Beth
@chacha1847.bsky.social
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Leftist alto Episcopalian & scout mom. UrExhaustedMom in the Twitch chats.
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chacha1847.bsky.social
1. Don't be
2. No you're not
chacha1847.bsky.social
Behold my favorite son, a 25-year-old IKEA spoon
A black plastic cooking spoon with a flat tip that is looking a little worn
chacha1847.bsky.social
The shoulder pads are giving prawn from district 9, so that's something
chacha1847.bsky.social
First lol/jumpscare of the thread, what is going in over there lmao
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jonathanstea.bsky.social
A conspiracy theorist dies and goes to heaven.

God says, “I’ll tell you anything you want to know.”

“At last! Who shot JFK?”

God says, “Oswald, acting alone.”

Conspiracy theorist says, “Shit. This goes even higher than I thought…”
chacha1847.bsky.social
Or, nothing happens, until it does
chacha1847.bsky.social
You're just out here reading us all for filth like this. On a FRIDAY.
chacha1847.bsky.social
Personally I feel like that's the opposite of how it should work but idk I'm built different I guess
chacha1847.bsky.social
I'll take onions and capers if they're available, but as I'm on the west coast we often have to make do with less
chacha1847.bsky.social
Everything with lox and scallion cream cheese. I'm feeling decent about my chances here
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josh.shapiro.foo
I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything by AI. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed with AI, or buy anything sold or processed with AI, or process anything sold, bought, or processed by AI, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed by AI.
nparmalee.bsky.social
I don’t want to generate or receive an email, document, manuscript, PowerPoint deck, post it note, grocery list, novel, film, or hit list that has been generated with AI.
resnikoff.bsky.social
I write because I love writing. I love writing even when I'm struggling with a writing problem that is killing me. Finding a way through that problem is both intensely rewarding and also helps me become a better writer. There is no reason for me to ever outsource that.
chacha1847.bsky.social
I hate to break it to you: we are old.
chacha1847.bsky.social
Security theater: It's not just for airports anymore!
chacha1847.bsky.social
lol. You sure read me for filth, I'll tell you what
chacha1847.bsky.social
Our MiLB team has stricter rules than our MLB team, make it make sense
chacha1847.bsky.social
This is sound reasoning and I support it
chacha1847.bsky.social
Just realized my brain gendered your neighbor
chacha1847.bsky.social
Please tell me you told her how a large portion of the Internet agrees with her
chacha1847.bsky.social
Clothing needs more fringe, I support this
chacha1847.bsky.social
He doesn't know what that means, and he wouldn't care if he did