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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 13h

If you could please do us a favour and RT (or whatever it is on here) my writing CV I would be extremely grateful. I am a very capable writer of words, mainly “humorous”’ and if you have some PROPER paid work for me, please DM me. Thank you for your time www.mathew-owen.co.uk

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Craig @craigare.bsky.social · 21h

So did we. It was a different time…

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Craig @craigare.bsky.social · 21h

Fascism. Katy means fascism.

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@besidetheteesside.bsky.social

Dave Bulmer @demontomatodave.bsky.social · 2d

I already thought these looked like cool little guys before I saw what their name is

I think they're garlic grinders or something, but they affix to the table and you turn a handle to either rotate a drum in the front or grind whatever's in a sort of basin they've got - which means they all have wide bases, thin forward-leaning necks and robot heads with different kinds of mouth. The name for all of these is given as "SPONG"

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Craig @craigare.bsky.social · 1d

Getting ready for my first post-cancer half marathon tomorrow. Anyone else doing the Great Eastern Run? #RunningPunks #JogDivision

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Sarah Dempster @dempster2000.bsky.social · 2d

7 reasons why The Thing (1982) is a Christmas film:

1) snow
2) bearded men concealing surprises
3) compulsory party games
4) introverts shunning group activities
5) digestive issues
6) revellers bursting open to reveal partially assimilated canine lifeforms
7) knitwear

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Craig @craigare.bsky.social · 1d

Unsolicited Fika Pika

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Craig @craigare.bsky.social · 2d

You can just call it fascism.

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Stanley Pignal @spignal.bsky.social · 2d

If the Norwegians had a sense of humour, they'd give Obama a second peace prize today.

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Craig @craigare.bsky.social · 3d

This is hu-bris

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Craig @craigare.bsky.social · 3d

Norway. On edge last week.

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Craig @craigare.bsky.social · 3d

He definitely advocated for Brexit too

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Craig @craigare.bsky.social · 3d

a man is sitting on a couch with his eyes closed and says that 's a shame .

ALT: a man is sitting on a couch with his eyes closed and says that 's a shame .

media.tenor.com

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MLB (Bot) @mlbbot.bsky.social · 4d

Vladdy Jr. with his best Big Papi impression 😂🔊

📹: @MLBONFOX

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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 3d

Have the Cubs announced what they plan to do about their roster if they come back all the way and beat Milwaukee? Because both NLCS Game2 and Charlie Kirk's birthday are October 14 and that's obviously gonna create some problems for them.

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Craig @craigare.bsky.social · 3d

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Craig @craigare.bsky.social · 3d

a man in a suit and tie says but don 't let that fool you

Alt: Tim Stanley’s doppelgänger, Carter Burke from Aliens says but don 't let that fool you

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Craig @craigare.bsky.social · 3d

Hilarious for those of us who support the Red Sox, though.

Craig @craigare.bsky.social · 3d

Hello Jackie. You look nice.

Young Tory who looks like Mark Heap’s character in Friday Night Dinner

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Jason Sinclair @jsinclair.bsky.social · 4d

Lot going on here. A LOT going on.

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Craig @craigare.bsky.social · 4d

William, It Was Really Notting Hill

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Craig @craigare.bsky.social · 4d

Congratulations @tim-burgess.bsky.social

WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 5d

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Kath @kathyburke.bsky.social · 5d

Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚
#amindofmyown

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Daniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 5d

GUYS, I POSTED THIS THREE WEEKS AGO WHEN DANNY KRUGER DEFECTED. AND NOW...

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