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coloradobeek.bsky.social
Antifa Spicy Beekeeper
@coloradobeek.bsky.social
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Doing it for the honey. 🐝🐔🍷🤓🐶💙 🇺🇦 #AnimalCaucus
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Antifa Spicy Beekeeper @coloradobeek.bsky.social · Jan 9
Welcome Meta and Xitter e-migrants.

Take a few days to get the feel of the place before stepping in quicksand.

Note, we have a few rules:

1. Don’t be a dick
2. Use Alt text on images
3. Use #CamelCaps on hashtags
4. Change your settings if you do/don’t want to see tits & ass
5. YMMV, see pt 1
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Antifa Spicy Beekeeper @coloradobeek.bsky.social · Dec 4
I've been using this lil tool to help me write alt-text for the websites I build for clients. It also helps with alt-text for GIFs and other images you bleet on here.

alttext.ai/r/1kv2
AI Alt Text Generator
Automatically generate image alt text using AI. Integrations for WordPress, Shopify, WooCommerce, Chrome, Contentful. Full developer API.
alttext.ai
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Antifa Spicy Beekeeper @coloradobeek.bsky.social · 6m
what did I miss?
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Gail Waldby ❌👑 @gailwaldby.bsky.social · 23m
#ICE #EugeneOR #Oregon
3:31 AM Good evening, We were informed today by Salem that ICE is in Eugene. We were warned that 50 to 100 cars came down 15. Went through Woodburn and Chemeketa. They will not be showing up as ICE but as CBP (Customs and Border Patrol). We unfortunately can't send out the information through our government email. I just wanted to give you heads up to share with all your contacts.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 7h
Apparently, ICE has set up a website to trap individuals attempting to do the right thing. Please exercise caution.
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Antifa Spicy Beekeeper @coloradobeek.bsky.social · 1d
Hmmm maybe the best news happened????
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Antifa Spicy Beekeeper @coloradobeek.bsky.social · 1d
Non adulting adulting. A friend is visiting and we’re drinking fruity drinks.
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Antifa Spicy Beekeeper @coloradobeek.bsky.social · 1d
a man in a suit and tie says " bring him the gabagool "
Alt: a man in a suit and tie says " bring him the gabagool "
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Antifa Spicy Beekeeper @coloradobeek.bsky.social · 2d
You know what we need more of? Handwritten letters.

I'm writing postcards for a local election and my hand is cramping. It takes concentration to write something vs type.

Maybe that's the solution to fixing the internet. Make people handwrite their shitposting, put a stamp on it and mail it.
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Antifa Spicy Beekeeper @coloradobeek.bsky.social · 2d
hoppy thanksgib!
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Antifa Spicy Beekeeper @coloradobeek.bsky.social · 3d
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair and says looks like you 're in quite a pickle
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair and says looks like you 're in quite a pickle
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Antifa Spicy Beekeeper @coloradobeek.bsky.social · 3d
Question: is there a drug that makes you think you live in a completely alternate reality? Because I think she’s on it.
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Antifa Spicy Beekeeper @coloradobeek.bsky.social · 3d
Do you have to report this as a campaign contribution?
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Antifa Spicy Beekeeper @coloradobeek.bsky.social · 4d
Ohhhh yeahhhhhh 🤤
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Antifa Spicy Beekeeper @coloradobeek.bsky.social · 4d
Just in case an alpaca wedding breaks out. You know, it could.
three alpacas wearing bow ties are walking down a path .
Alt: three alpacas wearing bow ties are walking down a path .
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Antifa Spicy Beekeeper @coloradobeek.bsky.social · 4d
This man needs to be Colorado’s next governor. Period.
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 4d
Colorado AG Phil Weiser (D) is calling on Coloradans to turn out en masse for Oct 18 demonstrations against President Trump’s use of the military in American cities. “Don’t be afraid,” Weiser said. “Don’t be afraid to show up.” #copolitics
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Antifa Spicy Beekeeper @coloradobeek.bsky.social · 4d
you might want to consider some fiber options 😂
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Antifa Spicy Beekeeper @coloradobeek.bsky.social · 4d
In this economy?

(yes this is sarcasm)
a man with a beard is asking how 's bragging camp going ?
Alt: a man with a beard is asking how 's bragging camp going ?
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Antifa Spicy Beekeeper @coloradobeek.bsky.social · 5d
So many 30+ papers written in undergrad, with a typewriter no less!
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Antifa Spicy Beekeeper @coloradobeek.bsky.social · 5d
I reached the age where I use a water pic. I am an old.
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Antifa Spicy Beekeeper @coloradobeek.bsky.social · 5d
Serious question: since we now have taxation without representation, when are we throwing tea into the proverbial harbor?
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Antifa Spicy Beekeeper @coloradobeek.bsky.social · 5d
yep, follow the money, it probably all leads back to the first felon
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Antifa Spicy Beekeeper @coloradobeek.bsky.social · 5d
I nearly spit out my drink reading this one
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Dreamweasel @dreamweasel.bsky.social · 5d
6. For some reason, we are not welcomed with open arms by residents of urban hellholes that we have been assigned to protect from other residents of these aforementioned urban hellholes

5. Nobody will explain what “pendejo” means
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Antifa Spicy Beekeeper @coloradobeek.bsky.social · 5d
oh we know
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Antifa Spicy Beekeeper @coloradobeek.bsky.social · 5d
no, no, no take backsies, I want off this wild ride
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Antifa Spicy Beekeeper @coloradobeek.bsky.social · 5d
oh my gosh, thank you! I am freeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
a woman with red hair is saying freedom
Alt: a woman with red hair is yelling FREEDOM!
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Antifa Spicy Beekeeper @coloradobeek.bsky.social · 5d
The Onion is the only news that will tackle these hard hitting pieces.

theonion.com/dolly-parton...
Dolly Parton Shares Video Confirming Sister A Shit-Stirring Bitch
BRENTWOOD, TN—Taking to Instagram to address recent concerns from her fans, country music icon Dolly Parton shared a video Thursday in which she confirmed her sister is a shit-stirring bitch. “Hey y’a...
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