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Lick my love pump
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Launch me into the sun
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Light yourself on fire
daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social
I remember a couple of years ago, I’d taken mine to the theatre and her phone ran out on the train home. Totally exasperated, she gets her purse and takes out her bank card: “I’ll just have to read the back of this, then!” She *had* to have input. 🤯
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I just had a delicious Sunday afternoon nap on the sofa, like some kind of fat middle aged man shirking his family responsibilities 💅🏼
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This is how I’ll always remember Diane Keaton. I saw this film before I had kids, but now, being a SEND mum, this scene it hits hard. I am her, she is all SEND mums. ♥️

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The Family Stone (2/3) Movie CLIP - This Isn't Coming Out Right (2005) HD
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The era of "It isn't fair to pick on him, he's just a kid, he didn't choose to be in the limelight" is definitely over, so feel free to say he looks like he throws pets into a woodchipper with an expressionless face and a heart rate of 60bpm.
Trump's weird, serial killer-looking son might get a top job at TikTok.
daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social
The absolute depths of evil. 💔
catalinafernandes.bsky.social
Following the withdrawal of Israeli forces from parts of the Gaza Strip, Civil Defense teams discovered deadly remnants: explosion-laden children's toys and booby-trapped food cans, deliberately planted to lure children. These devices detonate upon contact, causing instant death or severe injuries.
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The Victoria Beckham doc is essential viewing if you’re interested in fashion and also the anatomy of a transition, in general.

Side note: I don’t think I’m ever getting over Tom Ford talking like Bill & Ted. Possibly the most mismatched voice-to-persona ever. It gets me every time.
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Sleep aids: 7kg weighted blanket, 22 momme silk eye mask, DRUGS

Night x
daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social
Nobel obese prize more like #morelike
Trump letting it all hang out on the golf course
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Cue FAKE NEWS, it was RIGGED rant…
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The Nobel panel should do this and then that way they can award themselves the Nobel Peace Prize.
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He’ll be unbearable if he wins and he’ll be unbearable if he doesn’t. For world peace they should cancel it until he dies.
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It’s south London is what it is 🙈
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Purple shampoo is great for removing brassy tones in bleached hair – but now my hands look like they’re in Night of the Living Dead
daddyissuesbarbie.bsky.social
Sorry, I read that as someone with 17 toes…
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Every Breath you Take – The Police

“Every breath you take
And every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I'll be watching you

Oh, can't you see
You belong to me?”

That’s it, I’m calling the actual police
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Marvin Gaye – Sexual Healing

“Get up, get up, get up, get up
Let's make love tonight
Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up
'Cause you do it right”

Let her sleep, you psycho
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Back for Good – Take That

“Whatever I said, whatever I did I didn't mean it
I just want you back for good”

For fuck’s sake, Gary, admit what you did and piss off
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🎵 disgruntled men with no respect for boundaries playlist 🎵

Beautiful Things – Benson Boone

“Please stay
I want you, I need you, oh God”

Dude, you sound deranged. And frankly a bit violent
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Can I be the one at the back? I have ballet bunions and warped toes, thx