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CeleryJam @celeryjam.bsky.social · Sep 5

Seems I forgot about all of you for a while there. Oops.

a woman in a police uniform with glasses is holding her hands together

ALT: a woman in a police uniform with glasses is holding her hands together

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Moon @moonocababa.bsky.social · Nov 12

Seeing more and more unsavory types trying to set up here, figured it would be good to post The Image

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Ari 🚋 @transitenjoyer.bsky.social · Nov 12

I just gained like 100 followers overnight so here's some guys to celebrate

A photo of a NSW Train Link V set (unit 1) stopped at a station

A photo of a Sydney L1 tram moving through an intersection

A photo of a Bendigo tram driving down a road

A photo of a Melbourne W class tram passing in front of Flinders Street Station

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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · Nov 12

2012: “join Twitter? just so I can learn what some moron had for lunch?”

2024: “I’ve joined Bluesky to follow the ‘Good Lunch’ Feed. People post their lunch and others reply good lunch when it’s a good lunch”

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CeleryJam @celeryjam.bsky.social · Nov 9

It crops up sometimes but it's hard to find because the algorithm prioritizes things that make people mad. That maximizes engagement which maximizes ad views.

Recently, the men's wear guy (dieworkwear) had a great interaction with someone expanding on his comments about 18th century clothes.

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jake-o-lantern 🎃 @baronduki.bsky.social · Nov 8

all my mint enthusiasts, please rise 🙌

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CeleryJam @celeryjam.bsky.social · Nov 8

Is it good or bad that you're off work all next week?

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CeleryJam @celeryjam.bsky.social · Nov 8

If you see this I invite you to post a picture from your device without explanation.

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Libby 🎃 Stink Gourd 🎃 @libbystigaard.bsky.social · Nov 7

My phone just auto corrected "trauma dumping" to "trauma dumpling," so I painted this in case anyone would like a visual of my mental state.

How's everyone else doing?

A small watercolor painting of a horrified looking cartoon dumpling.

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CeleryJam @celeryjam.bsky.social · Nov 6

Just know that you don't have to find hope right now, but you should fight to find something to keep you going until we can get on the other side of this.

I've chosen hate. Hate is a very strong motivating force. I will survive purely to spite the people who want to see me dead.

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CeleryJam @celeryjam.bsky.social · Nov 5

His face gets all skrunkly when you boop him, I love hims so much

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CeleryJam @celeryjam.bsky.social · Nov 5

Anyone willing to sacrifice human lives for the (empty) promise of cheaper gas/rent/food/etc do not get a seat at my table.

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CeleryJam @celeryjam.bsky.social · Nov 5

So turns out restarting your computer every so often is a good idea. It now runs at 60 fps (except in hubs with lots of people or specific fights) at medium.

CeleryJam @celeryjam.bsky.social · Nov 1

I'm so sad right now. I haven't updated my computer's hardware in like 6 years so I had to close literally every single other program to get Dragon Age to run at 30 fps on low settings. Pray that I get the raise I deserve after this year so I can afford a decent fucking gaming rig.

CeleryJam @celeryjam.bsky.social · Nov 1

I'm so sad right now. I haven't updated my computer's hardware in like 6 years so I had to close literally every single other program to get Dragon Age to run at 30 fps on low settings. Pray that I get the raise I deserve after this year so I can afford a decent fucking gaming rig.

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CeleryJam @celeryjam.bsky.social · Nov 1

I like this argument, and it's started to convince me away from "AI art is not art". Kinda makes me think about Comedian (banana taped to a wall) and how a performance artist transformed the original piece by eating the banana. You could argue either or both are bad art, but they are both still art.

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CeleryJam @celeryjam.bsky.social · Oct 30

I've still got some bills to catch up on so I haven't actually pre-ordered it, but it completes the meme so fucking sue me I guess.

Stills from Spider-Man 3 (2007) with captions added.

Top – Peter Parker: "I've pre-ordered the new Dragon Age and I'm really excited to play it."

Middle – Harry Osborn: A tweet from Libs of TikTok that says "New video game 'Dragon Age: The Veilguard' has an entire nearly 2-minute long cutscene on how to apologize if you use the "wrong" pronouns or misgender. It also offers options to add double mastectomy scars and gender neutral pronouns to your character"

Bottom – Peter Parker: "I just told you that I've already bought it Harry, you don't need to sell it to me."

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CeleryJam @celeryjam.bsky.social · Oct 30

:388

Yey, it's good to be back

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CeleryJam @celeryjam.bsky.social · Oct 30

Sometimes I feel like shit over the natural pitch of my voice and curse my puberty for doing that to me. But other times I remember that I can hit all but the lowest notes in "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch" and that legitimately makes me feel better. Hope I get to keep that after voice training.