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Spicy Antifa Beekeeper
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Doing it for the honey. 🐝🐔🍷🤓🐶💙 🇺🇦 #AnimalCaucus
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Welcome Meta and Xitter e-migrants.

Take a few days to get the feel of the place before stepping in quicksand.

Note, we have a few rules:

1. Don’t be a dick
2. Use Alt text on images
3. Use #CamelCaps on hashtags
4. Change your settings if you do/don’t want to see tits & ass
5. YMMV, see pt 1
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i'll be on the streets tmrw.
it's snowing outside.
my ESA dog & only family died a few days ago.
i can't live in a car sans title (takes at least 8 wks to arrive).

i have no delusions that i'll be able to raise enough to pay for an indoor stay thru Dec by 12/5.
but if you can help, i'd be thankful.
December 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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#AnimalCaucus friends — if everyone could consider chip in a little bit of their cash monies. I know we often ask and you often share but everything counts especially during times of grief and homelessness
i'll be on the streets tmrw.
it's snowing outside.
my ESA dog & only family died a few days ago.
i can't live in a car sans title (takes at least 8 wks to arrive).

i have no delusions that i'll be able to raise enough to pay for an indoor stay thru Dec by 12/5.
but if you can help, i'd be thankful.
December 7, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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Reposting this since it's Sunday and someone might feel the love. Or need a Christmas gift.
Thanks, peeps.
#kikorangi
#handknitting
#handspinning
🧶🇳🇿
🧵
Hi all
It's coming up for Christmas and I've run out of money so am putting out the begging bowl. Not least because I need to get the spousal unit a bottle of whiskey for supporting me through the aftermath of my accident.
December 6, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Remora House needs tents in DC. It’s actually important to move on these requests quickly because of need, supply chain issues, and how manufacturers manipulate prices. Let’s do this for folks without housing in one of the most militarized places in the US.
‼️Donations Needed‼️

Extreme cold & snow incoming as the city continues to clear camps during hypothermia alerts.

We need tents!!! If able order from our WL or donate so we an order

WL: tinyurl.com/remorahousew...

Cashap: $RemoraHouseDC

Givebutter:
givebutter.com/remorahouse

Love & solidarity
Support Remora House
By Remora House
givebutter.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Not The Onion
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 4, 2025 at 8:39 PM
December 4, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Help a #AnimalCaucus friend out
🧵
Hi all
It's coming up for Christmas and I've run out of money so am putting out the begging bowl. Not least because I need to get the spousal unit a bottle of whiskey for supporting me through the aftermath of my accident.
December 4, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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🚨 EMEGENCY🚨
FOSTER needed ASAP
⬇️🦮
2 yr old Pup
Famous

on DEATH row
East Coast
Need 🚨
Foster/adopt
even if temporary
to save his life

➡️Please RE-POST ⬅️
He needs SM exposure
to ➡️stay ALive

Rescue pays⬇️
to transport to Ur🏠
food/vet expenses

NY NJ NH NE ME MD
DC DE CT PA VA RI VT
Our sweet baby Famous was dumped back at #nycacc apparently his adopter didn’t intro him to his new sibling and didn’t give him tine 2decompress. He will be killed quickly! I had tons of peeps that wanted him the 1st round- hopefully you’re still out there! Pls repost him! #Sundayvibes
December 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I is shamed
December 2, 2025 at 8:41 PM
@profanity.accountant judge me like one of your French girls
December 2, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Hi everybody,

It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.

Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.

This is, somehow, feasible.

So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
Join The Onion
Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
membership.theonion.com
November 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I’ve had to switch orgs in Teams on a Mac to get to another meeting more than one time resulting in a spiraling loop of login/logout and even then I only wanted to hurt Tim Apple and Bill Gates for the trouble
Brother I have fucked with all manner of compter shite for decades and never once did misusing the software make me kill myself and I installed Windows 3.1 on a 286.
OpenAI has responded to a landmark wrongful death lawsuit, claiming that a teen who died by suicide after talking to ChatGPT misused the software. More:
www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
November 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I remember when being too enthusiastic would ruin your political career
November 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Soli also doubles as a space heater on cold winter nights!
Meet Soli!
This wonderful pup is ready for adventure! His Siberian Husky mix makes him a great companion for outdoor activities, will you become his forever family?
💙🐶
Head to the Philadelphia @PSPCA to ask about this sweet pup!
🐾
#AdoptDontShop
🐾
November 18, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Do you like snuggles? Do you like booping dog noses? Pluto is your dog!
Meet Pluto!
He is a smart and energetic dog who is ready for a loving forever home.
🐾
He loves to learn new tricks and commands, and will work hard to earn those treats! He's also a total softie who loves belly rubs and snuggles.
Look for him at the Philadelphia
www.pspca.org

#AdoptDontShop
💙🐶🐾
November 18, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Imagine how soft her ears are, and how much she would love you to rub her belleh
Meet Rosy!
She's a bit shy at first, but once you earn her trust, she'll warm up to you in no time. She’s been waiting for a chance to feel safe and loved for so long, will you be her #ForeverHome?
Visit the Philadelphia PSPCA for details!
www.pspca.org
#AdoptDontShop
💕🐶🐾
November 18, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Sosa has been waiting for too long for her hooman. Please go rescue this sweet gurl.
Sweet 5 year old Sosa is a retired service K9 in search of a #ForeverHome. She is very energetic and highly skilled.
Head to the Philadelphia PSPCA to adopt this incredible pup!
www.pspca.org

#AdoptDontShop
💙🐶🐾
November 18, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Not to brag or anything but I got a nose #Boop from a 7 year old, so I guess you can say that I'm a really big deal
November 15, 2025 at 4:11 PM
This is terrible. Why didn't I think of this first?
a “Space Force”, if you will
we need a department of kerning
November 13, 2025 at 3:24 PM
At first glance I thought this was a robot worshiping the sky
3fz.org Asa @3fz.org · 26d
November 12, 2025 at 6:43 PM
*heavy breathing*
November 11, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Most ppl can have an HSA _right now_. It's not a replacement for health insurance, it's a pretax way of paying for everything you owe out of pocket because the "insurance" plans suck ass and cover little. He knows this but he wants to crash the market. Rick Scott can fuck off.
Rick Scott told me his plan would be to take all of the remaining ACA subsidies and redistribute them to HSA accounts and people can then buy whatever insurance a state certifies. Basically a repeal/replace.
He denied when I asked wouldn’t that create two-tiered system where sick pay much more…
November 11, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Sosa spent her life making sure we are safe, now she needs someone to keep her safe
Sweet 5 year old Sosa is a retired service K9 in search of a #ForeverHome. She is very energetic and highly skilled.
Head to the Philadelphia PSPCA to adopt this incredible pup!
www.pspca.org

#AdoptDontShop
💙🐶🐾
November 11, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Rosy needs a friend, is it you?
Meet Rosy!
She's a bit shy at first, but once you earn her trust, she'll warm up to you in no time. She’s been waiting for a chance to feel safe and loved for so long, will you be her #ForeverHome?
Visit the Philadelphia PSPCA for details!
www.pspca.org
#AdoptDontShop
💕🐶🐾
November 11, 2025 at 3:07 AM