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A stupid little idiot with a heart of g̶o̶l̶d̶ worms! Physical manifestation of swamp gas! Top UFO expert! Toxic positivity! Rancid vibes! Uncomfortably weird! Possibly Canadian? Drawing silly little pictures! 🛸 https://mastodon.social/@cvo

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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟🎃WEEN @carl.bsky.social · Nov 28

A bluesky intro I drew

Hi Bluesky! My name is Carl and I've been here since the beginning of time!

Picture of me on a sidewalk holding alien brochures and yelling "It's a public sidewalk! go ahead and call the rcmp!"

I'm the woman you see yelling about ufos outside of the dollar store

I'm also wearing a powerful jackoff amulet

Next is a picture of my three cats, william, bernice, and randall

My toque is a cia informant

I am runing on the beach with a saxophone tooting at a kildeer or whatever they're called and a crab

I like smooth jazz and long walks on the beach

Just kidding! (about which part though)

SOme people say that I'm annoying and never shut the hell up

me in a ufo "and they're right lol"

I have exophoria

I am not musical

picture of dead pigeon

I once saw a dead pigeon in the gutter that had a piece of corn where its head shouldabeen & I think about it a lot

His name was corn-head

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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟🎃WEEN @carl.bsky.social · 2h

Hospital 🏥

𝗖👽𝗥𝗟🎃WEEN @carl.bsky.social · 9h

Started a wind chime war with my neighbour lmfao

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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟🎃WEEN @carl.bsky.social · 13h

I love when they put blankets on baby elephants when it's cold out it is my favorite shit

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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟🎃WEEN @carl.bsky.social · 1d

HAPPY THANKSGIVING JAMBON

𝗖👽𝗥𝗟🎃WEEN @carl.bsky.social · 1d

That is an extremely cute logo lol

𝗖👽𝗥𝗟🎃WEEN @carl.bsky.social · 1d

AHHHHHH

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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟🎃WEEN @carl.bsky.social · 1d

I'M BEING HARASSMENTATED

Haunted leaf getting all up in my business

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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟🎃WEEN @carl.bsky.social · 1d

We also let Quebec slap our asses with a piece of thick-cut ham for whatever reason

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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟🎃WEEN @carl.bsky.social · 1d

It's Canadian Thanksgiving weekend y'all and that means we all make a pilgrimage to Ontario and throw provincial dirt vegetables into an active volcano until the prime minister breaks down sobbing

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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟🎃WEEN @carl.bsky.social · 1d

You can dress like him too!! ✨

𝗖👽𝗥𝗟🎃WEEN @carl.bsky.social · 1d

JUST GIRLY THINGS

𝗖👽𝗥𝗟🎃WEEN @carl.bsky.social · 1d

Outside raking leaves and dressed like the unabomber for whatever reason (it's Friday)

After, I'm taking my Bob Lazar autograph to the city to get a custom frame for it lmfao

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Josh Frightbert @joshseybert.bsky.social · 2d

One of my favorites.

Two little guys standing outside their cabin on a snowy night looking at a huge spider. One of the guys is holding up a mug and says “Big fella, we got hot apple cider happening here.”

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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟🎃WEEN @carl.bsky.social · 2d

Mine too!!!

𝗖👽𝗥𝗟🎃WEEN @carl.bsky.social · 2d

Having bangs again honestly rules but I've already had to trim them twice since getting because I forgot my mutant hair grows a literal inch a month lmao

𝗖👽𝗥𝗟🎃WEEN @carl.bsky.social · 2d

Honestly, no other artist stirs bigger emotions in me than the pants guy lol

The Art of Pants

theartofpants.com

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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟🎃WEEN @carl.bsky.social · 2d

Body envy but only for those ponyo bird legs

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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟🎃WEEN @carl.bsky.social · 3d

HELL YEAH!!

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 3d

Who is my favourite character? I have given it a lot of thought and decided it's the lower case "e" because he looks like a little mischievous smiling guy.