Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution
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Software Engineer | Egalitarian Marxist | Spockist 🖖 End Capitalism Abolish Cops Dissolve State Eliminate Class Once you wrap your mind around the enormity of the lies you're told your whole life, the whole world will look different. Typos are Gboard's.
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cptjinglepants.bsky.social
How to #revolution:

Step 1:
Organize resources to support a few thousand people to go on strike.

Step 2:
Organize a strike for Teamsters and rail workers.

Step 3:
Hold your ground. The economy will crash in under a week.

Step 4:
Come to the bargaining table.
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bladeofthes.bsky.social
If Nelson Mandela was alive, he would tell you that multimillionaire María Corina Machado isn't fighting for freedom.

She is siding with the oppressors, so she can make herself richer at the expense of everyone in Venezuela.
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roadie63.bsky.social
I just watched the video of the Portland Cop threatening to arrest an ICE agent if they drive their truck through a crowd. Now I see this where the General of the Oregon National Guard says if they get called up they will protect the protesters. People are fed up.
www.oregonlive.com/politics/202...
Oregon general’s testimony that National Guard troops ‘will be protecting any protesters’ gains traction online
Brigadier General Alan R. Gronewold made the comments to state lawmakers Sept. 30, and they drew notice on social media this week.
www.oregonlive.com
cptjinglepants.bsky.social
Most people don't vote because the candidates don't represent them. And the majority of people who do vote have no idea why non-voters can't just pick whomever is closest in ideology because voters don't realize none of the candidates are effectively different.
petebuttigieg.bsky.social
Fewer than 1 in 10 of our Congressional races are considered competitive - in a country that's politically more or less 50-50.

This is madness. And it doesn't have to be this way.
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feralcommie.bsky.social
Slavery evolves from one form to another until the makers and the doers of society OWN the business properties, tools and markets of society.
Everything else is just window dressing
cptjinglepants.bsky.social
cptjinglepants.bsky.social
No. If you want you stick it to capitalists, you GIVE AWAY THE FOOD TO THE POOR!

Geezus, people. THINK about it! They keep trying to make feeding the poor illegal everywhere. They're making homelessness illegal everywhere.

You want you buck the powerful? Help the powerless instead of being petty.
piperformissouri.bsky.social
Soybean farmers should dump their beans on Capitol Hill…
cptjinglepants.bsky.social
No. If you want you stick it to capitalists, you GIVE AWAY THE FOOD TO THE POOR!

Geezus, people. THINK about it! They keep trying to make feeding the poor illegal everywhere. They're making homelessness illegal everywhere.

You want you buck the powerful? Help the powerless instead of being petty.
piperformissouri.bsky.social
Soybean farmers should dump their beans on Capitol Hill…
cptjinglepants.bsky.social
But if you support Harris or Blue MAGA, you're just a run of the mill domestic terrorist. 🤦‍♂️

These signs and memes are exceptionally dumb and pointless.

You all keep dividing amongst each other while the 1% stands in solidarity against us, manipulating and exploiting us.
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amazonpissjugs.bsky.social
Who are the 11,000 Palestinian hostages Israel is holding in its torture cells
Guardian article:  "Who are the 20 hostages believed alive and expected to be freed from Gaza?

Ceasefire deal could end more than 700 days of captivity after hostages were taken during attacks of 7 October 2023"
cptjinglepants.bsky.social
"Capitalism doesn't have bread lines."
drewharwell.com
Military families on day 9 of the shutdown lining up at the food bank
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bennevis.bsky.social
María Corina Machado
– Called for a US military intervention in Venezuela
– sanctions on Venezuela, which have killed tens of thousands
– Supports Zionist genocide in Gaza
– Sought backing from 🇮🇱 for military intervention in 🇻🇪
– Celebrated 🇺🇸 extrajudicial executions of Venezuelans on boats
María Corina Machado 
– Called for a US military intervention in Venezuela
– sanctions on Venezuela, which have killed tens of thousands
– Supports Zionist genocide in Gaza
– Sought backing from 🇮🇱 for military intervention in 🇻🇪
– Celebrated 🇺🇸 extrajudicial executions of Venezuelans on boats María Corina Machado 
– Called for a US military intervention in Venezuela
– sanctions on Venezuela, which have killed tens of thousands
– Supports Zionist genocide in Gaza
– Sought backing from 🇮🇱 for military intervention in 🇻🇪
– Celebrated 🇺🇸 extrajudicial executions of Venezuelans on boats
cptjinglepants.bsky.social
Neither of you two should have gotten peace prizes.

Fuck you both. Fuck Trump, too, for good measure.

Obama, you started 5 more wars and ended none. You ramped up drone-strikes which killed an American teen.

Maria didn't bring democracy to VZ. It was there before the US began trying to coup VZ.
barackobama.bsky.social
Congratulations to new Nobel Peace Prize laureate María Corina Machado for her courageous struggle to bring democracy to Venezuela.
Live Updates: María Corina Machado of Venezuela Is Awarded the Nobel Peace Prize
www.nytimes.com
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paulwalker44.bsky.social
Ya, congrats to a person who’s trying to destabilize her own country for the profits of big oil and the CIA.

She’s Juan Guaidó 2.0.

Meanwhile she did nothing to earn this award.
barackobama.bsky.social
Congratulations to new Nobel Peace Prize laureate María Corina Machado for her courageous struggle to bring democracy to Venezuela.
Live Updates: María Corina Machado of Venezuela Is Awarded the Nobel Peace Prize
www.nytimes.com
cptjinglepants.bsky.social
100% correct.

We grow up with this romantic fantasy about what the ultra powerful people running the world are like, but the truth is disgusting and haunting.

Indeed. There be monsters.
chantalalive.blacksky.app
It's amazing how much of not falling for America's settler colonial narrative means actually learning the documented, recorded facts of the noble figures of their pantheon. They're monsters with appetites for cruelty.
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feralcommie.bsky.social
The coloniser puts the colonised in debt to establish a lord/tenant rentier relationship where people pay to be conquered.
davidgraeberinst.bsky.social
"The colonized is indebted to the colonizer for being colonized."

David Graeber speaks about the brutality of Debt in history.
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chantalalive.blacksky.app
Let's be clear on who Christopher Columbus was, a conquerer who spread disease & slavery who was so sadistic in the ways he treated natives he appalled the architects of the Spanish Inquisition. That's the fact of him there is to reclaim.
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cptjinglepants.bsky.social
Up until just recently, it was legal to turn right on a red right-turn arrow here in Washington.

After living in Cali long enough, this was a total shock to me. I didn't understand why people honked at me while I waited for the light to turn green all the time.
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caitoz.bsky.social
"Why aren't the Free Palestine people cheering about the ceasefire?"

If you saw a man beating a child into a coma, would you cheer after the beating stopped? No, your first reaction would be horror at what happened and your second would be fear that he'll attack the kid again.
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hejphen.bsky.social
DIRE WARNING - Connect the dots!
SEE what is happening around the USA!

UNDERSTAND what is necessary now!

Bluesky wont let me show the 4 screenshots of vitally important text AND the YT video preview

This 11min Youtube video is crucial

Please watch & read
Share
Prepare

youtu.be/R-moYctOlNY?...
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ndrew.bsky.social
every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
cptjinglepants.bsky.social
Sometimes when I read posts, I have to remember that most people don't understand that the people in power don't want a functioning government that works for the people; they want feudalism.

So when I see people putting faith behind a party's fake agenda, it's a little heartbreaking.