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Dr. Jonathan N. Stea @jonathanstea.bsky.social · 18h

A conspiracy theorist dies and goes to heaven.

God says, “I’ll tell you anything you want to know.”

“At last! Who shot JFK?”

God says, “Oswald, acting alone.”

Conspiracy theorist says, “Shit. This goes even higher than I thought…”

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Beth @chacha1847.bsky.social · 11h

Or, nothing happens, until it does

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Beth @chacha1847.bsky.social · 11h

You're just out here reading us all for filth like this. On a FRIDAY.

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Beth @chacha1847.bsky.social · 11h

lol amazing

Beth @chacha1847.bsky.social · 11h

Personally I feel like that's the opposite of how it should work but idk I'm built different I guess

Beth @chacha1847.bsky.social · 17h

I'll take onions and capers if they're available, but as I'm on the west coast we often have to make do with less

Beth @chacha1847.bsky.social · 19h

Everything with lox and scallion cream cheese. I'm feeling decent about my chances here

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Joshua Shapiro @josh.shapiro.foo · 1d

I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything by AI. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed with AI, or buy anything sold or processed with AI, or process anything sold, bought, or processed by AI, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed by AI.

Nancy Parmalee @nparmalee.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t want to generate or receive an email, document, manuscript, PowerPoint deck, post it note, grocery list, novel, film, or hit list that has been generated with AI.

Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 1d

I write because I love writing. I love writing even when I'm struggling with a writing problem that is killing me. Finding a way through that problem is both intensely rewarding and also helps me become a better writer. There is no reason for me to ever outsource that.