Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring
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🔞Lizzy. 30+. StrangeBlueGlow on AO3. EdIzzy. Stede-Hostile. Izzy-loving Ed girlie.
Ed sitting in Izzy's lap, and Izzy doesn't mind, he just kinda works around Ed, but Ed does not think he's getting enough attention and starts to get fidgety pretty quick.
January 19, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Ed sitting in Izzy's lap, and Izzy doesn't mind, he just kinda works around Ed, but Ed does not think he's getting enough attention and starts to get fidgety pretty quick.
The only tag I check is the Ed/Izzy tag so I can get sad about all the various other ships with past edizzy in there.
January 19, 2026 at 4:41 PM
The only tag I check is the Ed/Izzy tag so I can get sad about all the various other ships with past edizzy in there.
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January 19, 2026 at 4:20 PM
[update] Scheduled: #AO3 will be down for about 15 hours starting at 08:00 UTC on January 21 while we make some improvements to searching bookmarks and series.
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I haven't seen this kind of spam comment on AO3 before. I think the spammer's goal is to scare/upset me, so not like those 'I am totally an artist!!' spam comments
January 19, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Two things to note here for general awareness:
1. This is spam, so if you get a comment like this don't be scared
2. They sometimes copy real AO3 user names but are actually guests
1. This is spam, so if you get a comment like this don't be scared
2. They sometimes copy real AO3 user names but are actually guests
i had a salad for dinner two days ago and my stomach did not like that at all.
January 19, 2026 at 3:38 AM
i had a salad for dinner two days ago and my stomach did not like that at all.
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January 19, 2026 at 3:23 AM
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January 18, 2026 at 10:12 PM
EdIzzy sharing an orange. Izzy keeps giving Ed the nicest sections that feel juiciest and he's cleaned the pith from the best.
January 18, 2026 at 8:32 PM
EdIzzy sharing an orange. Izzy keeps giving Ed the nicest sections that feel juiciest and he's cleaned the pith from the best.
Ed sliding his cold hands up under Izzy's shirt to warm them
January 18, 2026 at 8:19 AM
Ed sliding his cold hands up under Izzy's shirt to warm them
the high on monday is gonna be 2 degrees fahrenheit and i don't like that
January 18, 2026 at 7:40 AM
the high on monday is gonna be 2 degrees fahrenheit and i don't like that
there's one of the evergreen discord scams going around, so one friend got hacked and so half the discord went down in the span of like 10 min
January 18, 2026 at 1:45 AM
there's one of the evergreen discord scams going around, so one friend got hacked and so half the discord went down in the span of like 10 min
we got a new vacuum and i, having been raised by cats, hate it
January 17, 2026 at 5:39 PM
we got a new vacuum and i, having been raised by cats, hate it
RE7 continues to be scary. i'm in the salt mines now (or, well, at the save room directly before them) so i'm almost done but i'm gonna see if a friend wants to keep me company on discord while i finish up after a little break
January 17, 2026 at 3:40 AM
RE7 continues to be scary. i'm in the salt mines now (or, well, at the save room directly before them) so i'm almost done but i'm gonna see if a friend wants to keep me company on discord while i finish up after a little break
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being an artist is really just realising that you've never actually known what anything looks like ever
January 16, 2026 at 7:36 PM
being an artist is really just realising that you've never actually known what anything looks like ever
thinking about izzy's little cushion for when he had to sit on a canon
January 16, 2026 at 5:51 PM
thinking about izzy's little cushion for when he had to sit on a canon
Ed pulling Izzy into his lap, and he immediately regrets it a little because Izzy's flat ass is so bony and stabbing into his thighs, but he isn't going to say anything about that.
January 16, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Ed pulling Izzy into his lap, and he immediately regrets it a little because Izzy's flat ass is so bony and stabbing into his thighs, but he isn't going to say anything about that.
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last night i was really twitchy and could not focus, for *gestures vaguely at everything* understandable reasons and wished it was spring already so would have something to do where i could like go outside and not want to scroll and look at things that piss me off and all that
January 16, 2026 at 6:28 AM
last night i was really twitchy and could not focus, for *gestures vaguely at everything* understandable reasons and wished it was spring already so would have something to do where i could like go outside and not want to scroll and look at things that piss me off and all that
Another important thing to know with regards to how intimidating I am is that I'm a little too delicate-natured to whack a Terry's Chocolate Orange against the counter hard enough for it to break apart, so I have to get my mommy to do it for me.
January 16, 2026 at 6:12 AM
Another important thing to know with regards to how intimidating I am is that I'm a little too delicate-natured to whack a Terry's Chocolate Orange against the counter hard enough for it to break apart, so I have to get my mommy to do it for me.
this one is hard because i've had people online tell me the actually found me intimidating and historically i can be kinda mean, but also irl i often have sunshine yellow hair and wear heart-shaped sunglasses and pretty dresses and look like a lost baby deer constantly
January 16, 2026 at 3:34 AM
this one is hard because i've had people online tell me the actually found me intimidating and historically i can be kinda mean, but also irl i often have sunshine yellow hair and wear heart-shaped sunglasses and pretty dresses and look like a lost baby deer constantly
Ed waking up in the middle of the night to an empty bed and entering a full panic spiral about how he's unlovable and going to be alone forever now, until Izzy comes back from the bathroom and calms him down.
January 15, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Ed waking up in the middle of the night to an empty bed and entering a full panic spiral about how he's unlovable and going to be alone forever now, until Izzy comes back from the bathroom and calms him down.
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River fauna ⭐️🐟
January 15, 2026 at 2:48 AM
River fauna ⭐️🐟
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most important ed jobs:
izzy's husband
izzy's ex
izzy's husband
izzy's ex
January 14, 2026 at 5:29 PM
most important ed jobs:
izzy's husband
izzy's ex
izzy's husband
izzy's ex
fun fact about hr nightmare-verse: of all the little things i know about that au, what ed & stede's company does is not one of them. their job is Office. they have Clients. i know nothing else.
January 14, 2026 at 6:38 PM
fun fact about hr nightmare-verse: of all the little things i know about that au, what ed & stede's company does is not one of them. their job is Office. they have Clients. i know nothing else.
I've got a whole series and several unrelated other modern AU fics where Ed's job is Office and he is the Head Guy There (Owner/CEO/etc). I've also made him a community college instructor, a musician/rock star, and a couple times his job has been Crime.
Have you ever wondered what the top non pirate occupations people give Ed on AO3? I have. So I present this to you all in case you share my wonder. #OFMD
January 14, 2026 at 6:35 PM
I've got a whole series and several unrelated other modern AU fics where Ed's job is Office and he is the Head Guy There (Owner/CEO/etc). I've also made him a community college instructor, a musician/rock star, and a couple times his job has been Crime.