Josh Seybert
@joshseybert.bsky.social
I invented the light bulb. Remember that when you aren’t sitting in the dark tonight.
If Jerry Seinfeld ever needs help reviewing The Art of the Deal, let me know. I have a pretty clever opening line he could use.
November 27, 2025 at 5:27 AM
If Jerry Seinfeld ever needs help reviewing The Art of the Deal, let me know. I have a pretty clever opening line he could use.
Every movie is a Thanksgiving movie if you fight with your uncle while watching it.
November 27, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Every movie is a Thanksgiving movie if you fight with your uncle while watching it.
Every episode of Stranger Things should’ve ended with a kid saying “How much stranger can things get?!!”
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Every episode of Stranger Things should’ve ended with a kid saying “How much stranger can things get?!!”
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Let’s celebrate Thanksgiving 1970s-style, by watching Martin Scorsese’s concert documentary of the last performance by The Band (or at least the Band with Robbie Robertson still part of it).
Episode 212 - The Last Waltz
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Episode 212 - The Last Waltz
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November 26, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Let’s celebrate Thanksgiving 1970s-style, by watching Martin Scorsese’s concert documentary of the last performance by The Band (or at least the Band with Robbie Robertson still part of it).
Episode 212 - The Last Waltz
sites.libsyn.com/398906/episo...
Episode 212 - The Last Waltz
sites.libsyn.com/398906/episo...
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oh shit I just ate the entire turkey oh no am I in trouble now
November 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
oh shit I just ate the entire turkey oh no am I in trouble now
She looks like a Chris (Simpsons Artist) cartoon.
November 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
She looks like a Chris (Simpsons Artist) cartoon.
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i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
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my fav thanksgiving side? gotta be bowl with some stuff in it
November 26, 2025 at 5:20 PM
my fav thanksgiving side? gotta be bowl with some stuff in it
Happy anniversary to the best cheesecake I ever made.
November 26, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Happy anniversary to the best cheesecake I ever made.
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The courtesy of Fred's two feet
November 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
The courtesy of Fred's two feet
We have a theater kid in our house. I highly recommend it because you get to see cool shit like this costume made by a student using foam, old blankets, and trash she found around the house.
November 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
We have a theater kid in our house. I highly recommend it because you get to see cool shit like this costume made by a student using foam, old blankets, and trash she found around the house.
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guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right
About that time of year where I hang out with my boys.
November 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
About that time of year where I hang out with my boys.
Not thrilled with any plan that can end with “Mr. Bond”.
A 25-person startup is developing technology to block the sun and turn down the planet’s thermostat.
The stakes are huge — and the company and its critics say regulations need to catch up.
Read more: politi.co/4iaojIc
The stakes are huge — and the company and its critics say regulations need to catch up.
Read more: politi.co/4iaojIc
November 23, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Not thrilled with any plan that can end with “Mr. Bond”.
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“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago
November 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
November 23, 2025 at 11:09 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
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Reposted by Josh Seybert
Paul Mccartney : Here’s a silly little song about chilling with your pals on Christmas and being content.
People for some reason: Eat poison and die.
People for some reason: Eat poison and die.
November 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Paul Mccartney : Here’s a silly little song about chilling with your pals on Christmas and being content.
People for some reason: Eat poison and die.
People for some reason: Eat poison and die.