico sent you, and they'll treat you right.

www.amazon.com/Yak-Been-Tol...
Drawing of a snake with a pencil mustache and widow's peak, wearing a suit with a pocket square, and an ascot. He's holding a drink with his tail, and a cigarette in a holder is jutting from the side of his mouth.
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Caldwell Lurchfield @caldmurchfield.bsky.social · 14m
Thank you!
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Endless Jeopardy @endlessjeopardy.bsky.social · 1h
THIS 2011 BOOK ORIGINATED THE TERM "PEACEFUL SEASONS"
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Caldwell Lurchfield @caldmurchfield.bsky.social · 55m
What is Vernal & Winter & Autumnal & Summer &Ted & Alice?
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Caldwell Lurchfield @caldmurchfield.bsky.social · 1h
Frank Robinson! 😃👍⚾
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Wes @220221whatever.bsky.social · 1h
Downtown Beaumont, Texas from earlier today
Portrait of Frank Robinson’s head and shoulders in a Cincinnati Reds uniform on a building wall
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Caldwell Lurchfield @caldmurchfield.bsky.social · 1h
The Orkin Man arrived too late.
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Agatha Chocolats @agathachocolats.bsky.social · 1h
In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo.
#sixwordstory #WritingCommunity #Halloween
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Godfrey Parke @psmaclaren.bsky.social · 1d
19th century Stepford wife.
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Caldwell Lurchfield @caldmurchfield.bsky.social · 2d
😁
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Caldwell Lurchfield @caldmurchfield.bsky.social · 2d
#HappyThanksgiving and Cheers to all my Canadian friends! 😀😊🍁🍹
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Stig @stigjones1.bsky.social · 2d
#ITrainMyBrainBy crosswords...I like a good argument🤦‍♂️
two men are sitting at a desk and talking to each other with the words the argument clinic above them
ALT: two men are sitting at a desk and talking to each other with the words the argument clinic above them
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Darryl Cat @darrylcat.bsky.social · 2d
#ITrainMyBrainBy learning every word that rhymes with orange
a cat is wearing an orange costume and holding an orange
ALT: a cat is wearing an orange costume and holding an orange
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Caldwell Lurchfield @caldmurchfield.bsky.social · 2d
😀😊🍹
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WakeUpNFeelGood @wakeupnfeelgood.bsky.social · 2d
#ITrainMyBrainBy
Reading
a man in a blue shirt is reading a book with a red leaf on the wall behind him
ALT: a man in a blue shirt is reading a book with a red leaf on the wall behind him
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Caldwell Lurchfield @caldmurchfield.bsky.social · 2d
#SongsThatAlwaysDelightYou 😃😂

Whoever put this together is brilliant! 👏🖖🍹

www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXQF...
Star Trek's White Rabbit
YouTube video by JWaynesTube
www.youtube.com
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Caldwell Lurchfield @caldmurchfield.bsky.social · 2d
😁
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Caldwell Lurchfield @caldmurchfield.bsky.social · 3d
I never saw one during those nights I was left holding the bag at scout camp!
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Caldwell Lurchfield @caldmurchfield.bsky.social · 3d
No! That's great! 😃
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Caldwell Lurchfield @caldmurchfield.bsky.social · 3d
😂

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Welcome to Instant Rimshot
If you need quick access to an ironicly-placed rimshot sound to mock your friends, or a genuinely-placed rimshot to put your great joke over the top, you've come to the right place.
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Chris G 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @sidneypaget.bsky.social · 3d
I was in the jungle and these large black birds were taking a lot of treats to the laziest creature.

Too many rooks spoil the sloth…..
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Skellyton 💀🦇 @infinitefinite.bsky.social · 5d
have we tried turning reality off and back on again?
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Caldwell Lurchfield @caldmurchfield.bsky.social · 3d
Thank you!
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Caldwell Lurchfield @caldmurchfield.bsky.social · 3d
😁 Hope all's well!
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Caldwell Lurchfield @caldmurchfield.bsky.social · 3d
You're fortunate it didn't tear you a new one!
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Caldwell Lurchfield @caldmurchfield.bsky.social · 3d
What is The Psychedelic Groins?
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