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matt lynch
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Video store dirtbag.
November 26, 2025 at 3:45 AM
For some reason I've had Bob Ridgely in Boogie Nights going "Oh you think so Doctor?" stuck in my head all day.
November 26, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Put on the WICKED 2 screener and almost immediately turned it off when I remembered that No, I don't have to do this to myself.
November 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Sure the Vanity Fair thing was great but this Jim Cameron episode of The Town podcast is just terrific.
www.theringer.com/podcasts/the...
Part 1: James Cameron on ‘Avatar’ Misconceptions, AI’s Skynet Moment, and His Elon Musk Friendship - The Ringer
James Cameron joins for a wide-ranging conversation on the filmmaking of the ‘Avatar’ franchise, how it landed at Fox/Disney, motion-capture technology, the cost of CGI, the threat of AI, ...
www.theringer.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Whatever you think of either of them, DIE MY LOVE and TESTAMENT OF ANN LEE demand to be double featured this year.
November 25, 2025 at 6:35 AM
November 24, 2025 at 4:56 AM
You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it, Charlie Brown.
The World You Live In Is Just a Sugar-Coated Topping, Charlie Brown
Now go home and get your fucken’ shinebox, Charlie Brown...
November 24, 2025 at 2:55 AM
PTA bring Bill Macy back challenge
November 23, 2025 at 7:46 AM
I think Park should do the next Tim Robinson movie.
November 23, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Really liked ALPHA. A profoundly sad movie.
November 23, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Rewatching UNCUT GEMS in the wake of MARTY SUPREME. Both of these movies are good, and largely for the same reasons. And yet: hmm.
November 22, 2025 at 5:39 AM
CHRISTY really good, it's getting a raw deal.
November 22, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Movies that Time Forgot: WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT
November 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I continue to unironically insist that MANOS: THE HANDS OF FATE is genuine (if accidental) outsider art.
Which MST3K movie was actually the best *movie*? Which one has the most non-ironic fans and defenders.

Danger: Diabolique comes to mind (though certainly not the best of the Diabolique films). This Island Earth as well, since they had to pick something a bit more palatable for the theatrical film.
November 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Some Hashtag Screener Privilege complaining: Dude why are you sending me emails asking me to request your FYC links? Just send me the fucking links! I'm clearly already on your list!
November 21, 2025 at 11:55 PM
November 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I just want you to look at 2nd unit legend Alexander Witt's filmography and realize that he's one of those artists who has shaped modern action without anyone knowing his name.
m.imdb.com/name/nm09368...
November 21, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Justin Chang breaking out some of his best work in the pun department in his WICKED 2 review.
November 21, 2025 at 6:43 AM
I wouldn't claim it's actual intentional autocritique (maybe it is, what the fuck do I know?) but I continue to enjoy Cruise interrogating his on/off-screen persona, late Eastwood style.
First BTS look at Tom Cruise working with Alejandro G. Iñárritu on their new film.

It follows the most powerful man in the world, who tries to prove he is humanity’s savior before his own disaster destroys everything.
November 21, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Update, now you only have to go as far as Southcenter Mall or Lynnwood for a DCP of this. Still no shows scheduled for any of the downtown Seattle screens, and no 35 or 70 at @siffnews.bsky.social.
The state of Seattle cinema: as of now, if you want to see THE WHOLE BLOODY AFFAIR in a few weeks, you have to go to Federal Way.
November 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Josh Safdie very apparently a huge REAL GENIUS fan.
November 20, 2025 at 5:44 AM
After years of semi-old man-ish reluctance I finally bought bluetooth earbuds for my phone and frankly the kids were right all along.
November 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Looper
November 19, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Gave up on the IT show
November 19, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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IF I HAD LEGS I'D KICK YOU (2025) | D: Mary Bronstein #OnePerfectShot
November 19, 2025 at 4:28 AM