Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution
@cptjinglepants.bsky.social
Software Engineer | Marxist | Spockist 🖖
End Capitalism
Abolish Police
Dissolve State
Eliminate Class
Once you wrap your mind around the enormity of the lies you've been told your whole life, the whole world will look different.
#CriticalThinking
End Capitalism
Abolish Police
Dissolve State
Eliminate Class
Once you wrap your mind around the enormity of the lies you've been told your whole life, the whole world will look different.
#CriticalThinking
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How to #revolution:
Step 1:
Organize resources to support a few thousand people to go on strike.
Step 2:
Organize a strike for Teamsters and rail workers.
Step 3:
Hold your ground. The economy will crash in under a week.
Step 4:
Come to the bargaining table.
Step 1:
Organize resources to support a few thousand people to go on strike.
Step 2:
Organize a strike for Teamsters and rail workers.
Step 3:
Hold your ground. The economy will crash in under a week.
Step 4:
Come to the bargaining table.
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Americans aren’t completely hopeless — they’re smothered. A society crushed by debt, propaganda, and wage-slavery won’t dream of revolution… until the system finally cracks, and then the flood comes all at once.
December 2, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Americans aren’t completely hopeless — they’re smothered. A society crushed by debt, propaganda, and wage-slavery won’t dream of revolution… until the system finally cracks, and then the flood comes all at once.
Russia tried to do peace talks. Boris Johnson got in the way. Then Russia tried again, and the US got in the way.
Russia has tried since the beginning (after all, they were provoked by the US), so it's always been up to the Western nations to allow the war to stop.
Russia has tried since the beginning (after all, they were provoked by the US), so it's always been up to the Western nations to allow the war to stop.
🇺🇦President Zelenskyy: Russia started this war and Russia is the only country that can stop this war.
December 2, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Russia tried to do peace talks. Boris Johnson got in the way. Then Russia tried again, and the US got in the way.
Russia has tried since the beginning (after all, they were provoked by the US), so it's always been up to the Western nations to allow the war to stop.
Russia has tried since the beginning (after all, they were provoked by the US), so it's always been up to the Western nations to allow the war to stop.
Capitalism makes this possible.
If the workers were the boss, the laborers would decide how much money management makes.
Worker co-ops are actual socialism, bringing real democracy to the workplace, replacing the tired corotate dictatorship we've grown so used to dealing with.
#Socialism
If the workers were the boss, the laborers would decide how much money management makes.
Worker co-ops are actual socialism, bringing real democracy to the workplace, replacing the tired corotate dictatorship we've grown so used to dealing with.
#Socialism
Reminder that Starbucks’ CEO made 6,666x more than the company's median employee in 2024.
This was the widest CEO-to-Worker pay gap in the entire S&P 500.
And we're supposed to believe Starbucks can't afford to bargain a fair contract with its unionized workers?
This was the widest CEO-to-Worker pay gap in the entire S&P 500.
And we're supposed to believe Starbucks can't afford to bargain a fair contract with its unionized workers?
December 2, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Capitalism makes this possible.
If the workers were the boss, the laborers would decide how much money management makes.
Worker co-ops are actual socialism, bringing real democracy to the workplace, replacing the tired corotate dictatorship we've grown so used to dealing with.
#Socialism
If the workers were the boss, the laborers would decide how much money management makes.
Worker co-ops are actual socialism, bringing real democracy to the workplace, replacing the tired corotate dictatorship we've grown so used to dealing with.
#Socialism
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This #CyberMonday, we’re asking the six largest Buy Now, Pay Later lenders to increase transparency about their products and business practices.
December 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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Because it's true.
If we all know this nation is the ultra-capitalist hellhole that it is and that crap isn't working for us, and #socialism is the antithesis of #capitalism, it seems obvious that people will support the thing they know counters this mess.
If we all know this nation is the ultra-capitalist hellhole that it is and that crap isn't working for us, and #socialism is the antithesis of #capitalism, it seems obvious that people will support the thing they know counters this mess.
More and more people are saying the solution to most of these problems is socialism
December 2, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Because it's true.
If we all know this nation is the ultra-capitalist hellhole that it is and that crap isn't working for us, and #socialism is the antithesis of #capitalism, it seems obvious that people will support the thing they know counters this mess.
If we all know this nation is the ultra-capitalist hellhole that it is and that crap isn't working for us, and #socialism is the antithesis of #capitalism, it seems obvious that people will support the thing they know counters this mess.
The problem isn't ee-bikes or registration. Registration wouldn't even change anything.
The problem is that we don't have a pedestrian-friendly infrastructure. Our infrastructure is built around the idea that motorists must be catered to.
The problem is that we don't have a pedestrian-friendly infrastructure. Our infrastructure is built around the idea that motorists must be catered to.
Unregulated e-bikes are a growing danger on American streets. In one Bay Area town, a terrible accident finally led to reform. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/30/m...
December 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
The problem isn't ee-bikes or registration. Registration wouldn't even change anything.
The problem is that we don't have a pedestrian-friendly infrastructure. Our infrastructure is built around the idea that motorists must be catered to.
The problem is that we don't have a pedestrian-friendly infrastructure. Our infrastructure is built around the idea that motorists must be catered to.
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If they were actually paying attention, they wouldn't vote for Democrats or Republicans.
If Americans are paying attention, they'll never vote for another Republican again.
Ever.
It's abuse.
Ever.
It's abuse.
December 2, 2025 at 12:34 AM
If they were actually paying attention, they wouldn't vote for Democrats or Republicans.
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CAPITALISM IS THE PROBLEM
#USPOL #USA #us #uspoli #poli #politics #cdnpoli #canada #MidasMighty #Politics-matter #PoliticsNation #america #anticapitalism #anticapitalist #capitalismkills #killCapitalism #capitalism #abolishcapitalism #fuckcapitalism #SocialJustice #ethics #FalseConsciousness
#USPOL #USA #us #uspoli #poli #politics #cdnpoli #canada #MidasMighty #Politics-matter #PoliticsNation #america #anticapitalism #anticapitalist #capitalismkills #killCapitalism #capitalism #abolishcapitalism #fuckcapitalism #SocialJustice #ethics #FalseConsciousness
December 1, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Daily reminder: The billionaires stealing all of our money is the reason why we're suffering.
It's not the jews, antifa, Muslims, Latinos, Hispanics, African Americans, transpeople, DEI, "wokeness", CRT, etc.
It's the fucking billionaires!
Something needs to be done!
It's not the jews, antifa, Muslims, Latinos, Hispanics, African Americans, transpeople, DEI, "wokeness", CRT, etc.
It's the fucking billionaires!
Something needs to be done!
December 1, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Daily reminder: The billionaires stealing all of our money is the reason why we're suffering.
It's not the jews, antifa, Muslims, Latinos, Hispanics, African Americans, transpeople, DEI, "wokeness", CRT, etc.
It's the fucking billionaires!
Something needs to be done!
It's not the jews, antifa, Muslims, Latinos, Hispanics, African Americans, transpeople, DEI, "wokeness", CRT, etc.
It's the fucking billionaires!
Something needs to be done!
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There’s no reforming capitalism. It must be destroyed
Daily reminder: The billionaires stealing all of our money is the reason why we're suffering.
It's not the jews, antifa, Muslims, Latinos, Hispanics, African Americans, transpeople, DEI, "wokeness", CRT, etc.
It's the fucking billionaires!
Something needs to be done!
It's not the jews, antifa, Muslims, Latinos, Hispanics, African Americans, transpeople, DEI, "wokeness", CRT, etc.
It's the fucking billionaires!
Something needs to be done!
December 1, 2025 at 8:33 PM
There’s no reforming capitalism. It must be destroyed
More fascism. The "Real ID" is a tracking system.
There's no reason why a state govt-issued ID is less "real" than the federal "Real ID", nor is there a good reason why verification takes longer or costs more.
This is to force people into consenting to more tracking through economic bullying.
There's no reason why a state govt-issued ID is less "real" than the federal "Real ID", nor is there a good reason why verification takes longer or costs more.
This is to force people into consenting to more tracking through economic bullying.
TSA announces increase in fee for not using a Real ID
YouTube video by ABC News
youtu.be
December 1, 2025 at 7:40 PM
More fascism. The "Real ID" is a tracking system.
There's no reason why a state govt-issued ID is less "real" than the federal "Real ID", nor is there a good reason why verification takes longer or costs more.
This is to force people into consenting to more tracking through economic bullying.
There's no reason why a state govt-issued ID is less "real" than the federal "Real ID", nor is there a good reason why verification takes longer or costs more.
This is to force people into consenting to more tracking through economic bullying.
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I would be less angry if our government admitted they're bombing brown people for oil again. Bullshit "narcoterrorist" rhetoric is more infuriating.
Our government is a narcoterrorist organization.
Our government is a narcoterrorist organization.
December 1, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I would be less angry if our government admitted they're bombing brown people for oil again. Bullshit "narcoterrorist" rhetoric is more infuriating.
Our government is a narcoterrorist organization.
Our government is a narcoterrorist organization.
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The Sortition website is finally switched over to anonymous Njalla servers, allowing us a 100% anonymous web presence. This, and our TOR service, are both major steps towards getting the Sortition off of corporate systems, helping limit corporate and government interference.
communistsortition.org
communistsortition.org
Communist Sortition
communistsortition.org
November 30, 2025 at 10:48 PM
The Sortition website is finally switched over to anonymous Njalla servers, allowing us a 100% anonymous web presence. This, and our TOR service, are both major steps towards getting the Sortition off of corporate systems, helping limit corporate and government interference.
communistsortition.org
communistsortition.org
I make at least 1 loaf of bread a week, and I do it with a toaster oven.
Making bread is exceptionally easy. Why do we need bread makers?
Making bread is exceptionally easy. Why do we need bread makers?
Do I deserve a bread machine?
December 1, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I make at least 1 loaf of bread a week, and I do it with a toaster oven.
Making bread is exceptionally easy. Why do we need bread makers?
Making bread is exceptionally easy. Why do we need bread makers?
This wouldn't happen under socialism. This is something that only occurs under capitalism and its predecessor feudalism.
If your boss controls your time off, wouldn't it make sense that you and your coworkers were the boss, and not some do-nothing stealing the lion's share of your labor?
If your boss controls your time off, wouldn't it make sense that you and your coworkers were the boss, and not some do-nothing stealing the lion's share of your labor?
96% of the highest-paid workers in the US have paid sick days.
Just 38% of the lowest-paid workers get them — including the thousands of retail workers working this holiday weekend.
Only in America do we call working people ‘essential’ but deny them paid sick leave.
Just 38% of the lowest-paid workers get them — including the thousands of retail workers working this holiday weekend.
Only in America do we call working people ‘essential’ but deny them paid sick leave.
The Hidden Costs of Denying Paid Sick Leave
Robert Reich
www.youtube.com
December 1, 2025 at 6:34 AM
This wouldn't happen under socialism. This is something that only occurs under capitalism and its predecessor feudalism.
If your boss controls your time off, wouldn't it make sense that you and your coworkers were the boss, and not some do-nothing stealing the lion's share of your labor?
If your boss controls your time off, wouldn't it make sense that you and your coworkers were the boss, and not some do-nothing stealing the lion's share of your labor?
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Hey Liberals! Putin hates this book, you should totally read it.
Give the🖕🏼to Putin. Read State and Revolution now!
Give the🖕🏼to Putin. Read State and Revolution now!
Russia: Marxists face 20-year sentences for studying Lenin’s “State and Revolution”! www.idcommunism.com/2025/11/russ...
Russia: Marxists face 20-year sentences for studying Lenin’s “State and Revolution”!
A new peak of anti-communist repression is unfolding in today's Russia. On 25 November 2025, during the closing hearings at the Central Military Court
www.idcommunism.com
November 30, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Hey Liberals! Putin hates this book, you should totally read it.
Give the🖕🏼to Putin. Read State and Revolution now!
Give the🖕🏼to Putin. Read State and Revolution now!
No. This, again, is running on "I'm not Trump".
That didn't work for "the most qualified" empty suit in history, so why would that work this time?
This is Trump's last term. Thus, bad advice.
Pick some policies people want, don't compromise them into pointlessness, and run on *that*.
That didn't work for "the most qualified" empty suit in history, so why would that work this time?
This is Trump's last term. Thus, bad advice.
Pick some policies people want, don't compromise them into pointlessness, and run on *that*.
The president is a political cartoon of corruption come to life, a gaudy grifter who is selling off pardons and lining his pockets, building a golden ballroom and protecting his fellow sex predator elites, all the while regular Americans are suffering and struggling to make ends meet.
Run on *that*
Run on *that*
November 30, 2025 at 8:29 PM
No. This, again, is running on "I'm not Trump".
That didn't work for "the most qualified" empty suit in history, so why would that work this time?
This is Trump's last term. Thus, bad advice.
Pick some policies people want, don't compromise them into pointlessness, and run on *that*.
That didn't work for "the most qualified" empty suit in history, so why would that work this time?
This is Trump's last term. Thus, bad advice.
Pick some policies people want, don't compromise them into pointlessness, and run on *that*.
Yeah. It's capitalism.
Walmart and McDonald’s are among the top employers of workers who rely on food stamps.
McDonald's CEO raked in $18.2M last year — over 1,000x the company's median employee pay.
Walmart's CEO pocketed $27.4M — 930x the company's median employee pay.
See the problem?
McDonald's CEO raked in $18.2M last year — over 1,000x the company's median employee pay.
Walmart's CEO pocketed $27.4M — 930x the company's median employee pay.
See the problem?
November 30, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Yeah. It's capitalism.
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Why isn't this ever done with democrats?
Liberals are still pretending like Biden wasn't a total corporate-run circus which drove up inflation, ignored the promises made on his campaign, fueled a genocide, and killed the primary process to boot.
When do liberals say, "Oh, crap. We messed up"?
Liberals are still pretending like Biden wasn't a total corporate-run circus which drove up inflation, ignored the promises made on his campaign, fueled a genocide, and killed the primary process to boot.
When do liberals say, "Oh, crap. We messed up"?
November 30, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Why isn't this ever done with democrats?
Liberals are still pretending like Biden wasn't a total corporate-run circus which drove up inflation, ignored the promises made on his campaign, fueled a genocide, and killed the primary process to boot.
When do liberals say, "Oh, crap. We messed up"?
Liberals are still pretending like Biden wasn't a total corporate-run circus which drove up inflation, ignored the promises made on his campaign, fueled a genocide, and killed the primary process to boot.
When do liberals say, "Oh, crap. We messed up"?
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If the Dems believed in accountability, at least half of their own members would be in jail.
The idea that they're going to pull a Nuremberg if they ever regain power is beyond absurd and deeply ahistorical.
The idea that they're going to pull a Nuremberg if they ever regain power is beyond absurd and deeply ahistorical.
November 30, 2025 at 6:20 PM
If the Dems believed in accountability, at least half of their own members would be in jail.
The idea that they're going to pull a Nuremberg if they ever regain power is beyond absurd and deeply ahistorical.
The idea that they're going to pull a Nuremberg if they ever regain power is beyond absurd and deeply ahistorical.