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Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution

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Software Engineer | Egalitarian Marxist | Spockist 🖖 End Capitalism Abolish Cops Dissolve State Eliminate Class Once you wrap your mind around the enormity of the lies you're told your whole life, the whole world will look different. Typos are Gboard's.

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Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution @cptjinglepants.bsky.social · Oct 23

How to #revolution:

Step 1:
Organize resources to support a few thousand people to go on strike.

Step 2:
Organize a strike for Teamsters and rail workers.

Step 3:
Hold your ground. The economy will crash in under a week.

Step 4:
Come to the bargaining table.

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Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution @cptjinglepants.bsky.social · 15m

I know what you mean. I didn't get red-pilled until about 12 years ago. Up until then I consumed whatever bullshit the MSM fed me.

Better late than never. Following geopolitics and global finance is now one of my passions because I'm using it as a roadmap on how to prepare for tomorrow's austerity.

Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution @cptjinglepants.bsky.social · 17m

Such a good analogy.

Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution @cptjinglepants.bsky.social · 19m

At least the Pinto needed to be rear-ended. LOL You just have to drive the Ferrari hard to get it to catch fire.

Though, fire isn't very likely since most Ferrari owners drive their cars like mobility scooters.

Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution @cptjinglepants.bsky.social · 3h

I think it's possible, but unlikely Hamas killed any civilians on purpose.

I remember watching the video at the concert and the IDF were forcing the civilians to advance towards the shooting with them, using them as decoys and/or shields.

Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution @cptjinglepants.bsky.social · 3h

Are you sure? Maybe they put match heads on the tips of the bullets! LOL

Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution @cptjinglepants.bsky.social · 3h

I was going to say "Rick & Morty" but they fucked that up, right along with Solar Opposites.

a group of cartoon characters standing in front of a sign that says lower decks !

ALT: a group of cartoon characters standing in front of a sign that says lower decks !

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Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution @cptjinglepants.bsky.social · 3h

Who knows anything about cars and would want any Ferrari made in the last 35 years?

Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution @cptjinglepants.bsky.social · 3h

And I hope they all swing by the neck.

Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution @cptjinglepants.bsky.social · 3h

You'd think that. But it's the opposite.

While the middle class shrinks, a lot of that money is inventing new millionaires and billionaires, consolidating more money from the many into the hands of the few.

There's more rich people today than ever before.

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Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution @cptjinglepants.bsky.social · 3h

Cute cars that are built like shit and catch fire when you push them. LOL

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Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution @cptjinglepants.bsky.social · 3h

LOL good.

Fuck Ferrari.

Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution @cptjinglepants.bsky.social · 3h

This would be the exact reason to release the game.

If game developers are afraid to exercise their freedom of speech over sales, it's only further proof that capitalism is what destroys any semblance of democracy.

Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution @cptjinglepants.bsky.social · 3h

No. That network is a mess.

Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution @cptjinglepants.bsky.social · 3h

I'd like some receipts, Bob.

Not one city in the US is without lead in the water.

There's non-stop financial fraud: 2007 crash, Zelle scams, banks refusing to protect your money, etc.

WHAT FUCKING HEALTHCARE?!

US Govt doesn't work for us. It's scientifically classified as a corporate oligarchy.

Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 4h

Our nation's federal employees are more than just numbers on a spreadsheet.

They make sure we have clean water.

They protect us from financial fraud.

They provide healthcare to our communities.

They make our government actually work for people.

Do not forget this.

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Kaz ☭ 🇵🇸 @kaz01.bsky.social · 22h

By selling reddit gold from your mom’s basement, you want to stop Russia so badly go to the frontlines of Ukraine.

Jaanus K 🌻🇪🇪🇪🇺🇺🇦🇬🇪 @jaanus.bsky.social · Nov 9

I am a NAFO dog in 🇪🇪

NAFO has two jobs: fighting russian poison and lies, and collecting material assistance for 🇺🇦 defenders

This account is only about these two things

Helping Ukraine rid itself of russia is the biggest cause of our lifetime

Все буде Україна 🇺🇦☀️🌻

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Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution @cptjinglepants.bsky.social · 4h

Why would anyone be so proud to be a brown shirt fascist?

This is the same shit as Gestapo recruits bragging about joining the Nazis in an official capacity.

Might as well join ICE while you're at it.

Jaanus K 🌻🇪🇪🇪🇺🇺🇦🇬🇪 @jaanus.bsky.social · Nov 9

Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution @cptjinglepants.bsky.social · 4h

That's colonialism at its heart: Take over everything and if anyone objects, remove them from the equation.

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Jeff @justifiedmeh.mehcorp.net · 11h

It is literally the most American thing. They've been doing it for most of our history.

Hell, during the Russian Revolution, they were jailing people just for sympathizing with people who didn't want to live under a Tsar.

Our history is built on imprisoning or killing or political enemies.

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Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution @cptjinglepants.bsky.social · 4h

FULLY agree. I wasn't excusing anyone of anything. I was just pointing out the dumb psychology of it.

If humans continued what Nazis did to handicapped people (for example), we would have ignored, or destroyed, great minds like Steven Hawking's.

Also, I'm not tall. I know the difficulties there.

Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution @cptjinglepants.bsky.social · 4h

Yeah, and that's making this extra frustrating.

Liberals are super happy to rehabilitate old conservative war mongers, and fully excuse or ignore any war crimes from democrats.

My memory sucks, but even I remember these things. I'm a pot head that can remember this shit. It's not hard.

Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution @cptjinglepants.bsky.social · 4h

I was thinking about doing something similar.

Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution @cptjinglepants.bsky.social · 4h

🎯

It was only a matter of time.

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Lisa the Antifascist “Leftist”🇦🇺 @lisatellstruth.bsky.social · 17h

Nowhere to hide anymore
Internet 🛜 makes everything accessible & sharable

Which is why many oppressive, corrupt or conservative folk seek to control it & to monitor us “dirty lefties”

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Ireland against Fascism @irlagainstfascism.bsky.social · 9h

1️⃣So while politicians from all over the world patt themselves on the back now, lets not for a moment forget that the majority of politicians said this, not just these four.
(World leaders, journalists, politicians etc)
Some later changed their minds thankfully. Others went silent, sort of

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Jan Rosenow @janrosenow.bsky.social · 18h

China ≠ just coal plants and solar exports. The deeper shift: electrifying everything it can. Strategic, because China relies on imported fossil fuels. Coal is still king in the power mix—for now. But the balance is changing year by year.

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