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Jillian ☕️🐙☕️
@coffeecatsja.bsky.social
she/her, 18+ only
Same @ on Discord

Pfp @celebrimbwhore / Banner @ToBoldlyMuppet
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“Comfort character” your honor this man has never been comfortable a day in his life

#OFMD #IzzyHands
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Need a rec? Leave me a reply with one or all of these things:

—a recent favorite read
—vibes
—favorite urban legend, ghost story, and/or cryptid
—2-3 colors
—your favorite actor (and I’ll tell you a book they should star in a film adaptation of)
November 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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Do you ever feel so irritable like you should blow up your comfortable life and take to the sea and become a pirate👺, and then realize you just needed to eat something actually 😇
November 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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"X pie is bad" tell it to Satan in hell you monster
November 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Me watching the utter stupidity in the real world day after day, year after year, and knowing this is Just How People Are

Me binging cheesy Christmas movies, pulling my hair out every! single! time! someone is dumb as dirt with negative emotional intelligence so that each cliché can get checked off
a woman is sitting at a desk in front of a screen that says lifetime on it
Alt: a woman is sitting at a desk in front of a screen that says lifetime on it
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Fic writers: share a piece of writing advice about something that's been working for you.
November 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Seeing lots of "if everybody just" type of solutions lately, and I want to remind folks, everybody is not going to "just" anything. Thats not how ppl work. Like beautiful hypothetical you got there, but its also nothing
November 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I'm deciding that this is a crop circle type thing just up the road from my house & hoping that maybe I'll get to hang out with some aliens soon 👽👽
November 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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i love steddyhands
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Or two someones taller than you
#SteddyhandsReal
Oh but what is a height difference if not the perfect excuse to make someone taller than you bend (down, over, to your will)?
November 25, 2025 at 1:03 PM
💋
November 25, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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Crappy and relatable meme time 🥹😭🤣
November 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Once you've worked out your threshold for unsavoury stuff, keep moving one step backwards ever so often. Keep moving. Keep asking yourself what feels right.

Suddenly you might find you've moved yourself further away from bad stuff than you thought possible.
November 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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I want to make this very clear because right now it's easy to feel cornered.

You can draw a line in the sand. You can choose a different path, disable that tech, stop subscribing, not work with a supplier or whatever it is.

Work out what your line in the sand is.
November 24, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Since we live in a culture that worships merch, I've always wondered why there are no specific lawn decorations for Thanksgiving. Very occasionally a blow up turkey. Nothing else. Until now when I present my new idea for making millions:
November 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Ohhhhh a pirate‘s life
Sounds just right
Sounds quite nice
I could say that twice
Sounds quite nice
We won’t live long
Foe iddle ay yay yo leedle lo
November 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Stickers! Socks! T-shirts! Tote bags! OFMD merch! All on SALE! I'll also be putting up new designs all week, if you have any suggestions of things you'd like to see let me know!

jentalleydesign.dashery.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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My ready-made items aren't OFMD related, but I'm up for commissions if you have something in mind ko-fi.com/wasabipoptar...
November 24, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Got to meet an absolute supermodel on this morning's walk 🤩

She said "I don't get out of bed for less than 10,000c a day" (which is only about $20usd but hey, that's pretty decent for a farm cat)
#catsofbluesky
November 24, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Speaking my truth 🗣️🗣️

That canned jellied cranberry nonsense is actually quite yummy!! Especially if you only have it once a year and eat it with homemade stuffing!! All hail the jiggle!!
a cartoon drawing of a stack of red plates with a face
Alt: a cartoon drawing of jellied cranberry sauce with a face
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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If you are depressed about the world, can't think of something to do, go get your local library card. Get Libby or overdrive. Check out books wildly, irresponsibly. Get those libraries and authors some dosh for free.
November 24, 2025 at 9:50 AM
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More people need to know the authors get paid when you take a book out of the library.
November 24, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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I usually include examples with my offer of a drink, so there it’s clear there are alcoholic & nonalcoholic options, and always have fancy sparkling water or mocktails to offer guests who don’t drink.

Bonus: it’s also nice for guests who don’t drink very much.
Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:

Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.

If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.

Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
November 24, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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omg i just realized ed largely has a fight response, stede largely has a flight one, and izzy has a fawn/freeze one. they got the whole range of trauma responses
November 24, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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ed’s “nope :/ you hate me,” play fighting for enrichment, unstoppable force VS izzy’s autism, immovable object
November 23, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Impossible how good reading is. You mean I just point my face at the paper for a bit and it does a whole update on my brain?
November 23, 2025 at 1:52 PM