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idk |🏴‍☠️♠️ Ed Teach ♡ Izzy Hands IDST 🦄⚔🦈

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idk |🏴‍☠️♠️ Ed Teach ♡ Izzy Hands IDST 🦄⚔🦈 @blowupchickens.bsky.social · Jul 26

Pοrn with plot, D/s Edizzy, dubcon-ish stizzy. S01E03 rewrite from the point of Stede seeing Izzy at Jackie'z.

Complete fic! 14k words. Link below.

The closest I've ever come to writing romantic gentlebeard, which says... something

Steddyhands?

archiveofourown.org/works/67993511

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idk |🏴‍☠️♠️ Ed Teach ♡ Izzy Hands IDST 🦄⚔🦈 @blowupchickens.bsky.social · 21d

Isn't there just lol. If I wrote owt that fluffy (pun not intended) Ed & Izzy would deffo be given this cute naughty little grey-black thing. & it's already learnt to step on Izzy, v clever lol

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Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring @bbslezearring.bsky.social · 22d

edizzy

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sam💀 @adhdedteach.bsky.social · 22d

mid complaint but please stop tagging ur stizzy as edizzy just bc they interact once or twice 😭😭

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idk |🏴‍☠️♠️ Ed Teach ♡ Izzy Hands IDST 🦄⚔🦈 @blowupchickens.bsky.social · 21d

I'd post about Edizzy or something but there's a kitten in my house that climbs up my chest & bites my face when I don't pay attention to it

These arrived tho

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idk |🏴‍☠️♠️ Ed Teach ♡ Izzy Hands IDST 🦄⚔🦈 @blowupchickens.bsky.social · 21d

Woahhh what a notification to finally open this app to, jesus that's hot

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Lark 🔞🍉 comms OPEN! @sensationseekng.bsky.social · 24d

"Captain wanted my report?"
"best not to interrupt these things."
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#OFMDkinktober2025 Exhibitionism

Pink and purple and red drawing of Ed sitting in Izzy's lap and spitting in his mouth. Izzy's eyes are unfocused and heavy lidded in obvious submission. Ed looks real pretty and sure of himself, both of his hands hold Izzy's head.

They are on the deck of the Revenge at sunset or dawn (dawn is funnier so let's go with dawn). On the left, Jim and Archie look on in incredulity. On the right Frenchie looks nervous and wide eyed and nervous. He's saying "captain wanted my report?" Fang, the only one of the onlookers who's seen this before, has a hand on Frenchies shoulder saying "best not to interrupt these things."

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#ofmdart #edteach #izzyhands #edizzy #blackhands #ofmd #kinktober #frenchieofmd #archieofmd #jimofmd #fangofmd

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IM SO FUCKING PROUD OF THIS YOU DONT EVEN KNOW!!!!!!!!

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idk |🏴‍☠️♠️ Ed Teach ♡ Izzy Hands IDST 🦄⚔🦈 @blowupchickens.bsky.social · Sep 27

I just love a duo of dangerous freaks who do run shady business together & are kinda in love w each other

Hence being an edizzy stan account

idk |🏴‍☠️♠️ Ed Teach ♡ Izzy Hands IDST 🦄⚔🦈 @blowupchickens.bsky.social · Sep 27

(too niche but)

Saw 20th anniversary stage production of Ideal, forgot what a fkin excellent TV show it is

Why there is 0 fanfic let alone any Cartoon head x Psycho Paul?

Silent masked freak hitman x Scouse twat gangster? pls

(+ C.h. making a murder victim's brother suck his nipple is hot asf)

Cartoon head (a hitman who permanently wears a mask of a cartoon mouse) unbuttoning his shirt in anticipation of making (one of) his murder victim's brother suck his nipple

Shirtless Cartoon head gesturing to come close. A tattoo on his chest reads C. h.

Cartoon head & Psycho Paul. Picture quality is terrible

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idk |🏴‍☠️♠️ Ed Teach ♡ Izzy Hands IDST 🦄⚔🦈 @blowupchickens.bsky.social · Sep 23

He says opposing stuff all the time anyway. Wasn't his last HC summat about the toe thing being kinda consensual (LISTEN UP BSKY)? But I'm 99% sure he's alluded to the total opposite. But we can all have conflicting headcanons, as a treat

idk |🏴‍☠️♠️ Ed Teach ♡ Izzy Hands IDST 🦄⚔🦈 @blowupchickens.bsky.social · Sep 23

I've heard people argue it in earnest, which ofc

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idk |🏴‍☠️♠️ Ed Teach ♡ Izzy Hands IDST 🦄⚔🦈 @blowupchickens.bsky.social · Sep 23

I should stagger these pain meds to ensure there isn't a noticeable dip in analgesia, I say to myself as I swallow all of the pills at once

idk |🏴‍☠️♠️ Ed Teach ♡ Izzy Hands IDST 🦄⚔🦈 @blowupchickens.bsky.social · Sep 23

I wouldn't be shocked if Izzy started out that way, like how a lot of misguided working class people are raised tbf (from a more modern perspective). Idt someone who took so much pleasure in Fang taunting an English naval officer about him being his king now would translate into a bloody Tory tho

idk |🏴‍☠️♠️ Ed Teach ♡ Izzy Hands IDST 🦄⚔🦈 @blowupchickens.bsky.social · Sep 23

Why did I wake up thinking about this

Oh yeah probably the terrible political climate

idk |🏴‍☠️♠️ Ed Teach ♡ Izzy Hands IDST 🦄⚔🦈 @blowupchickens.bsky.social · Sep 23

Being a fucking pirate is pretty antithetical with supporting the political status quo

Being First Mate puts Izzy in a p unique position of enforcing Blackbeard’s own status quo

You can be personally bitter & misanthropic as hell & still recognise & campaign for the greater good (I am proof)

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idk |🏴‍☠️♠️ Ed Teach ♡ Izzy Hands IDST 🦄⚔🦈 @blowupchickens.bsky.social · Sep 23

Con once said he thought Izzy Hands would be a Conservative/Tory & I *get* it - Izzy has a kinda personal/social inclination toward summat that looks like authoritarianism - but

1. He's a fucking pirate

2. He's Blackbeard’s First Mate

3. Being a dick isn't necessarily indicative of wider politics

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Matt @izzyhandsart.bsky.social · Sep 22

Don’t worry, Bluesky. Izzy consented to being leashed, tattooed, being called a dog off screen, and to being drawn this way!

Been a bit since I’ve done art. I’m rusty 😂

Izzy Hands in a cartoon style, eyes closed, chin tilted up a bit, with a matching dark green collar and leash.

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idk |🏴‍☠️♠️ Ed Teach ♡ Izzy Hands IDST 🦄⚔🦈 @blowupchickens.bsky.social · Sep 22

& yeah mate, people at work are 'out to get you' for no reason. It's not that you send pissed up all work emails slagging folk off in a way you personally find hilarious & charismatic. Probably a them thing

idk |🏴‍☠️♠️ Ed Teach ♡ Izzy Hands IDST 🦄⚔🦈 @blowupchickens.bsky.social · Sep 22

He'd have killed on reddit. & by killed I mean gotten 3 upvotes for his rambling, navel-gazing wanky 'humour' from narc blokes just like him

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idk |🏴‍☠️♠️ Ed Teach ♡ Izzy Hands IDST 🦄⚔🦈 @blowupchickens.bsky.social · Sep 22

Leaving your abusive ex is great for all the normal reasons but have you ever escaped a life of listening to a middle aged cishet white man who thinks he's his company's fucking comedian?

"If you send that in an email they'll think you're an absolute dickhead" is a line I hope to never say again

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idk |🏴‍☠️♠️ Ed Teach ♡ Izzy Hands IDST 🦄⚔🦈 @blowupchickens.bsky.social · Sep 22

Laughed & locked in @ Stede/steed

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UD @unplsntdvrsns.bsky.social · Sep 22

Knowing the smell of your rotting former first mate is the most romantic thing a person can do

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idk |🏴‍☠️♠️ Ed Teach ♡ Izzy Hands IDST 🦄⚔🦈 @blowupchickens.bsky.social · Sep 22

The herd is thinning & that leaves fewer people on everyone's wavelengths imo (unless you're a gb main prob but I wouldn't know about that)

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Ixihl Ataraxia | ENVtuber @ixihl.hime.watch · Sep 20

Artwork "Saturn devouring his son" but with a "I consent!" sticker placed on where the dead body's head would be.

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idk |🏴‍☠️♠️ Ed Teach ♡ Izzy Hands IDST 🦄⚔🦈 @blowupchickens.bsky.social · Sep 21

In other news proton vpn app is free

idk |🏴‍☠️♠️ Ed Teach ♡ Izzy Hands IDST 🦄⚔🦈 @blowupchickens.bsky.social · Sep 21

Me mate made a joke about when parts of the ofmd fandom really thought Ed ate the "yummy" soap & I'd completely fucking forgotten about that lmao

Feeding fandom nonsense into my non-ofmd fandom friend + time + pressure = some right diamonds