Scary Heavens
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Lick my love pump
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Launch me into the sun
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Light yourself on fire
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The absolute depths of evil. 💔
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Following the withdrawal of Israeli forces from parts of the Gaza Strip, Civil Defense teams discovered deadly remnants: explosion-laden children's toys and booby-trapped food cans, deliberately planted to lure children. These devices detonate upon contact, causing instant death or severe injuries.
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The Victoria Beckham doc is essential viewing if you’re interested in fashion and also the anatomy of a transition, in general.

Side note: I don’t think I’m ever getting over Tom Ford talking like Bill & Ted. Possibly the most mismatched voice-to-persona ever. It gets me every time.
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Sleep aids: 7kg weighted blanket, 22 momme silk eye mask, DRUGS

Night x
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Nobel obese prize more like #morelike
Trump letting it all hang out on the golf course
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Cue FAKE NEWS, it was RIGGED rant…
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The Nobel panel should do this and then that way they can award themselves the Nobel Peace Prize.
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He’ll be unbearable if he wins and he’ll be unbearable if he doesn’t. For world peace they should cancel it until he dies.
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It’s south London is what it is 🙈
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Purple shampoo is great for removing brassy tones in bleached hair – but now my hands look like they’re in Night of the Living Dead
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Sorry, I read that as someone with 17 toes…
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Every Breath you Take – The Police

“Every breath you take
And every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I'll be watching you

Oh, can't you see
You belong to me?”

That’s it, I’m calling the actual police
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Marvin Gaye – Sexual Healing

“Get up, get up, get up, get up
Let's make love tonight
Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up
'Cause you do it right”

Let her sleep, you psycho
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Back for Good – Take That

“Whatever I said, whatever I did I didn't mean it
I just want you back for good”

For fuck’s sake, Gary, admit what you did and piss off
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🎵 disgruntled men with no respect for boundaries playlist 🎵

Beautiful Things – Benson Boone

“Please stay
I want you, I need you, oh God”

Dude, you sound deranged. And frankly a bit violent
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Can I be the one at the back? I have ballet bunions and warped toes, thx
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I love the unique relationship I have we some of my NCT dads – like, you’re a hetero man friend, yet you know all about the 27 stitches I’ve had in my vagina. 😍
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Amazing.

Science is extraordinary
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Why are people shocked by this? Go on, get your fucking poppies on next month.
Fb screengrab of Indy headline with shocked emoji reactions: British parts found in Russian drones used to attack Kyiv, says Zelensky