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Sweet Sticky Thick and Pretty

@ceencrumpets.bsky.social

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You not finna swing, tho. Comedienne in my head. Everything here is a bit in progress. $CeeNCrumpets

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Sweet Sticky Thick and Pretty @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 1m

I'm about to use this one for dinner and drinks and drugs and dick tonight.

Nothing in my purse but my knife and some lip gloss. All I got on me is good pussy, baby.

Sweet Sticky Thick and Pretty @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 3m

For everything. A nigga is Amazon to me.

Danni H. - PICKLEMAMA 🥒💋 @adoseofdannih.bsky.social · 37m

Ladies ; YALL BE USING MEN FOR DICK ?

Sweet Sticky Thick and Pretty @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 1h

This man does dates through sending me Google calendar request lol. I saw that location and I said OH... it's time to pay the piper.... Literally. 😂😂😂

Sweet Sticky Thick and Pretty @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 1h

I'm finna find out tonight 😂😂

Arrogant Esquire @arrogantade.blacksky.app · 2h

Inflation a bitch. A $200 date gotta cost like $350 now easily.

Sweet Sticky Thick and Pretty @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 1h

Did y'all know the bag that they were selling on beyond the gates was a REAL purse that they made? And that bitch sold out LOL. They had a whole purse launch and everything.

Sweet Sticky Thick and Pretty @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 3h

Nothing makes me happier than that old Black man out in California that be grilling and every time he show the meat it fall off the bone. He be so fucking mad it's falling apart LOL. That shit be hilarious to me

Sweet Sticky Thick and Pretty @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 4h

Nope. I don't think they trying to take me LOL

Thee Spooky BlackSky👨🏾‍🍳 @xavierbeloved.blacksky.app · 5h

Anybody been on a Date with someone off this app?
Wanna share the story?

Sweet Sticky Thick and Pretty @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 4h

DEATH YOU BLIND BITCH

Keesh @carrdiganbutton.bsky.social · 4h

people.com/diane-keaton...

Diane Keaton, Famed for Roles in 'Father of the Bride,' 'First Wives Club' and More, Dies at 79 (Exclusive)

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Sweet Sticky Thick and Pretty @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 6h

I just knew I was going to get the urge to herbal as an adult!

Ebony Elizabeth Thomas @ebonyteach.blacksky.app · 6h

This and Herbal Essences 😭

Crown Prince of Stankonia @cpofstankonia.bsky.social · 7h

Ahhhhhh... I can smell the 90s all in this photo 😂😂 #BlackSkyOver40

Sweet Sticky Thick and Pretty @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 6h

I sometimes say "I don't know why Bam is here" a lot more than I should 😂😂

Sweet Sticky Thick and Pretty @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 10h

Beyoncé has the most inconsistently sized merchandise that I've ever had

Sweet Sticky Thick and Pretty @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 11h

Lol No, I'm not that old yet

Sweet Sticky Thick and Pretty @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 11h

I can't find either pair of my glasses

Sweet Sticky Thick and Pretty @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 18h

It's 1:00 a.m. in Detroit. If the Mariners don't just fucking lose LOL.

Sweet Sticky Thick and Pretty @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 19h

I wish I could share with y'all why I am so fucking upset right now. I am actually fuming. But, I'll deal with it. Real soon

Sweet Sticky Thick and Pretty @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 19h

I didn't but I just know how he looks at her 😂

Sweet Sticky Thick and Pretty @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 20h

WE'RE HEADING TO EXTRA INNINGS BITCH

Sweet Sticky Thick and Pretty @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 20h

Yeah I think I can go ahead and turn this off LOL.

Sweet Sticky Thick and Pretty @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 20h

All of the aces faces lol. They had to fucking turn around

Sweet Sticky Thick and Pretty @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 20h

Bam is going to be drinking out of it like a straw in 3 hours 😂

Sweet Sticky Thick and Pretty @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 20h

I was trying so hard to figure out why the screen got milky LOL

Sweet Sticky Thick and Pretty @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 20h

I have been actively writing this entire time lol.

Sweet Sticky Thick and Pretty @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 20h

Just switched over to the tigers game. I definitely should have known better.

Sweet Sticky Thick and Pretty @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 20h

That fucking tambourine 😂😂

Sweet Sticky Thick and Pretty @ceencrumpets.bsky.social · 20h

Somebody that had on a hat was giving her the thumbs down. LOL. I was screaming