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Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring
@bbslezearring.bsky.social
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🔞Lizzy. 30+. StrangeBlueGlow on AO3. EdIzzy. Stede-Hostile. Izzy-loving Ed girlie. Posts are for pirate friends. Random people stop being weirdos in my replies.
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Would people be interested in a few 'wolves' ?
small crocheted bunny plush
January 29, 2026 at 2:58 PM
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tumblr post: anonymous asked: you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou: You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid
January 21, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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thinking about izzy's little cushion for when he had to sit on a canon
izzy hands sitting on a canon, with a little cushion of some sort under him
January 16, 2026 at 5:51 PM
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putting baby izzy in one of these and giving him one (1) emotional braincell but no less undying devotion to ed and seeing what happens
one of those little newsboy hats (not the flat kind, the puffy kind) that i think is the peak of cute because i am from the 90s
January 16, 2026 at 2:21 AM
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hey >:|
Your Result: Spock! "i don't feel emotions," you say, your voice full of emotion.
January 14, 2026 at 1:45 AM
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Izzy smiling while brandishing a sword during the duel Izzy, beautiful, sweaty, sickly amused as Ed tries to ask him to kill him sexy shirtless izzy izzy spitting at the end of e02s01 b/c it is hot, don't @ me
January 8, 2026 at 9:03 AM
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xkcd comic "are you coming to bed?" "I can't. This is important." "What?" "Someone is WRONG on the internet."
January 3, 2026 at 6:50 PM
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What really matters: #EdIzzy. Kissing.
Pencil sketch of Ed and Izzy kissing. Izzy's eyes are open, and he's slightly surprised but very in love, while Ed's eyes are dreamily closed and his hand is at the back of Izzy's neck, pulling him closer.
January 3, 2026 at 2:14 AM
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Them 🥹 #edizzy
January 3, 2026 at 12:41 AM
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Not quite midnight here but Happy New Year from Doggy Izzy and Wolf Ed and me 🎇😘
Selfie w/ plushies
January 1, 2026 at 5:20 AM
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Stole from Florence. Drop a number in the replies
fanfic end of the year asks since it's december, i thought i'd make a little end of the year ask meme for fanfic writers and readers! reblog and ask away 1. favorite fic you wrote this year 2. least favorite fic you wrote this year 3. favorite line/scene you wrote this year 4. total number of words you wrote this year 5. most popular fic this year 6. least popular fic this year 7. longest completed fic you wrote this year 8. shortest completed fic you wrote this year 9. longest wip of the year 10. shortest wip of the year 11. fandom you enjoyed writing for the most this year 12. favorite character to write about this year 13. favorite writing song/artist/album of this year 14. a fic you didn't expect to write 15. something you learned this year 16. fic(s) you completed this year 17. fics you'll continue next year 18. current number of wips 19. any new fics to start next year 20. number of comments you haven't read 21. most memorable comment/review 22. events you participated in this year 23. fics you wanted to write but didn't 24. favorite fic you read this year 25. a fic you read this year you would recommend everyone read 26. number of favorites/bookmarks you made this year 27. favorite fanfic author of the year 28. longest fic you read this year 29. shortest fic you read this year 30. favorite fandom to read fic from this year *feel free to specify fandoms or a fic depending on the question.
December 31, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Not a full fic, but I was definitely inspired for a handful of words's worth.
“Do you mind?” Izzy murmurs as Ed grips him from behind as he’s putting away a dish, Ed’s hands immediately pushing up his shirt so he can grab Izzy’s lovehandles and pinching the rolls. “Not at all,” Ed laughs as he squeezes his husband’s hips and leans around him to kiss Izzy’s cheek despite the cookie still in his mouth. Later that evening, Ed’s hands find their way beneath Izzy’s shirt again, snaking all the way up to his ample chest and squeezing. Izzy assumes he knows what Ed’s intent with this is, at least. “We can fool around later. Dishes first.” Ed makes no move to let go of Izzy, giving Izzy’s pec another squeeze before just resting his hand there, scratching through his chest hair idly. “I can wait.” Ed’s hands wander all sorts of places that night, but ultimately they settle at Izzy’s middle, kneading his stomach, pressing down, sinking his fingers into the soft flesh until he hits the muscle beneath, then letting it spring back before repeating the touch. “Enjoying yourself?” Izzy asks idly, putting his hand over Ed’s but making no effort to truly still him. “Yeah,” Ed answers, words pressed into Izzy’s skin as he continues to squeeze him. “Feels good, you being all… soft,” he admits, “Didn’t think we’d make it here, where we can get soft and old and… happy together.” Izzy doesn’t quite know how to deal with the emotion that wells in him at that. He swallows hard and gives Ed’s hand a squeeze before pressing it into his stomach again. “Well, we did.”
December 25, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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December 24 #bbslezadvent
Merry fucking Christmas to us all!
December 24th “What the fuck are you doing here?” Izzy asks, staring wide eyed at Lucius, who just stepped out of the elevator and was hanging up his coat. “Pete had last minute shopping and present wrapping to do,” Lucius replies, “Thought I’d come in for an hour or two and see what still needs to get sorted. What the fuck are you doing here?” “Fucking working,” Izzy replies, a little incredulous as there isn’t much else he’d be doing sitting at his desk in the office, “We were off for two fucking weeks, I’m not caught up yet.” Lucius and Izzy just stare at each other for a moment until they both hear sounds from stairwell, and a moment later the door opens to reveal Ed and Stede, who, upon seeing they are not in the office alone, join in the staring. “Well shit,” Ed eventually huffs with a laugh, Stede laughing alone with him. “We thought we’d come in and get a few things done so you all didn’t have as much when we all got back,” Stede explains. “And you wanted to bend each other over a desk before you went off to “ Izzy accuses. “Well, maybe,” Ed admits. Lucius shrugs, a little smirk playing at his lips. “Don’t let us stop you.” Izzy shakes his head fondly. “Merry fucking Christmas.” Outside, snow begins to fall.
December 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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"Come in and know me better man!"
Muppet Christmas Carol playing on a TV above a fireplace, decorated for Christmas
December 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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December 23 #bbslezadvent
December 23rd “It was a nightmare,” Lucius says, sipping his third glass of punch despite it being 2pm, the office Christmas party starting mid-day for the benefit of some of the crew leaving that evening to spend the holiday out of town, “We were trapped! Couldn’t leave for days!” Across the room, Izzy can hear Lucius’s dramatized recollection of their extra few days of vacation and rolls his eyes. “Does this get more dramatic every time he tells it?” he asks Pete, who has posted up next to Izzy at the snack table, standing guard over the deviled eggs. “Yep. By next year he’ll have you all fighting off polar bears,” Pete says, obviously fond. “Iz did have to threaten me with his fork when I kept eyeing his steak one night at dinner,” Ed chimes in, taking an hors d'oeuvre while there are still snacks to be had, “Definitely not a bear though. Not a polar one, at least. Could probably be another kind of bear, if I wanted to.” “You could do anything,” Stede assures as he takes his turn grabbing some of food, “But I like you just as you are, darling.”
December 24, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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December 22 #bbslezadvent
December 22nd A cheer erupts as Stede, Ed, and Izzy walk into the office, making Ed laugh, Stede blush softly in embarrassment, and Izzy smile, even as he muttered, “Fuckin’ twats,” under his breath. “Glad to have you back,” Oluwande greets, murmurs of agreement coming from the rest of the office in turn. “We’re glad to be back,” Stede assures. “Where’s Lucius?” The Swede asks as the group begins to separate and head toward their desks, “Did he die?” “If Lucius died, I think he’d want me to have his chair,” Frenchie says immediately. “Spriggs didn’t fucking die,” Izzy grumbles, cutting into murmuring about Lucius’s fate and the divying of his possessions that immediately overtakes the floor. “He’s just fucking,” Ed jokes, mostly to himself. Stede sighs before explaining, “Lucius didn’t take being stranded very well, so I’ve given him a few extra days off to recover. He’ll be here for the Christmas Party tomorrow afternoon.” As the murmuring dies down, Stede adds, “And Frenchie, I’m sorry to say, Lucius told me that if anything ever happens to him, he wants Jim to have his chair.”
December 23, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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December 21 #bbslezadvent
December 21st “How's Stede?” Izzy asks, placing Ed's dinner in front of him and waiting to see if he'll put down his phone of his own accord or if he'll have to remove it from Ed's grip. “He's good,” Ed replies, putting his phone down, “Took today to wrap presents and shit.” Izzy grabs his own plate and takes a seat at the table next to Ed. “Good for him.” Ed nods and takes a bite of his food. “Oh, have you heard from Lucius at all? Stede said he hasn’t replied to his messages.” he asks. “Not since Friday night when he let me know he got home alright,” Izzy replies, shaking his head, “Probably still busy fucking his fiance.” “Two full days,” Ed mutters half to himself, shaking his head “Did we have that much stamina when we were his age?” Izzy huffs in amusement. “If I remember right, you certainly did.”
December 22, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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December 20 #bbslezadvent
December 20th “And where are you going?” Ed murmurs as Izzy tries to slip out of his grip. “To make some fucking breakfast,” Izzy huffs, opting not to fight Ed’s hold for the moment. “Too early,” Ed protests. “Thought you’d want to get back to your own apartment and Stede,” Izzy comments. Ed shakes his head. “Nope. I leave you alone, you’re gonna do some shit like go into the office, try to get all the work for everyone done by yourself, rearrange anything half an inch out of place, generally drive yourself nuts, undo any bit of relaxing you managed on vacation. Stede and I agreed, best I stay at yours, keep you busy ‘til Monday.” “You and Stede fucking agreed,” Izzy grumbles under his breath. “What if I decide you’re not fucking welcome here?” he asks, mild annoyance in his voice clear. “Am I no longer welcome?” Ed asks in turn, challenging as he moves to settle himself on top of Izzy rather than just wrapped around him. Izzy doesn’t dignify the question with a response as he pulls Ed into a kiss.
December 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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For Canyon Christmas, @mrpancot.bsky.social wanted "any EdIzzy" so I wrote him some EdIzzy making a baby. Hope you (and everyone else) enjoy! Happy Holidays!
| #EdIzzy. E. ~1k words. | 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/76048236
Of You and Me StrangeBlueGlow Summary: “A baby.” Edward repeats, his voice soft and half-muffled against Izzy’s neck, “You and me. What do you think?”
December 19, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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December 19 #bbslezadvent
December 19th “Oh thank god,” Lucius cries as he can finally head toward the baggage claim, “I would kiss the ground if it weren’t a disgusting airport floor.” “We’re not fucking home yet,” Izzy comments, pulling out his phone to open the rideshare app. “If I die on the way home, at least it won’t have been on that fucking mountain,” Lucius huffs. Stede can’t help himself but to chime in. “We were snowed in for a few days! It wasn’t that bad, really.” He glances over at Ed, as if expecting Ed to back him up. Ed does not. “It was kind of bad,” he admits, before glancing back at Stede, seeing his disappointment, and trying to correct course, “but we’re headed home now, and that’s what matters.“
December 19, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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it is done
LEGO poinsettia set
December 19, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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December 18 #bbslezadvent
“At least the snow is pretty,” Stede says, as if that is any consolation as he looks out the window at big, wet flakes coming down again. “If we’re stuck for another fucking day, I’m letting Spriggs jump off the balcony so they have to air lift him to the hospital and at least one of us will make it out of here,” Izzy says simply, glancing out the window, then glaring at Stede. “This is a bit of an inconvenience,” Stede concedes, “Being delayed for and all that. I’m looking forward to being home at this point, too.” He gestures at the window again, though, “But you have to admit, it is beautiful.”
December 18, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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December 17 #bbslezadvent
December 17th “You’re looking serene,” Stede comments as he steps out of the shower and sees Lucius sprawled across the bed. “Had another massage. Accepted that I’m going to die here,” Lucius replies, not bothering to look at Stede. “The snow stopped, and they’re clearing the road down the mountain as we speak,” Stede sighs. Lucius replies with a sigh of his own, “I'll believe it when I’m out of this godforsaken place and back home with Pete.” “I know you miss him,” Stede says softly, sitting down on the bed, “But we’ll be home soon. And I harbor no illusions I’ll be seeing you at any point until the new year as soon as we leave the airport.“ “Pete and I will show up for the office Christmas party,” Lucius assures, “If we’re home by then.”
December 18, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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December 16 #bbslezadvent
December 16th “You’re going to get carpel tunnel typing on your phone constantly,” Ed comments as he sits down next to Izzy, handing him a coffee. “Well, someone’s fucking boyfriend didn’t let me bring my laptop, so this is the only way I can get any work done,” Izzy grumbles in return, glancing up just long enough to take the offered cup and shifting over so Ed can join him on the small sofa near the window where he has settled himself. Ed sighs fondly and wraps his arm around Izzy’s shoulders. “The office made it a whole week without us,” he says, “They can make it a few more days. I hear the snow is finally supposed to stop tonight, we’ll probably be out of here by tomorrow.” “It’ll be fucking chaos when we get in the office, and you know it,” Izzy counters. A grin splits Ed’s face, and widens as Izzy rolls his eyes. “Sounds fun.”
December 16, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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December 15 #bbslezadvent
December 15th “You keep fucking pawing at everyone, we’re going to run out of lube,” Izzy warns as Lucius slips his hand into the back pocket of Izzy’s jeans. “Sorry,” Lucius says, only sounding slightly apologetic and keeping his hand exactly where it is, “It’s the sense of impending doom. Like when a hurricane is about to hit and all you want to do is fuck.” “It’s a snowstorm, not the end of the world, Spriggs,” Izzy sighs, “We have power and heat. I’m having a porterhouse steak for fucking dinner. There is no ‘doom’ impending.” “But for how long are we going to have all that?” Lucius questions, “We’re already running out of lube!” Izzy rolls his eyes, but he lets Lucius lead him back to their room to distract him for a bit anyway.
December 15, 2025 at 7:13 AM