WeLoveYouQueenCarlotta
@chucklebot314.bsky.social
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Every word I ever utter shall be considered a royal proclamation! Any last words, goon face?
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chucklebot314.bsky.social
I think Trump may lavishly praise opponents when he knows he's gonna get bodied.
carlquintanilla.bsky.social
* TRUMP: XI IS A SMART MAN AND A GREAT LEADER
chucklebot314.bsky.social
The sluttiest straight guy Halloween costume is non-dead pirate.
chucklebot314.bsky.social
Liberals about to discover that the regular police have executed over 10,000 dogs a year for decades.
kevinmkruse.bsky.social
Look, maybe not *all* ICE and CBP agents are bloodthirsty psychopaths, but there are plenty of stories like this one and the rest of them sure as shit don't seem to mind, so ...
theswprincess.bsky.social
CBP agents knocked on an El Paso home at 7:15 a.m.

The owner asked to secure his Rottweiler, Chop, in the bathroom.

While he got his ID, agents opened the door and shot Chop.

The family tried to save him as he bled out on the kitchen floor.
chucklebot314.bsky.social
Did it sink the cops? The regular police execute 10,000 dogs a year.
chucklebot314.bsky.social
Also the ordinary cops have been doing this for decades. 10,000 dogs a year, executed.
chucklebot314.bsky.social
Why are you surprised? The regular police execute 10,000 domestic dogs a year and have for decades.
chucklebot314.bsky.social
Apart from the civic responsibility, it feels so good.
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aljazeera.com
BREAKING: Prominent Palestinian journalist Saleh Aljafarawi has been killed by gunmen in Gaza City’s al-Sabra neighbourhood, making him one of more than 270 journalists killed since Israel’s war began in 2023.

🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/p49p9n
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richardlittler.bsky.social
🧵Thread. I collect photos that people took of their TV screens (in the days before video) because they wanted to capture a historical moment, or at least something that meant something to them.
1970s shot of a TV screen 1950s/60s? shot of a TV screen. Female presenter 1950s/60s shot of a TV screen. Unknown guitarists Blurry pink shot of a TV screen. Women in evening dress
chucklebot314.bsky.social
A phenomenal rise in psychotic episodes and schizophrenia, and first signs of dementia in people under fifty. I bet you.
chucklebot314.bsky.social
Damn that. This could be early Smiths.
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loarider.bsky.social
goddamn they are SO close here
chucklebot314.bsky.social
I'd like to declare a convincing rumor open for business.

Ahem.

Texting too much gives you a double-chin.
chucklebot314.bsky.social
Rooting for the surveillance state Overdog, so heroic.
chucklebot314.bsky.social
Aragorn (sadly): 'She died.'
angryporc123.bsky.social
You should write another book about how great Lance Armstrong is
chucklebot314.bsky.social
The second best thing about Diane Keaton was she was America's perfect girlfriend. The best thing was she's totally gonna dump your ass and soon.
chucklebot314.bsky.social
One thing about the Midwest is that to look cool, you just have to do anything. Wear a weird hat; cultural touchstone; you might as well be Salvador Dali.
chucklebot314.bsky.social
Nothing incidental about Thiel matters except he grew up closeted in white South Africa, a cesspool of entitlement, bullying and bigotry.
chucklebot314.bsky.social
Early bullies need to be quarantined.
mvthomster.bsky.social
his biggest claim to infamy was participating with a group of young conservatives from the Stanford Review in a campaign of harassment against a gay Resident Fellow in one of the Freshman dorms, all before he came out, decades later, of course

he is an unprincipled and cruel human, from his youth