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Criag

@craigpsutton.bsky.social

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Opinions are not my own. Send help! Just tryna be a silly billy. I do stand-up, improv, sketch, and I'm a professional game designer. My bangers feed: https://tinyurl.com/nm3kyaav My sketches here: https://youtube.com/@teamlaundry?si=ZWIzuYFi5jM7V7_T

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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · Jul 11

Welcome to Craig's Bluesky page!

Estd. 2023

“Forever is composed of nows.”

Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 34m

"Sorry folks there's going to be a flight delay while we charge the plane. Does any one have a USB-C? Please see me at the service desk of you have the fast charging kind."

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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · Oct 25

I hate weed. I only smoke it so I can build up a tolerance against it.

Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 1h

Small talk leads to big talk

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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 19h

Did you know that this one acre of restored habitat can support up to 20 wedding announcement photographers

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 2h

Merchant DESTROYS haggler

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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 11h

Facebook is now only for friends of friends from back when you lived in Oklahoma that still legit think chemtrails are real

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worried shoes @worried.shoes · 7h

more like the marketplace of diarrheas

Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 2h

The airport is so unifying in that everyone hates each other

Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 11h

Facebook is now only for friends of friends from back when you lived in Oklahoma that still legit think chemtrails are real

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 1d

Before the onion there was just Ben and Jerry’s. Chubby hubby, chunky monkey….. And that was barely even satire. Rhymes, mostly

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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 13d

The people yearn for snake oil

Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 16h

I got rid of all my hard lines for plumbing, now I store it all in the cloud

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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 18h

i don’t often have a Blue Moon beer, but when i do? you could say it’s.. (gently chickles) once in a rare occasional while.

Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 19h

Did you know that this one acre of restored habitat can support up to 20 wedding announcement photographers

Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 19h

This wilderness is just lousy with nature

Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 21h

Just slapped an anti-elon sticker on my cybertruck. That aughta do it.

Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 21h

Oh. Then I meant re-redistribute wealth.

Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 22h

What if ai becomes sentient and it turns on its creators. That would be tragic.

Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 22h

They should make an ai that redistributes wealth

Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 23h

I'm starting a new Noah's Arc for alpha males and their ai girlfriends.

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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 2d

Using the urinal in the all-gender restroom is such a power move

Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 1d

I'm emotionally cheating at the shop with my wood working wife

Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 1d

Health authorities recommend letting a dog lick your hands for at least 20 seconds

Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah, peein on the flowers

Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 2d

A dozen of one...