Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring
@bbslezearring.bsky.social
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🔞Lizzy. 30+. StrangeBlueGlow on AO3. EdIzzy. Stede-Hostile. Izzy-loving Ed girlie.
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Reminder that this is an EdIzzy zone. They invented love, and we do not play otherwise on my posts, thanks 🙃
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It is an extremely good thought and I can't wait to see it
bbslezearring.bsky.social
and similarly if ed has feelings about getting this closeness and vulnerability he believes he otherwise never could from izzy, he should definitely keep that to himself, maybe feel even more like a monster he believes he is because he's using izzy in multiple ways
bbslezearring.bsky.social
if izzy feels some kind of way about literally giving ed his life, weakening himself so ed can have power, well, that's his shameful secret to keep to himself and feel guilty over
bbslezearring.bsky.social
Yeah, this. He was on a ship that was raided (at least ostensibly) by Blackbeard, someone in leather yelled at him to do something after the crew was taken prisoner, and he happened to not be executed, so that definitely counts as "working for Blackbeard" to Pete
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Vampire Ed feeding from Izzy's inner thigh for blood flow and discretion reasons, and both of them ignoring how rock hard they both are because surely it is just a natural response to feeding/being fed from and doesn't mean anything, probably best not to even mention it
bbslezearring.bsky.social
lrt: the single greatest gift you can give a writer on ao3 is going through all their fics and reading them and kudos-ing them. Even if the fics are so old. No one has ever been upsettios about opening a long kudos email in the morning.
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ao3 kudos emails are a beautiful reminder of how fandom is so everlasting. like, someone might read smth i wrote over a decade ago, rejoicing in a new fandom for the very first time, & i may have forgotten that singular joy, but someone will follow in my footsteps. and it's right there in my inbox.
bbslezearring.bsky.social
Reminder that this is an EdIzzy zone. They invented love, and we do not play otherwise on my posts, thanks 🙃
bbslezearring.bsky.social
And now Ed's kind of angry that someone got his first mate pregnant, but he cannot grasp why he feels that way, nor does he stop to consider that it was in fact him who got his first mate pregnant.
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Izzy’s eyes went wide for .5 seconds and he almost touched his stomach but stopped himself while surveying the deck, but Ed saw and immediately put it together.
bbslezearring.bsky.social
Izzy trying to hide his pregnancy because a ship is no place for that sort of thing, and Ed, who is simultaneously oblivious to so many things and also knows exactly what is going on on his ship, immediately knowing when Izzy first feels a kick and cornering him about it.
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i was also surprised that you'd not read it yet when i looked at the kudos list
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i actually went and looked at the kudos list because I thought 'SURELY Sam has read this one' but apparently you hadn't yet
bbslezearring.bsky.social
i live near a park and lots of kids walk past so I'll occasionally overhear something wild, but my all time favorite will be the kid who had "Evil Woman" by ELO set as the ringtone for his mom.
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Honestly, this fic is one of my relatively few Ed-POV fics, so I don't answer that question, but he sure lets Ed go down on him
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Thinking about my fic where instead of Ed walking out and leaving Izzy to attempt to shoot himself, he turns back around to look at Izzy one last time and ends up sobbing and kissing him and eating him out
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sensationseekng.bsky.social
imagine if ed and izzy got to heal in canon, would that have been heartwarming or what 🥲

we got our love confessions!! i wish we'd gotten to see them learn to love each other better & walk away from their toxic entanglement
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Ed turns up pregnant one day and Izzy, despite it being physically impossible for him to impregnate Ed, never once questions it. Eddie is having his baby. Amazing.
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the problem here is it might be the best we're gonna get. toasters seem to be one of those things that you'd think they'd have figured out by now, but actually all of them suck and if you want one that sucks slightly less, it is $200
bbslezearring.bsky.social
our old toaster quit working so we got a new toaster but, unfortunately, this new toaster, while slightly more functional than the old broken one, sucks shit
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sensationseekng.bsky.social
ed: i didn't like the way that man looked at you, like he didn't know you're mine
izzy (horny): do you want to tattoo my face?

izzy: are you cheating on me
ed (covered in hickies izzy didn't put there): no :3
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bbslezearring.bsky.social
somehow lost an entire flat sheet????? luckily I have 2 sets of sheets (absolute LIFECHANGER if you can swing it) so i just used the other freshly laundered one because i'm on the fucking ball today but also how the fuck did i lose a sheet?