Demimonde
@ceencrumpets.bsky.social
You not finna swing, tho.
Comedienne in my head. Everything here is a bit in progress.
$CeeNCrumpets
Comedienne in my head. Everything here is a bit in progress.
$CeeNCrumpets
Any walking pad suggestions?
November 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Any walking pad suggestions?
Once I come back from getting that height surgery in Turkey y'all ain't going to be able to tell me shit
November 25, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Once I come back from getting that height surgery in Turkey y'all ain't going to be able to tell me shit
How many bunches of COLLARDS did you buy, though?
Please don't tell me about your turnip or mustard greens. Keep that shit where it is, off my plate.
Please don't tell me about your turnip or mustard greens. Keep that shit where it is, off my plate.
November 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
How many bunches of COLLARDS did you buy, though?
Please don't tell me about your turnip or mustard greens. Keep that shit where it is, off my plate.
Please don't tell me about your turnip or mustard greens. Keep that shit where it is, off my plate.
I get paid to tell people they are fucking dummies and honestly how could you pass that up as a Black woman?
November 25, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I get paid to tell people they are fucking dummies and honestly how could you pass that up as a Black woman?
These white people at work have kept trying to talk to me every time I have tried to leave the area that I am in LOL. Like why are you stopping me and you're seeing me walking to my car?
November 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
These white people at work have kept trying to talk to me every time I have tried to leave the area that I am in LOL. Like why are you stopping me and you're seeing me walking to my car?
Where is Lamar?!?
November 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Where is Lamar?!?
Watching people beg to be the first to tell their own mother her child has passed is CRAZY.
The internet is the worst place and it was a better place when you had to "go to" it.
The internet is the worst place and it was a better place when you had to "go to" it.
November 25, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Watching people beg to be the first to tell their own mother her child has passed is CRAZY.
The internet is the worst place and it was a better place when you had to "go to" it.
The internet is the worst place and it was a better place when you had to "go to" it.
nobody got a lighter?!?!
Ruin Thanksgiving in four words: ___ ___ ___ ___
November 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
nobody got a lighter?!?!
Lemon..... pepper.....MATCHA.
FRUITY SPICY GRASS?!!! Very Atlanta, tbqh
FRUITY SPICY GRASS?!!! Very Atlanta, tbqh
November 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Lemon..... pepper.....MATCHA.
FRUITY SPICY GRASS?!!! Very Atlanta, tbqh
FRUITY SPICY GRASS?!!! Very Atlanta, tbqh
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 NOOOOOOOO COME BACK
November 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 NOOOOOOOO COME BACK
Nigga named Roosevelt. I know that pension nice.
November 25, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Nigga named Roosevelt. I know that pension nice.
Her uncle probably
...and who told bianca lawson she could play diana ross??
November 25, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Her uncle probably
I'm typing all this while I'm being pulled over by the way lol. This is what's making all of this shit so fucking comical this morning 😂😂😂😂
November 25, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I'm typing all this while I'm being pulled over by the way lol. This is what's making all of this shit so fucking comical this morning 😂😂😂😂
I still think Cheryl ain't got nothing to do with shit. And yes, one of my actual people's check that these names are going to keep changing LOL.
November 25, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I still think Cheryl ain't got nothing to do with shit. And yes, one of my actual people's check that these names are going to keep changing LOL.
I do like that Miss Dummy Mamas name that one of y'all gave me though. That's kind of cute. You ate with that 😂😂
November 25, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I do like that Miss Dummy Mamas name that one of y'all gave me though. That's kind of cute. You ate with that 😂😂
I should have just shut my mouth fucking with y'all this morning lol. 😂😂😂😂
November 25, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I should have just shut my mouth fucking with y'all this morning lol. 😂😂😂😂
I'm not sure if it was the morning joint but this Jeep in front of me just lowered itself?!
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I'm not sure if it was the morning joint but this Jeep in front of me just lowered itself?!
Time to go in the office which means it's time to order breakfast. My favorite part of leaving my house in the morning
November 25, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Time to go in the office which means it's time to order breakfast. My favorite part of leaving my house in the morning
Last dayyyyyuhhhhhhh
November 25, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Last dayyyyyuhhhhhhh
Hmph.
Very interesting LOL. Y'all selective.
Very interesting LOL. Y'all selective.
November 25, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Hmph.
Very interesting LOL. Y'all selective.
Very interesting LOL. Y'all selective.
But please watch what you say about Cynthia. Cuz that bitch literally can't even leave the front desk so I don't know what type of CO y'all think she is 😂😂
November 25, 2025 at 11:54 AM
But please watch what you say about Cynthia. Cuz that bitch literally can't even leave the front desk so I don't know what type of CO y'all think she is 😂😂
I see y'all feel strongly about COs LOL. Friendly reminder to write your people in prison
November 25, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I see y'all feel strongly about COs LOL. Friendly reminder to write your people in prison
When we say fuck cops do we mean correctional officers too? Because like I feel like they really not cops. LOL. And my cousin one and that bitch is DEFINITELY not no fucking cop LOL.
November 25, 2025 at 11:36 AM
When we say fuck cops do we mean correctional officers too? Because like I feel like they really not cops. LOL. And my cousin one and that bitch is DEFINITELY not no fucking cop LOL.
That morning Dr. Bronner is really opens your booty hole up
November 25, 2025 at 11:11 AM
That morning Dr. Bronner is really opens your booty hole up