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dailywangxian.bsky.social
NEW beautiful #WangXian 🥹💙❤️

#mdzs donghua x 谷圈GQ

"Picking mugwort by the Yunmeng Lake, the fragrance of lotus fills the air outside the curtains of the quiet room."

Available here:
e.tb.cn/h.SiTkX9zvG2...

#officialart
#officialmerch
#mxtx
WangXian illustration announcement QR code to purchase WangXian can badges New WangXian merch
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kaseygifford.bsky.social
We should be asking this
c o n s t a n t l y.
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toffeezel.bsky.social
#MDZS #Wangxian HS au but uh western take? LOL

Wei Ying was suspended from playing for the Yunmeng Jiangs HS football team, so he decided to cheerlead for shits & giggles to distract the enemy team (courtesy of Nie Huaisang)

it was very effective
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awaawaburo.bsky.social
FengQing Week
Day 4🌃Date Night

デート…じゃなくてただの任務か見廻りだな…😂

#FQWeek25 #fengqing
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ohmystars19.bsky.social
Thinking about this as a possible style for the animatic (lineart/background)
Roughly lined it for 10 mins

#mdzs #wangxian
A drawing of Wei Wuxian cleaning drunk Lan Wangji’s face with a piece of wet tissue
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ohmystars19.bsky.social
I love Yunmeng extra with all my heart. Sometimes I think about how fun it would have been for an animatic.

#mdzs #wangxian
Two drawings of Wei Wuxian talking. First one of him sitting confidently cross-armed, saying: "Ha ha, Hanguang-jun. Not that I’m looking down on you, but no one in your clan would ever deign to enter the kitchen."
Second, has him taking his arm to his forehead continuing: "Plus, growing up eating like that has made you develop certain tastes. Nothing you make would even be fit for the eyes.” Two drawings of Wei Wuxian. First, of Wei Wuxian looking in slight disbelief saying "Lan Zhan". Second, of him looking touched as he says "Do you really mean to cook for me?" A drawing of Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian sitting at the table. Wei Wuxian has his hands on the table, excited, saying "Gimme an 'mn' or something". Lan Wangji, seemingly undisturbed, says "Mn" A drawing of Wei Wuxian holding Lan Wangji's face in his hands saying "My dear Lan Zhan, everything I said was just teasing. If you really wanna cook for me, then you could burn right through the pan until the whole stove is nothing but a smoking crater, and I’d still eat it all up, pan and all, just to show you."
Lan Wangji smiles slightly and says "That's not necessary"
chefmanardee.bsky.social
would anyone like to commission stick figures from me :)
chefmanardee.bsky.social
maybe manifest a position at the (religious...) school within walking distance from me

maybe manifest a glucose guardian 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
chefmanardee.bsky.social
anyway i'm lowkey (highkey) freaking out about how on earth i'm going to be able to work my job AND do my 60-hours practicum AND pay the program fees AND afford an appropriate wardrobe AND afford a car
chefmanardee.bsky.social
School: "Join our career readiness program meeting on [WEEKDAY] between [DURING WORK HOURS]!"

I'm.
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green-riot.bsky.social
Drunk Xixi Event Day 3: Vandalism | Unfit to Ride a Sword

🔞 Explicit
🍷 NieLan, Wangxian
🍷 Modern AU
🍷 Drunken Shenanigans | Making Out | Lan Xichen being a shit

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Screenshot of AO3 tags for "Spill Tea, Not Wine" by Green_Riot

Rating:

        Explicit 

Archive Warning:

        No Archive Warnings Apply 

Category:

        M/M 

Fandom:

        魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù 

Relationships:

        Lan Huan | Lan Xichen/Nie MingjueLan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian 

Characters:

        Nie Mingjue, Lan Huan | Lan Xichen, Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian, Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji, Nie Huaisang 

Additional Tags:

        Drunkenness, Lan Huan | Lan Xichen is a Little Shit, Vandalism, Smitten Nie Mingjue, the explicit warning is just to be on the safe side, while a bit spicy; they don't actually have sex, Soft Nie Mingjue, Making Out, Protective Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji, twin jades alcohol tolerance, or lack thereof, Drunken Shenanigans 

Language:
    English 
Series:
    ← Previous Work Part 3 of The Drunk Xichen Anthology 
Stats:

    Published:
        2025-10-08
    Words:
        2,364
    Chapters:
        1/1
    Hits:
        1 AO3 screenshot for "Spill Tea, Not Wine" by Green_Riot

Summary:

    "You need to go to the police station, by the way."

    Mingjue waits, but Huaisang doesn't look up from his phone, where his fingers are typing quickly enough to put the fastest stenographers to shame. He leans against the doorframe of Mingjue's bedroom, offering no further context to the total non sequitur he just dropped on Mingjue, who was just about to crawl into bed for the night.

    "Are you going to tell me why I should go to the police station?" Mingjue asks when Huaisang STILL refuses to give any details.

    Huaisang rolls his eyes as if it is a dumb question. "Because they have er-ge."

    Mingjue blinks at him a few times, waiting for the joke to land. "And why would they have Xichen?"

    All he gets in response is a shrug and a chorus of "I don't know anything about it."
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green-riot.bsky.social
Drunk Lan Xichen Event Day 1:

Drunk First Kiss | "Sorry, Wrong Bed!"

🔞 Explicit
🍶 NieLan
🍶 Sunshot Campaign
🍶 Drunken Confessions | Kissing | Frottage
🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/71972731

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green-riot.bsky.social
Drunk Xixi Event Day 2: Reckless Hookup

🔞 Explicit
🍶 NieLan
🍶 Modern AU
🍶 Drunk Sex | Drunken Confessions | Friends to Lovers
🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/72012241

@drunk-xixi-event.bsky.social
AO3 screenshot for the fic "Blame It (On the Alcohol) by Green_Riot

Rating: Explicit
Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Category: M/M
Fandom: Modao Zushi
Relationship: Lan Huan | Lan Xichen/Nie Mingjue
Characters: Lan Huan | Lan Xichen, Nie Mingjue
Additional Tags: Friends to Lovers, Blow Jobs, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Top Nie Mingjue, Bottom Lan Huan | Lan Xichen, Drunken Confessions, Drunk Sex [and also, I forgot to add, Modern AU]
Language: English
Series: The Drunk Xichen Anthology
Published: 2025-10-06   Words: 2,223   Chapters: 1/1

Summary: After having one (1) drink, Xichen recklessly hooks up with his best friend.
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brawlite.badvibes.party
without reservation, lean into the things that make you happy, even—and perhaps especially—if they are cringe-worthy or deemed embarrassing by others. you only get one life: you might as well spend it doing the things that bring you joy.
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Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?
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chibdm.bsky.social
Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop
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izumisanxxx.bsky.social
Xにもはったけど、中秋なので再掲しときます
【誰が袖触れし君が香ぞ】 - poipiku.com/2797/1229084...
[できた] (全8枚) - いずみのポイピク
poipiku.com
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celestria.bsky.social
this may be one of m fave xueyu drawings ive done yet...🥺so soft...
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disaster-fruit.bsky.social
SongXiao September - Week 5

Xiao Xingchen meets a guy with cool tattoos

Thank you @songxiaoseptember.bsky.social for this lovely event! 🖤🤍

#songxiao
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dailywangxian.bsky.social
OMG! #WangXian secret illustrations are here!!! 🤯❤️‍🔥🫠🫠🫠💙❤️

#mdzs JP audio drama x MEDICOS x #AGF_2025: pop-up shop and exhibition

🗓November 8 ~ November 9
📍Ikebukuro, Sunshine City
🗓November 6 ~ November 12
📍MEDICOS SHOP Shibuya

More details:
www.medicos-e.net/newsdetail/m...

#mxtx
WangXian illustrations: poster announcement WangXian secret illustrations: poster announcement
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ohnyll.bsky.social
Hey all you lovely folks!
I just wanted to let you know that my c❀mmiss❀ns are open! I do #chibiart and fics!

For more info feel free to dm me, or check out my carrd!

Likes are Shares are much appreciated <3

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ohnyll's commissions
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ellipsus.com
Hey hey Ellipsus fam!

We added 10 brand new fonts to Ellipsus for ✨Font Friday✨ - with vibes cool and unusual, cute, clean, romantic, redacted, pretty, futuristic, and more! ⌨️

Try them out and let us know which ones are your faves!