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Space ✨🐙 @spacecadetglowao3.bsky.social · Sep 1

In the setup to my Krakenverse stories, Izzy starts sleeping with Ben for the security and safety it affords him. When he discovers Ben's true nature, he decides nowhere can be safer than a monster's bed. Call that squid-pro-quo.

(Why did it take me two years to think of that joke?)

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Canan Poilot Brain Rot @cananpoilot.bsky.social · Sep 1

izzy hands and his trusty sticker by number book that gang got him. whenever he’s really frustrated he does a page. yes he wears his glasses while he does it also

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Jill-O-Lantern ☕️🎃☕️ @coffeecatsja.bsky.social · Aug 31

He would be over the moon about this kind of thing & y'all KNOW I'm right about that.

Izzy doing ooh daddy jazz hands, with a speech bubble

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Feña •🐇🐇 @moonysmith81.bsky.social · Aug 31

Con's voice when "IVAN!!"

😳😳😳😳😳

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Feña •🐇🐇 @moonysmith81.bsky.social · Aug 31

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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · Aug 31

KIM KITSURAGI - Well... except that one time when he stopped to sing karaoke. Which, by the way -- I have to disagree with you, Mr. Vicquemare -- was a valiant effort. He really sang his heart out.

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Canan Poilot Brain Rot @cananpoilot.bsky.social · Aug 31

oh GREAT point! thank goodness for the muzzle and sometimes the blindfold and always the hands tied behind his back 🥰🥰🥰

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Darren M. A. Calvert @dmacalvert.bsky.social · Aug 31

Using this piece by @reallygoodwizard.bsky.social in my introductory lectures for my design students.

An image of a robot with a "NO" circle around it and the text "AI IS FOR LOSERS! REJECT FASCISM! THINK FOR YOURSELF! I CAN MAKE ART THAT'S UGLY AND BAD ALL BY MYSELF, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!"

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stevensoncat | izzy defender @stevensoncat.bsky.social · Aug 31

HE'S SO BABY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ he is beautiful 😔❤️‍🔥

con o'neill with a rainbow reflection on his right eye (he looks very beautiful)

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Anisa @ayashitetsuko.bsky.social · Aug 30

Stede has ideas but they’re bad

Ed has good ideas but ooooooh squirrels

Izzy has no idea but he gets shit done

Thus Steddyhands

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Our Flag Means Death Frames @ofmdframes.bsky.social · Aug 31

but IS IT 🧐

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Canan Poilot Brain Rot @cananpoilot.bsky.social · Aug 31

(bolts upright from a deep sleep, gasping) t4t izzy/jack

izzy grande dame trans woman jack nasty grinning cowboy trans man

yes they have great sex and smell like weed

i want to be them when i grow up

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Canan Poilot Brain Rot @cananpoilot.bsky.social · Aug 31

and yes of course ed sees izzy smiling again and falls in love all over but :) it’s too late! izzy and jack are the cutest nastiest couple and sooooo in love and izzy has moved on!!! good for her!

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Canan Poilot Brain Rot @cananpoilot.bsky.social · Aug 31

sorry actually obsessed with jack who watched izzy fall into a horrible depression due to ed and become a mean fucker who never sang or danced anymore and jack thought well, that’s how men like us end up

and then izzy transitions and jack has his beautiful bright friend back and is so in love! AGHH

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Izzy is FREAKING OUT about DEXMATT @ohmyomens.bsky.social · Dec 2

Izzy thought that fucking after raids and being the only one to call Blackbeard "Ed" was romance.

He was his only friend. The man he protected and even killed for. Someone he loved with all his heart.

And what's wrong with Ed never touching him softly? They're pirates, that's-

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Canan Poilot Brain Rot @cananpoilot.bsky.social · Aug 31

(BARKS LIKE A DOG) yeah and uh ed drags him around the ship too right and everyone can see r-right…? 🥰

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idk |🏴‍☠️♠️ Ed Teach ♡ Izzy Hands IDST 🦄⚔🦈 @blowupchickens.bsky.social · Aug 31

Kraken Ed should have done the firing Izzy as first mate & making him his personal sex slave thing instead

They probably couldn't put that on telly tho

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Canan Poilot Brain Rot @cananpoilot.bsky.social · Aug 31

— “ain’t seen that purdy smile for a while, doll.”

and she grins so hard it hurts her cheek and drags him to the dance floor and if jack is crying a little no one says a fucking word!!!!

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Canan Poilot Brain Rot @cananpoilot.bsky.social · Aug 31

calico jack who rips a lot of jokes about trans woman izzy’s gender transition and doesn’t seem very sensitive about it at all

until they’re out one night and jack’s being really quiet and staring and izzy says ‘the fuck are you looking at’ and jack says, all quiet and gruff —