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Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution

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Software Engineer | Egalitarian Marxist | Spockist 🖖 End Capitalism Abolish Cops Dissolve State Eliminate Class Once you wrap your mind around the enormity of the lies you're told your whole life, the whole world will look different. Typos are Gboard's.

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Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution @cptjinglepants.bsky.social · Oct 23

How to #revolution:

Step 1:
Organize resources to support a few thousand people to go on strike.

Step 2:
Organize a strike for Teamsters and rail workers.

Step 3:
Hold your ground. The economy will crash in under a week.

Step 4:
Come to the bargaining table.

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Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution @cptjinglepants.bsky.social · 2h

This is correct. It's time people start showing ICE that if they don't show their badge and face, they're just a civilian abducting another... And what would you do if you witnessed a civilian abducting another?

Living in a neoliberal dystopian hellscape @breakify.bsky.social · 6h

There's only one way that you're going to stop ICE from abducting people in the streets, and it's not by passively filming them, or holding up signs to let them know how much you disapprove of their actions.

This is a game of fear. They'll act with impunity until they think you won't let them.

Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution @cptjinglepants.bsky.social · 2h

He didn't. In fact, Putin pointed out that the prize has "lost prestige" because it's been given out to warmongers.

Honesty is going to go a lot further than gaslighting. I think we've all had enough.

Truth will hold up to scrutiny. Disabling replies is an admitting what you said won't.

Social media post from the account "Noel Casler Comedy" on Bluesky (@noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social). The post reads: "Pro Tip: If Vladimir Putin says you deserve the Nobel Peace Prize you DO NOT deserve the Nobel Peace Prize." The timestamp indicates it was posted on October 10, 2025, at 10:40 AM. Below the post, there is a status that says "Replies disabled," highlighted with a green background.

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Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution @cptjinglepants.bsky.social · 2h

Will this do?
www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/...

Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution @cptjinglepants.bsky.social · 2h

Let me see what I can find... 🤷‍♂️

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Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution @cptjinglepants.bsky.social · 2h

#Revolution

Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 5h

Military families on day 9 of the shutdown lining up at the food bank

Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution @cptjinglepants.bsky.social · 2h

This wouldn't be the first pro-people bill to die on Newsom's desk.

The one that blew my mind was the net neutrality bill. Even today there's no net neutrality, and you can thank the dastardly duo Newsom & Pai for that.

CA's net neutrality bill would have set the standard for the whole nation.

More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 17h

There's a bill on Gavin Newsom's desk right now that would stop monopoly utility companies from adding the costs of their lobbying and PR campaigns into customers' bills.

It's unclear if Newsome will sign the bill, despite 93% of voters agreeing with its premise.

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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 3h

www.solidarities.org/blog/the-nob...

The Nobel Peace Prize is a Joke — Solidarities

The Nobel Peace Prize has repeatedly been awarded to warmongers and imperialists while passing over the likes of Ghandi and Dorothy Day. Giving Barack Obama the prize is only the latest case discredi...

www.solidarities.org

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Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution @cptjinglepants.bsky.social · 3h

I grew up thinking they were the "smarter" people. It took until I was an adult living in the shitstorm they helped create before I realized what a bunch of dupes they are. Conservatives too. All dupes.

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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 3h

Ben Norton
Venezuela's far-right US-funded opposition leader María Corina Machado loves Israel. In 2018, she sent a letter asking genocidal criminal Netanyahu to militarily intervene to overthrow President Maduro.

Maduro strongly supports Palestine, condemning Israel as a fascist regime

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Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution @cptjinglepants.bsky.social · 3h

If they didn't hoard all that wealth to begin with, there wouldn't be a reason for charity.

Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution @cptjinglepants.bsky.social · 3h

You voted for someone who wants to assist in murdering a million children, and because she'd do it with more class, you believe that's somehow different.

You're justifying Nazi shit under one leader, and condemning it under another.

Hypocrite 🤡

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ameri-commie 🇵🇸 ☭ @satmarxism.bsky.social · 3h

open.substack.com/pub/swimagai... THE GLORIOUS OCTOBER REVOLUTION: Part 1 is LIVE.
They tell you 1917 was a coup.
They're lying. It was a NECESSITY. You cant understand 1917 without understanding the prison it escaped.
Tsarist Russia wasn't just backward. It was a continent-sized feudal plantation.

the Glorious October Revolution: Part 1 "The Rotten Foundation of Tsarism and Serfdom"

They called it an empire. It was a plantation. The story of how Tsarism's brutal backwardness forged its own gravediggers.

open.substack.com

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Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution @cptjinglepants.bsky.social · 3h

I know I'm going to get a rash of shit for this, but I'm pretty sure if we had just done nothing instead of how we handled COVID, we would probably been far better off.

Angie Rasmussen @angierasmussen.bsky.social · 6h

I don’t know who needs to hear this but the CDC is being eviscerated right now. America is not going to have any kind of outbreak response capacity after tonight. Americans’ health data is no longer secure. Say goodbye to federal public health in any capacity. It’s a disaster. We won’t recover.

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Lisa the Antifascist “Leftist”🇦🇺 @lisatellstruth.bsky.social · 1d

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Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution @cptjinglepants.bsky.social · 4h

Nobody is paying the bill. That's why it's getting bigger, not smaller.

Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution @cptjinglepants.bsky.social · 4h

He's not all that smart, obviously. Plus I hate when people don't know when do use "less" and "fewer".

I'm sure those children are tired of being called lesser.

Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution @cptjinglepants.bsky.social · 4h

There was never a ship to steer. 😏

Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution @cptjinglepants.bsky.social · 4h

Rock on.

Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution @cptjinglepants.bsky.social · 4h

"Fascism came without a mask and Americans shrugged."

"The people were so uneducated, they would believe the lies of the government over the evidence of their own eyes."

"They chose profits over lives."

"Wealthiest county in history buckled under its own weight."

Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution @cptjinglepants.bsky.social · 4h

Pretty good idea. You don't need a fake badge or anything.

Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution @cptjinglepants.bsky.social · 4h

I really hope a lot more people are growing food than I believe.

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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 5h

www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...

Rebutting centrist excuses for why their political results are the exact opposite of their promises.

You’ve heard the anti-progressive advice for Democrats so many times by now by conservative media, mainstream media, even moderate Democrats like The Liberal Patriot, Jonathan Chait, and Matt Yglesias...

www.dailykos.com

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Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution @cptjinglepants.bsky.social · 5h

I'll take payment in bodiless heads.

BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 15h

It's time for the rich to pay.

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dictatorship of the proletariat now @imperialismsucks.bsky.social · 11h

Nafo are literally nazis

Timothy Snyder @timothysnyder.bsky.social · 2d

Please join me in raising funds for medical cargo buses and trucks with electric jamming for brigades of Ukraine's Khartiia Corps. These automobiles make the difference between whether people survive or not. We can do something very specific and meaningful to help.
www.help99.co/patches/timo...

Timothy Snyder: Freedom is Action

Professor Timothy Snyder – a prominent voice of freedom, teams up with NAFO to fundraise for ten trucks and ten cargo buses with anti-drone jamming systems. These will transport and protect those who ...

www.help99.co

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dictatorship of the proletariat now @imperialismsucks.bsky.social · 7h

www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJyi...
2 parts.
The real founders of ANTIFA. Enjoy.

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