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#1 dick durock fan account
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keep honking, im gooning
February 10, 2026 at 4:55 AM
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I've waited a long time to be able to say this, but we're hiring a full-time Film Critic for @avclub.com! Details are in the job listing, but you should send application materials to [email protected]

www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/43...
homer simpson and bart simpson are sitting on a couch
Alt: homer simpson and bart simpson are sitting on a couch
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 9:21 PM
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I've done 6 (including this one) long haul #bicycle tours in my life & I've only just figured out (by being told by a potential #Warmshowers host that I can use "General Delivery" at a US Post Office to receive packages on the road.😅

#BikeSky #BicycleTravel
February 10, 2026 at 1:38 AM
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omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for

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Draw a horse, watch it run!
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February 9, 2026 at 11:11 PM
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THE WHITE HOUSE paid tribute to him and instead of posting one of his comics they used a fucked up A.I. picture! It was amazing!

Remember when Rob Reiner died and everyone was like okay here are my nine favorite movies he made
And I didn’t see ONE Dilbert cartoon posted in tribute. No one was like, “all time favorite gag! Hung this on every cubicle I had!”

It’s like his whole body of work evaporated years ago
I was thinking how when Scott Adams was about to go and rightwingers were saying “you have no idea what impact it’s going to have when Scott Adams dies, he was loved by millions” and then he just died and nothing happened. These ghouls just disappear when they stop talking
February 10, 2026 at 3:57 AM
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February 10, 2026 at 12:28 AM
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Me in the Criterion Closet: wow Hollow Man, what a film

Criterion employee: you aren’t allowed to bring movies in

Me in the Criterion Closet shaking my sleeves in an odd way: wow Hollow Man 2, what a film
February 9, 2026 at 9:40 PM
you too can be immortal...here, at zombocom
February 9, 2026 at 9:30 PM
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jesus fucking christ this still exists
February 9, 2026 at 5:46 AM
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hey pete, thanks for having me on your podcast in the garage. oh nice car. can i hear how it sounds. now let's record a 6 hour podcast. no you can keep it running i like it
February 9, 2026 at 7:43 PM
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well credit where credit’s due: it’s 2035 and i’m driving to work in elon musk’s moon city—or rather my optimus robot chauffeur is, heh. i’m just kicking back and enjoying the view. what kind of a name for a moon bridge is owl creek
February 9, 2026 at 6:38 PM
broke his own ankles trying to juke out of that one
An incredible turn of events here. 10/10, no notes. 😂
February 9, 2026 at 7:04 PM
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The Ford worker who heckled Trump during a visit to the company's plant still has his job and "has no discipline on his record," a union official said
Ford worker who heckled Trump keeps job, 'no discipline' for incident
The United Auto Workers union said TJ Sabula remains employed and called out the president for making an obscene gesture toward the worker.
www.detroitnews.com
February 9, 2026 at 4:21 PM
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Folks, this week's new episode has everything:

-A Minions music controversy at the Olympics🥇🎶
-Ski jumpers enhancing their dicks ⛷️🍆
-A 3 hour preaching session on a flight ✝️✈️
-The boxer who got his hair piece knocked off💈🥊

& MORE!
apple.co/2yPmdte / spoti.fi/2qSy1Gp / other pod places
February 9, 2026 at 4:33 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 10:12 AM
there goes the team zwift rides in the morning
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month - all accounts set to "teen-appropriate experience" by default www.theverge.com/tech/875309/...

discord.com/press-releas...
February 9, 2026 at 2:50 PM
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good morning family
February 9, 2026 at 1:29 PM
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I hate Mondays, but
February 9, 2026 at 12:54 PM
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Free Hangover Breakfast Burger at Carl's Jr My Rewards Members (today only, free to join) www.carlsjr.com
February 9, 2026 at 1:44 PM
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February 7, 2026 at 3:18 PM
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To be trapped in that narrow world, to be served pickup trucks and WalMarts and high school football and cheap beer basically remixed in slightly different combinations over & over & over again ... my god I would claw my face off.
Chris Cagle - Wal-Mart Parking Lot
YouTube video by ChrisCagleVEVO
www.youtube.com
February 9, 2026 at 7:04 AM
every day I live I learn something new
February 9, 2026 at 5:07 AM
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couldn't sleep so i made him sit down
February 8, 2026 at 9:26 AM
new Meyers Briggs just dropped
February 9, 2026 at 4:43 AM
how the fuck are you not gonna give the kicker that MVP award
February 9, 2026 at 3:43 AM