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*Cosmo(Ew/Yuck): Bane of Therapists *Content warning: If you're offended by anything, don't follow me. *Federally funded certified schizophrenic. *ADHD and persistent anxiety. *EDS and lupus spoonie. *Cat. *Adults only. *I am absolutely not responsible.

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 1d

I don't have a dog, so I have to do all of my barking at the mailman myself.

Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 16m

a cartoon of a spider man with the words everybody gets one

Alt: a cartoon of a spider man with the words everybody gets one

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 33m

My cup runneth over, what a waste.

Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 39m

Hey shady baby, I'm hot like the prodigal son.

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RetiredBPDmurdercop @chiefmlt.bsky.social · 20h

Although exceptionally accurate, the new Presidential portrait has enraged the Trump administration.

Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 45m

There's the problem that if they send thoughts and prayers about school shootings they're not going to give a damn who's fucking the kids.

Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 55m

🎶Awoooo! Werefrogs of Portland 🎵

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 1h

dying of dysentery sounds delightful right about now tbh

Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 1h

Dysentery is when you give your last shit.

Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 1h

I wish they made little rockets that I could ride coyote style.

Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 1h

AA? You mean Monsters Inc?

Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 1h

Remember, your chain mail should be on the outside of your bullet-proof vest.

Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 1h

It was the best of times.

It was the worst tof times.

🐸🐸🐸

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Manny Suazo @smokyburnout.bsky.social · 5h

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a cartoon of a man in a frog costume talking to a woman

ALT: a cartoon of a man in a frog costume talking to a woman

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Rebecca Lambert (She/Her) ♾️🐭🍉 @ladyliminal.bsky.social · 21h

😂😂😂

Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 1h

Well, it's settled. I'm going to continue not to use tiktok.

Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 1h

It's so hard to make friends as an adult.

toilet with a sign that says life is short lick the bowl

Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 1h

I didn't realize they were flying fucks and left the cage door too loose.

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 1d

I'm circumcised and it doesn't affect my trains in the slightest.

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 1d

I don't have a dog, so I have to do all of my barking at the mailman myself.

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 14d

Tylenol: Extra strength Epsteinaminophen

Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 1h

"You want socialism"

No shit Sherlock.

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Eric Alper @thatericalper.com · 3h

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Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 @disentingcat.bsky.social · 3h

Mama, just killed a mouse...
(A cat with a big black mustache)

Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 2h

Getting drunk with a capybara and other blatant lies to get out of social events.

Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 2h

[Motorcycle passenger]

*stands up and pisses into the convertible in the next lane*