matt lynch
@colonelmortimer.bsky.social
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colonelmortimer.bsky.social
Subs do not appear to be hardcoded.
colonelmortimer.bsky.social
I'm not even kidding, the only games I was able to watch any of were 1 and 4, I just didn't want to be the problem.
colonelmortimer.bsky.social
I just want to take a little credit for this because I was not watching the game, I was just following the score online while Lauren watched Love is Blind. If I had been watching it would have jinxed.
colonelmortimer.bsky.social
When we were drinking it was Grand Moff Tarky
colonelmortimer.bsky.social
Will this game run longer than THE HISTORY OF THE SEATTLE MARINERS
colonelmortimer.bsky.social
Remember how when Tarkovsk was shooting the house burning down at the end of THE SACRIFICE but the camera jammed and well, shit, they just had to rebuild the house and do it again? I don't know why I'm thinking about that right now.
colonelmortimer.bsky.social
Oh hey it turns out I'm watching the long cut that keeps that scene and a bunch of others. Maybe that explains it! Definitely wouldn't want that scene removed.
colonelmortimer.bsky.social
For homework purposes rewatching the notoriously troubled and therefore poorly received 2010 THE WOLFMAN. Which is of course actually pretty fun! Joe Johnston one of the great pinch hitters. Looks and sounds terrific. I proclaim it extremely sturdy and unfairly dismissed.
colonelmortimer.bsky.social
I'm really enjoying my Everyone Else is Wrong old age.
colonelmortimer.bsky.social
We had it so good when Landmark was relatively thriving.
colonelmortimer.bsky.social
I've got no love for SIFF but this news really sucks.
eclectichutch.bsky.social
BREAKING: The SIFF Egyptian, the historic and beloved Capitol Hill movie theater, will not be reopening. After decades of bringing movie magic to Seattle audiences, the space will now permanently conclude operations under SIFF 📽️

My story for @seattletimes.com: www.seattletimes.com/entertainmen...
A person walks in front of the exterior of the building that was formerly the home for the SIFF Cinema Egyptian which will now be closing on a beautiful day in Seattle. Photo by Erika Schultz / The Seattle Times
colonelmortimer.bsky.social
Still rips! Especially on a giant screen. Plus we got a clip from FIRE AND ASH.
colonelmortimer.bsky.social
Bailing on the stupid M's game for some Payakan in full IMAX 3D HFR.
colonelmortimer.bsky.social
Really impressive bed-shitting from the Mariners today.
colonelmortimer.bsky.social
This appears to be a Region B German blu of RICOCHET in, at long last, correct OAR. Thanks to @mattmccrac.bsky.social for the heads up. www.blu-ray.com/movies/Ricoc...
colonelmortimer.bsky.social
You guys i don't know how else to tell you this, I thought TRON ARES was kind of pretty sick.
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outlawvern.bsky.social
It was very validating to talk to @colonelmortimer.bsky.social about THE SMASHING MACHINE because we're similarly befuddled about the choice to make a fake version of an existing documentary.
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vivaphysicalmedia.bsky.social
We're back with a mailbag and V IMPORTANT VIDEO STORE DAY INFORMATION!!!! Watch if you like learning about the coolest day of the year and also if you like seeing us open presents. youtu.be/1q9FfNS-j1U?...
VIVA! Physical Media MAILBAG! and Video Store Day info
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whateverokay.bsky.social
Listen to me and @colonelmortimer.bsky.social and come to Video Store Day!
vivaphysicalmedia.bsky.social
We're back with a mailbag and V IMPORTANT VIDEO STORE DAY INFORMATION!!!! Watch if you like learning about the coolest day of the year and also if you like seeing us open presents. youtu.be/1q9FfNS-j1U?...
VIVA! Physical Media MAILBAG! and Video Store Day info
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colonelmortimer.bsky.social
Reading a bunch of reviews of this and it's pretty amazing how much of them credit Safdie with its construction (positively or negatively). Like I'm sorry but I'd suggest that 70-80% of it is cribbed entirely from the doc.
colonelmortimer.bsky.social
I don't want to say I didn't like THE SMASHING MACHINE but I remain completely confused as to why you'd tell basically the exact same story as a very good documentary and shoot it like a documentary. Anyway I think the Hyams original is the superior work.
colonelmortimer.bsky.social
Doing the Wrap It Up gesture at my TV watching this game